You're okay, I hope? :-/
Since we're telling stories...
Apparently, I have the unique ability to become invisible.
On Friday morning, I had to go to work. I take my vest and a red folder (Which I keep my check in when I get it.) and get in the car, stuff them in the back seat with me. My mom gets in the driver seat. She must drop off some books at the library first before she drops me off. It's a quick drop, I imagine. I notice that the windows are all foggy. I take one of the paper towels from the back seat and shout out to m'mum that I'll be right back, and I open the door and slam it closed behind me, and wipe off the front windshield, (Complete with my mom behind the wheel.) and then the back. I'm halfway finished with the rear windshield when the amazing happens.
She drives away without me.
She just drives away. Really. Seriously. I'd been left behind. I didn't move; She had driven the car right out from under my moist paper towel, leaving me hanging there, paper towel in hand, with my vest and folder in the back seat where I was very much not.
I RUN as fast as I possibly can to the corner around our oval-shaped block to intercept her as she turns around to get to the main intersection, but I barely miss her, watching her go out past the end of the block and around the corner. The paper towel droops in my hand, along with my arms to my sides. I stand under the nearest lamp post, lean against it, and wait. :-/
Damn, she was going fast. She must have been in a hurry to get me to work. 😉
I wait about one or two minutes. I'm still leaning against the lamp post with the paper towel in my hand when she swings back around. She's clearly laughing when I get in the car, sweeping aside my vest and folder to make space for my countenance. She told me that she was in such a hurry to get me to work that she only noticed that my vest was there, rather than my own physical presence, so she kept going. She was speaking to me quite a bit in the car about this and that, and when I hadn't replied at all, she just assumed that I had my earphones on and decided to leave me in peace, considering that I would not be able to get any peace at all within the next eight or so hours. So yeah, we went to the library, and dropped me off at work.
That was my Friday morning. Got quite the kick out of it.
Copypaste from Pure.