Using my goddess powers again I disable all your robots and melt them down, then punt you from the hill. I then reforge the melted down robots into a giant robotic rainbow butterfly unicorn kitten, with powers of kawaii but beneath that, armed to the death with massive weaponry to obliterate anyone who come anywhere near...
My hill.
I manage to sneak up on your robotic RBUK and dismantle it. Taking one of it's deadliest weapns for myself, I march up to the top of the hill and use it on you.
I surround the hill with an impenetrable magic barrier that will instantly cause cold, fire, and acid damage to anyone who comes into contact with it. Also, it's a perfect sphere with it's bottom half underground so you can't tunnel under it either.
Ma hill, suckas!
Being immune to elemental damage (except Blue and Doctor Pepper, I get healed by that awesome shit), I walk though the shield unharmed and sneak up behind you, knocking you out. I boot you outta the shield (keeping the weapon), keeping the shield, and adding Copy Mega Man (boss version of Mega Man from one of the NES games) on loan from Dr. Wily (he needs funds for his various projects, so ya) and the entire Robot Master roster from Mega Man 2 (Heat, Bubble, Shadow, etc) including the Doc Robots from Mega Man 3.
My Hill, boi.
The shield was created by me so I can dispel it. The weapon I used was a one-shot deal so it's useless now. I use Game Genie to get past all your Mega Man stuff and catapult kick you from the hill. I then have every fighter from Mortal Kombar (up to and uncluding UMK3) r, with all their powers and under legal contract that there is no infighting. Also, I rewrote the program so it's umhackable,
This hill is my hill, and only my hill.
Your Game Genie codes also have the side effect of temporarily freezing the game at random intervals. It is during one of these freezes that Midway discovers you illegally used characters from heir games and take legal action. As part ot the settlement, you have to give them the hill. I then buy the hill at a discount, and have it guarded by legions of dragons. Also, Bahamut and Tiamat are my personal bodyguard atop of...
My hill.
I hire Bayonetta to slay the dragons (she punched god in the face once so she's got this) and then turn them into cheese statues of themselves (but they can't really do anything than look delicious) and after Bayonetta departs, I have towers every 30 feet around the hill with guards armed with anti-magic weaponry that is made unhackable. The towers are anti-magic shielded. I top it off with a cherry on top of...
My hill.
I release a deadly toxin that kills all your guards. With them removed, I plant explosives at the base of each of your towers. I detonate them all simultaneously and the resulting blast is so massive it there isn't even ash left of you. I cover the hill with every form of defensive spell, and keep offensive spells ready to launch anyone who might find some way past all my magical defenses.
My smegging hill.
You forget that I am a fairy goddess and can resist your magical spells. I walk right through all your defenses and take you out with some awesome form of fairy goddess power that you have never seen before (and never will again). I then protect the hill using all the Espers from Final Fantasy VI as guards and also steal Dark One's twin katana to use as personal defense should anyone reach the top of...
My hill/
I have Kefka turn all of the espers into magicite that he then gives to me. I hire every badass anime/video game swordsmaster to fight you while I use a Green Latern ring I "borrowed" from one of them to create a giant gold club out of energy and knowck you miles away. I keep the swordsmasters willing to stay for room and board in exchange for their services, add fairy magic to the list of things the dome shield guards against, and sit on a throne made of Dr. Pepper cans like the Iron Throne from Game of Thrones (except DP as mentioned instead of swords, which you think sitting on swords would be uncomfortable, not to mention dangerous)
My hill.
Since I created said sphere (remember, it's not a dome), I dispel it. I reclaimed my twin katana (Masamune and Muramasa) from Pink Fairy in the other thread, so with them in hand I take the one swordmaster that chose to stay with you. My sword easily shred through your DP throne and you like butter. I then replace my magical sphere and surround the inside of the sphere with my army of undead samurai. And I stand at the top of the hill with my twin katana ready for any challengers.
My gol-darned, dab-natted, golly-gee-whiz-banged hill.
I walk through your shield again and with a large bag of Phoenix Downs, destroy all of your undead. I then create a springboard (ie: Sonic the Hedgehog) under you and send you flying through a series of more springboards that sends you into the ocean far away. I remove the shield and hire Deadpool as a bodyguard. To finish it all off, I reform your shield but reprogram it to keep you out and can't access it.
My (and Deadpool's) Hill. (I don't remember adding that and Deadpool's part...Deadpool are you messing with my post?)
My shield is a creation of magic and can't be "reprogrammed." so it is still mine and and again dispel it. It is then you find out that Deadpool was working for me the entire time and together we remove you from the hill, hanging you on the top of a flagpole with duct tape over your mouth. Forgoing the shield (since it obviously doesn't seem to be working), I cover the bottom of the hill with 2-liter bottles of Dr. Pepper. which are hooked up to a very intricate mechanism that instantly kills anyone who touches them. Oh, and past those are six rows of those spinning blade things from Mortal Kombat Armageddon and past those are all the bosses from every MK game ever.
You know whose hill this is.