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Kill the one above you

348 replies · 39,041 views · Started 31 May 2004

*Invites ^ to the park with promises of sweets and funny jokes. Then gases ^ and stuffs ^ in the trunk of the car. Then dismembers ^ and uses limbs as wind chimes*

Dumb Blonde Elf wrote:[And Ovi, you stole your idea from Gwen Stefani!]

:uhoh: Sorry, I didn't read everything... there are to many forum games, and untill recently I haven't posted or read any of them.

Anyway... < takes off shoes. ^ dies instantly.

Not a member called Gwen Stefani, the REAL Gwen Stefani. Check out the "It`s
My Life" video and see the hairdryer trick. Anyway... I hold my nose with both
hands [yes, it`s THAT BAD] and then fling a selection of swords at ^.

I fire a very thin bullet at ^. It first grazes the forhead, piercing it; it cracks the skull; bits of the skull and the bullet fly through brain matter; the bullet continues it's journey and cracks through the skull on the other side and leaves ^'s head, with a puddle of blood and Brain Matter.

^ gives me a look of sorrow and agony, knowing his end has come. Red blood and grey brain matter ooze out of the back of ^'s head. It's staining his hair, changing it's colour to a dark red. ^ falls near my feet, dead.

I try a chemical experiment: what would happen if I gave ^ a glass of water then a few hectagrams of Cesium? Well, there's only one way to find out....

BOOM!!!

Yes... I would wouldn't I? (No)

I say that ^ is lame and that he can't find anything original to say. ^ doesn't seem to care. I'm annoyed that he doesn't die of embarrasment like I do, so I just stab him.