...just like [MENTION=40755]ctrl-alt-delete[/MENTION] was...
Five Words
TheDarkOne wrote:...just like @ctrl-alt-delete was...
able to count to five...
...but he wasn't able to...
find his own damn weewee
What are you talking about?
he angrily shouted at [MENTION=39056]bigjoe[/MENTION]...
STOP STEALING HIS WEEWEE JOE
Tim had once again escaped...
trailing a cloud behind him...
...that smelled strongly of coffee...
...that smelt vaguely of raisins...
...except they weren't raisins, but...
..eggs that sprouted into robots..
...with the newest feature, the...
..TheDarkOne's booty tracking missile system..
...which misfired, spraying white stuff...
...which was just Oreo filling...
..mixed with Elmer's school glue.
This caused a chemical reaction...
..that opened a wormhole to..
...Kalamazoo, Michigan, where they found...
...rubber baby buggy bumpers that...
...were owned by Elvis Presley...
just like [MENTION=38634]Chris Miller[/MENTION]’s balls
...of fire that he threw...
into his own asshole. STDs
...were not a danger because...
he already had them all
...cured; he developed a vaccine...
...for all known uncured diseases...