It all depends on what she does today since today is her birthday (she won't stop reminding me about it). At least I know that no one would believe her rumors since no one really cares what she says and nobody likes her. I should be good unless she tries to overpower me, which she could, seeing as she weighs almost 30 pounds more than I do.
So...
Aegix Drakan wrote:That could easily backfire. She might try to kill you along with herself.Not a good plan.
It would still be two birds with one stone though 😉
So you're saying that you'd be happy if she killed me Glenn?
phattonez wrote:So you're saying that you'd be happy if she killed me Glenn?
I cast Disarm Trap on this quote.
Wow Glenn, I think you actually got out of it somehow.
I'll have to remember that for future 'foot-in-mouth' situations.
Any chance this thread could get stickied? It's the best thread ever created.
Pineconn wrote:Any chance this thread could get stickied? It's the best thread ever created.
It was mentioned somewhere in here but decided against. Usually when threads get stickied they die. This one is doing a pretty good job of staying active.
It did go a day without posting, I felt like I had to resurrect it from Glenn's murder.
So, seeing as this is the thread of randomness(or, as I like it, randominity)...
My new favorite song is the theme song from "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego". I've been listening to it obsessivly.
Discuss, and call me weird as you wish.
^^You don't like that song until you've heard its counter on Spanish TV. Now that is a work of art.
so...kidney stones suck and when they don't want to pass they suck even worse. *sigh*
One of my neighbors has those and he can barely walk. He says he can't go to the emergency room because they will just give him pain killers and tell him to come back later. He has to wait I guess for whatever must happen to happen but he looks terrible. Hope you feel better CK.
i waited 2 weeks to go to the ER, where they drugged me heavily and took some CAT scans and sent me to a specialist. i was scheduled for surgery tomorrow, but it's finally moving around a little (that feels REAL good...yeah), so i asked them to postpone it another week. in the meantime, i stay on pain meds, and antibiotics (since i waited to long to go to the doctor, i was starting to develop an infection from where it'd been stuck in one spot for too long) and hope it comes the fuck out so they don't have to stick anything up my poor pee-pee. ow. i'd rather put up with the pain from the stone, thx.
Hope you get better CK. I've never had kidney stones but I've heard what they are like. It's enough to want to get your kidneys removed, if only that didn't mean you'd die.
phattonez wrote:It did go a day without posting, I felt like I had to resurrect it from Glenn's murder.
He's in your FTP, you know. Watch out!
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe
and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny
(Old, but I still laugh at it)
then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
I have this part memorized, and can say it all in one breath.😃
punkonjunk1024 wrote:He's in your FTP, you know. Watch out!
Well then someone better take care of him for me.
I have the entire song memorized and can sing it from start to finish. AND I can sing the 'Chuck Norris' enemies' section in one breath.
Worship me.
So there is music that goes along to it? I'm surprised that I've never heard of it.
phattonez wrote:Well then someone better take care of him for me.
oh god, don't tempt me. What I'd do with an address, phone number, even his postal code and first and last name.
Oh god, that video is rediculous. I thought it was fuckign stupid at first, but as I got further and further the stupid got more and more dramatic and I couldn't help but crack the fuck up. Especially at the end when Mr. Roger's starts fucking wiggling his gored hole around. I fucking die every time at that.
I can't imagine why.
Thank you Biggiy now that damned song will be stuck in my head for days on end. Damn you!
So yeah, I just called up my best friend since I didn't talk to him all week, and his mom picks up. turns out that a car crashed into him yesterday while he was biking. He's alive and has been discharged from the hospital, but that's all I really know at this point. I'll only know th efull extent of the damage, situation when he calls me up, hopefully later today.
😞 Apparently, it hurts like hell, though...
Oh wow. Glad to hear he is ok though.
That's good that he didn't die.
The bright side is that he will be able to use that story as a conversation starter at parties.
Aegix... I'm glad he's ok hon. Hopefully there will be no bad after affects from the accident. 😊