(aw man!)
<: sorry to have to do this but....*blasts a hole in ^'s head, causing a painless, brainless death*
<: thats gonna leave a mark....:thumbsdn:
Kill the one above you
I guess that means:
DBE: Hang on a sec *gets Mariscia and Anais*
death: what the hell?
DBE: Kill him demons!
death: Demons?
Mariscia and Anais: Don't laugh at Chapter 3 quotes!!
death: Oops!
Mariscia and Anais: OK, * pulls daggers out * you can suffer for it!
death: Aww...
DBE: Sorry! * glomps *
Mariscia and Anais: * stick daggers through ^ *
death: Oww
DBE: XD
Death:....suckage.... *drawing a small stick*
DBE: *:lmao:*
*the stick becomes some sort of scythe, then is used to neatly split ^ in 2*
Death: please dont do that trick again...or should i set Beta XIII on you?
*Stabs ^ with a superfied piece of meatloaf. If the bleeding doesn't kill them, the E. Coli sure will.*
* Sticks a loaf of bread in the freezer.
* Waits an hour
*Robs a bank with it.
*Then kills you two hundred times.
Sure, why the heck not.
Death: whoa....nothing stops that.... *pressing a button*
^ and ^^: wha???
BH4: <hmmmmm... AC Beta XIII detected>
*a HUGE AC with OTT weaponry appears outta nowhere*
Death: *hopping in* see ya in another world....
^ and ^^: oh dear lord......
Death: *firing the 'Sawa at ^ and ^^, neatly vaporising them both* that'll do!
death2004 wrote:Death:....suckage.... *drawing a small stick*
DBE: *:lmao:*
*the stick becomes some sort of scythe, then is used to neatly split ^ in 2*
Death: please dont do that trick again...or should i set Beta XIII on you?
[OK, why do you hate RP characters?]
Anyhoo, I ram Mariscia's dagger through ^'s torso!!! [mwah hahahaha] :laughing:
Death: Now That I have my new machine, you're pathetic dagger will not affect me, but I can still kill you...
*tryes to aim Beta XIII at ^, but Beta XIII won't move*
Death: What the...? Why isn't this working?
Ovi: *Holding the adapter* You forgot to plug it in... you know, you're weapon won't work without electricity, but mine will *reveals a long sword*
Death: Crud....
Death: ermm...this thing is powered by a nuclear reactor.... so there is no need for plugs/adapters.... so Beta XIII! PWNAGE TIME!!!!!
BXIII: roger! *massacres ^ with a mix of Sawa shots, Machine-Gun bullets, Missiles and Nukes*
Death: meh.... you got PWNED!!!!!
Meh. Anyway.
DBE: Hello death!
death: Er, hello DBE
DBE: I'm not going to hurt you! Just this! *glomps ^ to death again*
death: Oww X_x
Death: i always hate this part..... *throws ^ into a heart-shaped lava pool*
^: AIEEEEEEEE!!!!
<: *sob* dammit!
[aww, me too] Anyway, * < sees ^ is online and rushes to glomp him, rushing a little too much and accidentally pushing ^ into said heart-shaped lava * (Meep! I really didn't want to do that)
<: owww..... *tosses ^ poisoned sugar-free milkshake* i hate this part...
^: *drops to floor*
[So I'm like poisoned now? OMG, I'm poisoned in the RP too :scared:] Anyhoo.
DBE: (sorry) *chucks bomb and DUCKS!*
death: Holy cow!!!
DBE: So sorry! 😮dd:
Death: *emerging slightly charcoaled* owww..... *summoning a 7-foot long sword* sorry to do this..but i've had enough....
DBE: eep..... 😱
Death: *drawing sword, only for it to be the MasaMune* sosososososososososososososo sorry! *impales ^ on MasaMune* dammit.... *stabs < with Masamune*
(Hmm, two can play at this game!]
DBE: Demons!
death: Oh, holy Jesus not again...
Mariscia and Anais: Hello!
death: Meep!
DBE: OK, lets make this painless!
death: Thank you!
M+A: *slice ^ vertically* Painless, eh?
