Kill the one above you

[How heartless are you?] I get VERY angry with ^ for ignoring my unhappiness
and I drop 1,000,000,0000,0000,0000,0000 piano filled with lead on top of ^.
*curses and sobs quietly to self 😞*

orangeblasphemy wrote: I also have a neat little laboratory which i bring ^ to and jump start his heart. then i proceed to disect you and torture your chakarate zones, and every time you die i make you come back to life so i can kill you over and over again for destroying the world.

Dumb Blonde Elf wrote:No chance of ME dying from starvation

[No idea how you know I`m not fat, have you been talking to my best friend?]
I thank ^ for going easy on me, and I simply freeze him, not too painful, but it
would kill you eventually. *wipes away tears and sends ^ thank-you note, but <
is still going on a diet* 😉

The key to weight loss is more exercise than diet(that's an ugly word) I was homeless for awhile so i had nothing to do but walk around town, when i got sick of town i moved to the city and walked around there. now that i have finally settled down and started having kids i am beggining to get me a nice little gut. please, promise one thing, stay away from atkins, it's the biggest crock of shit i have ever heard.i send richard simmons to ^'s house and everything seems fine until the microwave goes off and he kills you for eating a hot pocket. (i hope i haven't offended you, that was not my intent) and ovi, YOU ENDED THE WORLD, so i think that my killing you over and over again was more than justified. *slaps ovi with a half rotton cod* weee i win

one more thing, i kill all of you again for not even looking at my game thread! and if you have looked at it, for shame... spoof you die now.

[Don`t DP. I looked at your game, but I didn`t get it. Sorry. Oh, and, don`t worry
I hate Atkins, I won`t do that.] Anyway, I send a highly technical thing to you, you
spend so much time playing with it your brain melts and you die. 😉

oh, thanks for checking it out, i'll try to explain better. alright, say i post the word brain. you have to use the letters in it to make as many other words as possible. rain-ran-bar-bain-ban-bin etc. then post a new word along with the number of words you got and the total nuber throughout the game (twc and wc) if you miss any words that could have been made you forfeit your wc to the poster who gets them. get it now? oh, and about above, i aqlready have a brain melting technical device i live on, it's called a computer, but thanks anyway 😊 i take ^ to a well and throw her in where she lives off of bugs and the water in which she defecates until she loses her will to live and finally dies. maybe even catches some horrible disease from the nasty water. (sorry, i'm running out of less than morbid ways to kill you 😊 )

[Ohhhhhh, I get it now] I make ^ go on my diet I designed for myself [which
will definitely kill you!] 😃

see, that was so not violent i don't know how to kill you now. i am a sick twisted individual and this game is perfect for one as demented as i, but you're too nice to dismember. alright i tie ^ down and indulge myself in a nice boston baked bean supper then tape a funnel to your face and put the little end in my butt and unleash the poisonous gas into your lungs. you drown in your own vomit.

[That. Is. So. Gross.] I make ^ sit in my room in winter. ^ freezes to death. 😉

I throw a few grenades at ^
**BOOM!!**

i take ^ to my lab and remove small portions of his skin, then graft living squirrels onto the patches and drop him off in time square new york city with nothing but a pair of hawian shorts and a pocket full of walnuts. one of two things will happen, either you will be shot for being such a freak, or conan o'brien will see you on his way to work and make you a star, but sadly even if you made it that far, i forgot to mention the squirells are rabid, so you end up goping phsyco on the late show and have to be put to sleep by animal control.

(I hope that I'm not to nice to dismember)

I give ^ some of my cooking. Did I mention that I never tried to cook before? You can be my test rabbit

[lol, I suck at cooking too!] I send ^ to see Ganonator, ^ is so scared he trembles
to death. 😊

I steal DBE's hair dye and her hair becomes all gunky and white and no matter what she does she can't get it out and her hair looks like a dead rat and all her friends frolick freely while DBE's hair is freakily flaming fruitfully...

Then ^ dies.

[How the hell did you know I dye it? Although I do.] I get mad at ^ [nobody touches MY hair dye!] and force ^ to try and talk to me in real life. I talk SO FAST
that ^`s head explodes, but ^ gives me back my hair dye! :tongue:

EDIT: I guess "I totally need to dye my hair again" gave it away, huh? :sweat:

((Yeah, slightly))

Did you know that I was born in Romania? Did you know that Transylvania is in Romania? :sb: Guess how you die?

Did you know talk fast too, DBE?

I push ^ and he falls down and scrapes his knee, which becomes infected

>.< Ouch!

infected doesn't neccessarialy mean death....

I put ^ though teh meat grinder

I put 6 silver ones trough^

I call for an axe murderer...
CHOP!

I put water on ^'s avarta.

EDIT: No fair! TC changed his avarta! Now my post doesn't make sense... oh well.

The Cyborg wrote: infected doesn't neccessarialy mean death....

I whip ^ in the nuts until he gets AIDS from it and dies.

Now that's just plain mean!

I blow in ^'s ear. It gets infected, and ^ dies, too.

*^ hears the sound of a Desert Eagle priming*
Death: don't move...........
^: eep..........
Death: asta la vista......BABY! *fires Plasma Eagle at ^'s head......^'s head is vaporised(sp?)*

*laughs death2004 to death because his username is a whole year old*

I take ^'s sword, and cut his head off

I swing the sword at ^.

I melt the sword so you burn down in pain

*I fire my modded M4(plasma mode ON!) to change ^ from evil mage into evil gooey mage*