...moved he stabbed himself with...
Five Words
..Billy Mays eight hundred ton...
...replica of @Chris Miller’s mother.
He then discovered that he...
had bags under his eyes.
They were filled with delicious...
...Little Debbie(tm) Swiss Cake Rolls...
..that caused debilitating liver cancer.
...to anybody else but him...
...because he already had it.
He had two livers left...
and [MENTION=38634]Chris Miller[/MENTION]’s burny weenie...
..which he caught from [MENTION=40755]ctrl-alt-delete[/MENTION].
...so his doctor prescribed him...
..Jolly Good Wanker Pills, the...
...resulting eight hour erection was...
..big enough to frighten [MENTION=60919]TheDarkOne[/MENTION].
...but with his twin katana...
he opened a portal to
...Royal Oak, Michigan, where the...
imaginary girlfriend of [MENTION=38634]Chris Miller[/MENTION]
(see: history of callitaday aka Chris Miller on this forum)
...moved after they broke up...
...and ate much delicious caek...
Afterwards, he went to find...
...someplace to drop his guts...
He found a gut depository....
...and ass-nuked the whole city.
But in the process, he...
... completely wrecked his only underwear...
But [MENTION=38634]Chris Miller[/MENTION] was ABDL