...it released a horrid abomination...
Five Words
...who was then elected President...
…of the Galaxy, His first…
...act was to destroy all...
…copies of Shaq-Fu. This was…
...objected only by his opponent...
Shaquille O’Neal. He insisted that…
...it be given a chance...
…but before they could start…
...Latanya Bison caught up with...
…them, and wanted to know…
..how much flour per inch...
..,was required by the law…
..to sprinkle on deez nuts.
Since the nuts were pecans…
...a giant crab shaped guitar...
…would serve no useful purpose…
..in the defenestration of puppies.
They discovered puppies couldn’t fly…
So they gave them wings
…with spicy barbecue sauce and…
an extra helping of gravity.
“Gravity” was a code for…
putting food in your butt...
…which was illegal in Texas…
..but not in Guantanamo Bay.
…but they weren’t there anyway…
so they commited various crimes
…like using an expired coupon…
...to wipe my dirty booty...