DBE: Oops, sorry, I meant painful *sorry*
Death: *emerging unharmed* ermm...you cut.....my....hair...... *Nuke-size explosion of Dark Energy*
DBE: *leaving a mess in pants*
Death?: hmmph...*emerging with blood-red hair, eyes filled with anger and an unusual sword/scythe combo* no-one has done that and survived!!!
Mariscia and Anais: *stiff as boards*
Death?: now i have your attention, i should introduce myself...i am Seraph, the TRUE Guardian of Time and Death, this....IDIOT is just one of three vessels of my old body.... but now you know that...its time to die.....*putting swythe(sword+scythe) away, then putting arms above head, but to the sides* Star....*both hands move 90 degrees* Death..... *the hands move 180 degrees clockwise, then are placed together in a cup-shape* BLAST!!!!!!! *A massive beam rips ^, Mariscia and Anais apart in one hit, leaving nothing but ashes*
Death: *now back to normal* what have i done???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(YOU KILLED MY DEMONS!! NOW I KILL YOU!!!)
DBE: So, I heard you killed my demon and her friend
death: Oops
DBE: That's OK, I'll use MY OWN demon magic now
death: Huh?
DBE: *casts Dark Shadow on self*
death: *tries to stab <, thrown back from shield*
DBE: Hehe
death: Oww, my head!!
DBE: Meh, that's only the beginning
death: B-bring it on!
DBE: OK!! *rams dagger STRAIGHT THROUGH ^, NOT HIS HAIR*
death: *bleeds to death*
DBE: *also back to normal* Oops! Sorry, *gets Clotho to try to revive him*
Death: *coming round* owwww.....that hurt like mad.... :sly: well...*giving ^ a :hug:* heheheheheheheh
DBE: ??? *:bouncy:*
Death: sorry to do this but...*summons MasaMune again, then creates a HUGE Blade Beam of sorts* its the whole point of this...*discharges Beam, which splits ^ into 2, then comes back and splits < into 2* owww...*passing out*
[Um, you can't do that! In RP that's called god-modding, it means you're invincible!
And you're not :sb:]
DBE: Hello, CHEATER!
death: Uh, about that :sweat:
Mariscia and Anais *chorusing sweetly* Hi!
death: Uh, yeah, hiiii
DBE: OK
Mariscia and Anais: *take ^ prisoner and sacrifice him!!!*
DBE: Muwahahahahahaha!! *ahem* :sb:
Death: ermm....and that was supposed to do...what??? *passing out*
DBE: heheheheheheheh :sb:
Anais: ughhhh.... *passing out*
Marisca: owww...*passing out*
DBE: ??? *falls to ground, then bleeds to death*
(What did you do to me and my fellow demons??? YOU POISONED US DIDN'T YOU?????) *ahem*
OK, now I'm angry. * I take my own dagger, and do Mariscia's Spinning Slice, which basically means I slash ^ to ribbons! *
DBE: Heh heh...
Anais: Whatever
Mariscia *falls over* I'm dizzyyyyyyy!
Death: i F*****' hate passing out... but... in revenge... ALMIGHTY MASABLAST!!!! *HUGE explosion takes lives of all in room, even the one who is supposed to be 'god-modding', and all that is left is ashes*
Ovi walked into the room
Ovi: Hey guys! Sup? So, what's been going on? Er.... you're all dead, who do I kill?
Death: *re-assembling* damn... i need coffeeeeeeee!!!!
Ovi: 😮dd: w...t...f...?
Death: hmm? oh right... STAR DEATH BLAST!!! *^ is incinarated and ^'s ashes join ^^^'s*
Ovi: You'll just have to settle for tea! *pulls out sword and stabs ^ in the heart and watches as ^ dies)
Sledgehammer on ^'s head
'nuff said
I switch into demon Mariscia mode and quickly perform the lethal Spinning Slice on ^. ^ is made into pwitty ribbons!! Mwahahaha! :sb:
(Now, that IS "nuff said!)
I take a broken link,
and cut ^ to pieces
I tell ^ not to laugh at O' Airheaded Demon and slash him to pieces!! Mwahahahah!!! :sb: