Item Request Game

Here's a jacket of awesomeness! Side effects include awesome-ness and eternal bad gas.

I need a can of infinite dr pepper.

Ok, you can have this infinite can of flat Dr. Pepper.

I need some boots of flying.

Here is a boot of flying, sorry I could only find one. And also it takes 30 D Batterys. Which are not included.

I need an Magic Sword.

You have a magic sword that talks, but in pig-latin.

I need a box of strawberry pocky.

Here, have your Strawberry Pocky. Now your hands die off because the box carried a horrible toxin that acts on your hands.

I want a spellcard. Those fairies shall pay for what happened earlier today

Seastorm wrote:Here, have your Strawberry Pocky. Now your hands die off because the box carried a horrible toxin that acts on your hands.

I want a spellcard. Those fairies shall pay for what happened earlier today

Your new spellcard is a brand new spellcard that summons the three fairy girls to your location so they can wreak havoc on you.
I need a new keyboard for my laptop because I spilled milk on it and the q button needs extra hard pressing to work now.

Have a keyboard that connects with a keyboard port instead of USB, which makes it useless for most laptops.

I need an item that can fetch my coffee, which I left in another room.

Here's one of those small vacuum robot thingies modded to "fetch" coffee and bring to its owner, however it has a 90% chance of dropping coffee into the pesron's lap.

I need some new oatmeal flavors to try

mrz84 wrote:Here's one of those small vacuum robot thingies modded to "fetch" coffee and bring to its owner, however it has a 90% chance of dropping coffee into the pesron's lap.

I need some new oatmeal flavors to try

You're new multi-flavored variety pack includes fecal, vomit, and urine flavors.
I need a new guitar amplifier!

Here's your new guitar amplifier. It starts at eleven, and no matter how far your other equipment is it always causes a spiking feedback.

I need a new set of spiral notebooks!

Here's your (used) spiral notebooks! The previous owner thought they were the next DaVinci. They were sadly mistaken.

I'd like a new pair of scissors.

Here are two dinner knives taped together at the handles. If you wiggle them enough, they might be able to cut paper.

I want a new mouse.

Your new mouse is straight out of the laboratory. From a long line of test-mice, infected with various virii, and only interested in anything with the scent of cheese emanating from it, your mouse is the less-than-ideal pet.

I would like a new pre-furnished home.

Side note:
In typing that sentence I just learned that my Windows 7 auto correct system thinks that pee-furnished is an acceptable word, and pre-furnished is not.

Here's your pre-furnished home. Be wary of the previous owners though, they haunt the place and they don't like unwanted guests.

I'd like a lamp with a genie that grants infinite wishes.

Zim wrote:Your new mouse is straight out of the laboratory. From a long line of test-mice, infected with various virii, and only interested in anything with the scent of cheese emanating from it, your mouse is the less-than-ideal pet.

I would like a new pre-furnished home.

Side note:
In typing that sentence I just learned that my Windows 7 auto correct system thinks that pee-furnished is an acceptable word, and pre-furnished is not.

mrz84 wrote:Here's your pre-furnished home. Be wary of the previous owners though, they haunt the place and they don't like unwanted guests.

I'd like a lamp with a genie that grants infinite wishes.

I want a cheesecake.

Here you go, its tuna flavored.

I want a reservation to a fancy restaurant.

Your reservation for 2:38 AM on December 28, 2503 is confirmed, sir.

I need something that will fix the numeric keypad on my computer without damaging any other part of the computer (including software).

OK, but in the process the thread dies.

I want something that will make people interested in this thread again.

You receive a remote with a button that makes people want to post in this thread, but it has a cooldown of 7 days on it.

I want a Nintendo Switch.

OK, here's a lightswitch cover with the Nintendo logo on it.

I want an opener for twist-off caps for people with weak hands (like me).

You get said opener, but it explodes after one use.

I wish for a cooler with ice for my Dr. Pepper to be stored and cooled in.

You can have the cooler but you'll have to supply the ice and Dr. Pepper yourself. And find some way to fix that gaping hole in the bottom.

I want a laptop of my own.

Here you go, a Window 95 laptop for you.

I wish Windows 10 didn't suck.

This isn't the Make A Wish though it is very similar). I'm going to assume you meant you want a version of Windows 10 that doesn't suck...and you get it, right when Windows 11 comes out.

I want a PlayStation One Dual Shock controller where the analog stick works for games that don't officially support analog control.

Granted, but instad of having a recharchable internal battery, it requires you to replace the 2 AA batteries whenever they lose their charge.

I request a prepaid debit/gift card worth at least $100.

Granted, but you can only use it at stores that accept gift cards from the First National Bank of Zimbabwe.

I would like more informatiom about PlayStation ONE controllers with rechargable internal batteries. Because last time I checked, you just plug them into the actual console.

Granted, but its in a language you don't know and that's the only language the information is available in.

I wish for new phone for mobile gaming that isn't dead as soon as it arrives in the mail.

Okay, enjoy your Nokia Lumia.

I wish mobile game progress could be transferred over to another device so that you don't have to start from scratch every time you upgrade.

Okay, but when you find a way to do that, you discover that doing so makes the device you transfer it to display all text in Japanese and you can't find the language setting (because it's in Japanese).

I want a wireless mouse that doesn't run out of battery power so fast.