I send the Vision (from Marvel's Avengers comics) to eliminate your defenses. He can become intangible so your defenses are moot and he easily disarms the pylons. As for the worms, I have a bunch of giant robots take care of them.
My defenses include Vision, numerous giant robots, the cast of Golden Girls (who would like to hear them drone on? I have earplugs and Vision can disable his audio sensors if they bug him. The robots? Same as Vision) and a herring.
My hill.
I storm the hill with an army of My Little Ponies because everyone knows you don't mess with MLP. Then I fry up and eat your herring.
I set up the My Little Ponies to guard the hill because everyone knows you don't mess with MLP,
My hill.
I tell Fluttershy that you've been in her shed, and she straight up murders you.
I plant a bunch of saplings on the hill, gather an army of Ents, and tell them that anyone trying to take the hill is trying to hurt the trees.
My hill.
I tell the Ents that you are trying to hurt the trees, and you can figure out the rest.
I turn the hill invisible and teleport it to another location so nobody can find it in order to take it.
My hill.
Using a ritual sacrifice of pop tarts, I make a deal with a sugar-loving demon to locate the hill and make it visible again. Since you had no other defenses, I now have the hill.
My defenses this time consist of an army of immortal kittens with the combat ferocity of the bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but loyal to me. I also have the Gundams from Gundam Wing set on auto-pilot to patrol the area against anything that isn't a kitten, a gundam from Gundam Wing, or myself.
My hill. :kitty:
I fly a Gundam past your Gundams (since I am in a Gundam, they don't stop me) and blast you from the hill. I then use a sonic disruptor to free the kittens from your mind control and they all go back to their loving homes.
I keep the Gundams around for backup defense. I also have the giant robots from Go-Lion and Dairugger XV (known is the US as Voltron III and Voltron I, respectively), along with every form of Megazord from every incarnation of Power Rangers. Also, I have the various Transformers that linked together to form giant robots as well.
My hill.
It's been three months and nobody has tried to take the hill from me. I guess I win.
My hill.
I smash you hill in half n take the bigger hill and dummon 20 moon lords from terraria.
My half hill
You didn't actually get past my defenses (read the first post) so your attempt to do that fails.
Still my whole hill.
I EMP the area making the various giant robots useless. With an army of robot ninja pirates at my command, I have turrets that fire beams that send the target it hits to a random dimension set to auto-track the area (excluding myself and the robot ninja pirate army) and to top it off, I make a house of diamond for myself on top of the hill.
My hill. :kitty:
I drop the moon on your hil fattening everythong i then put it back in the sky and make a mound of dirt and sit here for my next victim to be come an be swallowed by ma moon physicslivong earth magic and last but certinly not least my cute seductiv tail no man o woman can resist.
I have the Gods revoke your moon physics powers and then use my dark powers to sever your adorable fluffy tail. With your defenses thus removed I easily reclaim the hill and remove you from it. I restore my giant robots (Go-Lion, Dairugger XV, all Megazords, all Transformers that formed giant robots), and also set up a photonic cannon that will automatically fire at anyone who comes within twenty feet of the top of the hill.
My hill.
You forgot my living earth magic i awaaken my sixth ancestor form and swallow your robots back into the ground dorged metal to ore. I regro my tail and over com yo cannon with my fluffiness then i go back to my moumd and mee luna and absorb he soul into my til and summon A gint foot and force you to wash it four you next turn.
do not touch the tail.
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I drop a nuke on your dirt mound, obliterating it and you completely. I surround the area with eighteen-foot thick and six-mile high electrified barbed wire. Oh, and I also encase it in a magical field that nullifies moon physics, earth magic, or fluffiness.
My crater.
Idig hol un nederneath and feel your crater wil water an kick you ove th wire.
MY SWIMMING POOL
i also stoole you defense too
I still have control of over the defenses, so I slip in through a secret entrance known only to me and only I know how to access it. I then put one edge of the still-electrified barbed wire into the water while you are swimming around, and you can figure out the rest.
I then drain the water and invert the crater, turning it back into a hill. Keeping my current defenses, I also create an army of fluffy bunnies and kitties. You don't f*** with fluffy bunnies and kitties.
