Kill the one above you

I hug ^ because I`m happy to see him, but ^ shrivels in embarassment. [YAY!
You`re back!] 😃

I fill ^ full of BBs

I strangle ^ with strawberry chewy sweet laces.

I shove ^ through...
a wall of spikes

*holds ^ up so ^^ can kick ^ in the nuts.....*

Death: that oughta teach him...

*< then takes ^^ out for a quick milkshake(any flavor)*

I stab ^ in the head, then I dish out ^'s brains with a melon baller

Well first I thank Death for milkshake and kicking Cyborg *is amused* and then,
I hang ^ by his fingertips and let ^^ take swipes at ^ until he's dead. :waggle:

I brain ^ for not being at my forum games

*is too!* :blah: :blah: Anyhoo. I hang ^ with chewy lace sweets!

*gives ^ a poisoned cookie(well its nicer than shooting you...)*

[Thanks for being nice] I make ^ drink lethal milkshake. [Sorry]

*< is unaffected....(< has had worse...), < makes ^ eat 😊 cookies*

* < is happy!* Anyhoo. I feed ^ too many cookies. ^ explodes.

Well... there's more than one way to kill a person. I somehow obtain a electric cannon and fire at ^, but first I use a small voltage just to annoy her. It starts out as small what-would-seem-like-static-electricity shocks, but after a while I get bored and turn up the power. The cannon is finally strong enough to burn ^, but it won't do anything more than that, so I get bored (again) and put ^ in a giant micro-wave oven. ^ explodes into thousands of tiny pieces. I laugh at first... but then I remember that I never put anything around ^, so I have to clean up the giant microwave that is full of blood. I knew I just have used a dagger.

* sticks ^ into the giant micro-wave and cooks on HIGH for 30 minutes...^ explodes*

Makes ^ clean the micro-wave oven after I explode. ^ closes the door behind him and loosing his only source of air and he sufficates

[I'll teach you to kill my Posting Buddy!] I make ^ work. ^ has never worked before, and so ^ dies of exhaustion. :blah: :blah:

* throws ^ into Milkshake Lake..with no bouyancy at all, ^ sinks to the bottom*

* bakes ^ into giant cookie!* [food war seems to have broken out!]

*Carries ^ all the way out to the edge of an active volcano hole and ties them up there to slowly cook from the heat, and then be finished by the rising lava.

I pump ^ full of BBQ sauce, then chop off ^'s head (then the body rockets off to Phenoix, Arizona

I send ^ to Japan. ^ eats poisoned sushi and dies.

I tell ^ how beautiful she looks today. ^ becomes way to giddy to notice the huge cliff that she falls off of.

*Puts ^ in a room full of 10 overlapping Gleeok 2s, 10 Death Knights, and Ganon with only a wooden sword and watches ^ get mauled*

I send ^ to a beauty salon, ^ thinks eyelash curlers are torture instruments and ^
is so terrified ^ is burnt to death by a hairdryer on fire. :rofl:

I tell ^ how lame she is. We all know what happens next.

I get mad at ^ and fry him alive!

I come back from teh grave to haunt ^ and eventually kill her

I stab ^ to death with my lethal stiletto shoes. :blah: :blah:

*once again, < sticks ^ into Milkshake Lake and then covers it with Cookies, making it Cookie hill*