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84 replies · 127,958 views · Started 23 January 2013

You can get one, but the coffee it refills itself with is only lukewarm and weaker than a newborn kitten.

I want a PS2 that is fully backwards-compatible with PS1 software. I have two PS1 games that don't work on it.

I'll give you this weird one I found listed on eBay that for some reason will read PS1 disks but not PS2.

I want a coffee mug that had some kind of system that will prevent the coffee from going cold/

You can have one, but the problem is that it keeps the coffee too hot to drink. But it won't go cold.

I want a PS2 that will read PS1 disks consistently (the one I have will only do it when it wants to).

[MENTION=62062]ROLLAND[/MENTION] Please try to keep to the game's format. Read the first post, it usually explains how the game works.

So to reiterate: I want a PS2 that will read PS1 disks consistently (the one I have will only do it when it wants to).

Okay, this one will read PS1 disks conistently, but it will only read PS2 disks when it wants to.

I want a workable method of keeping coffee hot, but not too hot to drink.

Here's a new hi-tech device that will help with that. We call it a "microwave."

I would like a car powered purely by solar energy (and uses stored solar energy for driving at night).

At night, it'll not just consume Solar Energy, but petrol as well.

I'm going to see an ancient DOS computer capable of running every version of Zelda Classic, up to 2.10.

Sure, you can get that, and as soon as there's a version of ZC that will run under DOS, you can have that as well.

I would like a type of rechargeable battery that will hold its charge for as long as a lithium battery will last.

I will give you that, but it takes 16 hours to charge.

I want toenails clippers that I can use without having to put my leg in such an awkward position.

You can have that, but theyre single use toenail clippers, so in all their inventive design , you can only use them once.

I want all the people from ages past who left to start posting again.

Okay, but only for one day.

I want one of thise medical devices from Star Trek that fixes a broken arm in a matter of minutes

Granted, but since you said monutes instead of minutes, a freak glitch causes it to take 10 years to fix an arm.

I wish for a better microwave

Here you go, but you’ll have yo replace the door. Otherwise it works.

II would like a smart phone with better voice recognition than the one I have.

Here's the smart phone with better voice recognition, but it only works for Dutch.

I want a spoon that can heat the food it is carrying.

Here you go, but it heats the food to a temperature that would cause second-degree burns. And there is no way to cool the food since it’s on the spoon.

I want better voice recognition on this phone.

Granted, but my necromantic mod powers can only do so much.

I want a complete collection of Kamen Rider shows and movies with english subs.

You get them., but they are region-coded for Japan. And there’s no way to override that coding.

I would like sweat pants that stay completely clean without laundering and never shrink or tear or fall apart, and are available in whatever color I want.

Okay, but you get a red one.

I request a mechanical third arm that is directly wired to my nervous system so I can control it like any part of my body, and I want it to have superhuman strength and be virtually indestructible. And metallic blue in color.

Granted, but it has a mind of its own that only manifests when you are unconscious/asleep that performs increasingly absurd pranks on you during those periods of time.

I require...a shrubbery

Okay, but it’s alteady dying and since I had to uproot it to give it to you, it’s beyond saying now.

I would like a mute button that works on small children.

Granted, but it makes politicians louder

I would like some nice snacks for a lazy afternoon

You get some snacks, but thry they’re stale Fritos..

I want a n iem duplicatir, that only works on unliving matter.