Unless you're me. :kitty: After spending a long period of time mastering magic (most notable mind alteration and telekinesis), I return and use a spell to have the bunnies and kitties become my army. I then attach laser beams to their heads. Because why not? My magic destroys the fence by sending it into the sun while the laser bunnies and kitties destroy anything else that remains. I leave the magic barrier as it will protect from magic I can't protect myself from. I create a personal magic barrier that behaves like Magneto's personal magnetic field and then sit back and enjoy some Dr. Pepper. My hill. :kitty:
I poisoned your Dr. Pepper supply while you were doing all the other stuff.
I cover the hill with a gateway into 32-fold dimensional cross-rip. Have fun.
My hill.
Months have passed and no one has taken the hill. I WIN!
As an aspiring goddess, I easily pass through your dimensional cross-tip, then punt you into it, sealing it on both ends to trap you inside.
I'm an all-powerful goddess. Just let any puny mortal try to take the hill.
Oh, a goddess? Challenge accepted!
I win a game of chance against Death itself and as payment, have him take you to the afterlife (because Death, if Supernatural is to be believed) comes for us all in the end. Even gods.) I then set up a magic circle around the hill to protect from Death and create an army of Dr. Pepeer fueled robots to guard me.
My hill.
I tell my two cousins who practically live on Dr. Pepper what your robots are fueled with and they make short work of them. I then cross your magic circle (since I am not Death it won't stop me) and drop-kick you off the hill. Then I get all the technology from all versions of Star Trek to serve both defense and offense purposes.
My hill.
I get the giant space tube thing from the Star Trek movie that involves time travel and whales (ah, OG Star Trek, you were weird, but we loved ya for it) and use it to bring untold destruction to all of the ST tech you have. I then have it hover over the hill, ready to unleash it upon unwary foes.
My hill.
I summon my fairy army (it's nice to have one of these at my disposal) to dismantle your space tube using fairy magic that you humans can't understand. I then imprisons you in an enchanted forest full of such beauty that you don't want to leave even if you could. Meanwhile, the warrior fairies become the guardians what is now...
My hill.
I awe and wonder at the forest...and then notice the distinct lack of the Doctor of Pepper drink and am suddenly demystified by its magical wonder. I escape via a plot hole (Authors can manipulate those at will ya know) and then gather an army of tentacled monsters and send them after the fairies. Hilarity (and some weird porn) ensues. Since the army of tentacled monsters vanished with the fairies, I assemble the A-Team (because you don't mess with Mr. T) and they are paid handsomely to guard...
My hill.
I remind the A-Team that their shiw was cancelled and the movie reboot was an abysmal failure. They are so disheartened by this news that they give up and leave.
I have Armored Fleet Dairugger XV and Beast King GoLion standing guard over...
My hill.
I hit them with EMP bombs and then throw the remains into a convenient plot hole. I assemble a team consisting of Auron from FFX, Yosho/Tenchi's Grandpa from Tenchi Muyo, Gilgamesh from Final Fantasy (any of them really though the one in FF Type-0 guarded a bridge against an entire army by himself so let's go with that one), Kakashi from Naruto (not Shitpudon), General Leo (before his death in FFVI at the hands of Kefka, everyone's favorite psycho clown), Zalbag from FF Tactics, and a poptart (yes, you rad that right) to protect...
My Hill.
I eat the Pop-Tart and it grants ne with the usual awesome magical powers that come from Pop-Tarts, allowing me to easily walk past all your defenders. Once they are dealt with, I remove you from the hill and reclaim my Armored Fleet Dairugger XV and Beast King GoLion robots who are now shielded against EMPs of any kind. I also add the six-armed robot from that other anine that was almost turned into a thurd Voltron series just for good measure. Oh, and it has the same EMP shielding.
My zarking hill.
I have Washu (Tenchi Muyo, greatest scientific genius in the universe and all-powerful goddess) hack the mechs and shut them down, then throw them into plot holes again. After building a small tower on top of the hill with a wall surrounding it (about 15 ft tall), I summon an army of robot ninja pirates with EMP shielding to patrol...
My hill.
Washu fails at trying to hack into my mechs because if you knew anything about these guys you would know that they are essentially sentient machines abd hacking them is therefore not possible. So they are still there, and just to beef up my defenses I get all six Decepticon jets to serve as first-wave defenders, and also have the giant decepticon laser cannon Shockwave to serve as my final wave of defense. All Decepticons have EMP shielding and are also sentient so can’t be hacked.
Hill be mine.