I'll give you one. It's a real live mouse (thus wireless) and it runs on life rather than batteries so it will never run out of battery power.
I want a new PS2 memory card.
P.S.
Does anyone know what causes the data on a PS2 memory card to become corrupted? And is there any way to recover the uncorrupted data?
Granted, but its of the lowest memory possible and its has all of it used by crappy games.
I would like a 32 gb micro sd memory card for my new android phone.
Btw, a ps2 memory card can become corrupted when it is removed when the ps2 is trying to access info on it, or if removed while turning it off. Not sure what else could cause it, but there are a few ps2 memory card recovery software programs floating around that can easily be found via google. Haven't tried them myself, so I can't vouch for them.
You get that SD card, but find it is full of downloaded Miley Cyrus songs and they are protected files that can't be deleted.
I wish singers were still judged on talent rather than looks.
As you have pointed out, this is not the Make A Wish thread.
Anyway, getting that would be easy, just make it where autotune doesn't exist and let's see how long they last.
You didn't make a request.
I would like a version of the PS4 that ia backwards compatible with PS2 and PS1 software. Possibly PS3 as well if it isn't already.
You get that PS4 but because it doesn't use memory cards you are unable to save your progress on any of those old games.
I would like a wireless mouse that actually works right and doesn't run out of battery power so fast.
Okay, it's made by your FAVORITE electronic company, Sabrent! You remember, the makers of that awesome gamepad that stopped working after a month,
I want Little Debbie snacks that won't make me fat and aren't bad for my health.
You get those, but they all give you the most rancid of farts when you eat them and your body spontaneously can only surivive on them now.
I would like a Nintendo Switch.
Okay, but it's the Japanese edition which is incompatible with most US televisions. Also, it can only play Japanese-made software.
I want a way to lose weight and keep it off without having to exercise.
There's always liposuction.
I want some toenail clippers that will actually clip my toenails without me needing to apply excessive force.
Granted, but they automatically apply excessive force FOR you no matter how gently you use them.
I want an XBox One
You get the XBox One, just after Microsoft comes out with the XBox Two, which is not backwards compatible, and announces that everything for the Xbox One will be discontinued, including it's internet servers.
I want an iPad Air 2.
Here you go, an iPad 2 made of air. You know, like an air guitar.
I want a laptop computer than runs Windows 7 but is still compatible with newer software,
You can have that, as long as you don't mind a Toshiba with an 8 inch monitor.
I want a coffee cup that I can put in the microwave without the handle getting so hot I need to use a potholder to take it out.
Granted, the handle is immune to heat, but the rest of the cup absorbs heat like a goddamn sponge to the point it will melt if left outside of a fridge for more than 3 minutes at a time.
I wish humanity would get along better with each other.
That us not an item. This is the Item Request thread, not the Make A Wish thread.
I want a feature on the forums that makes it easier for people to remember which thread they are posying in
That feature is now implemented, but nobody is "posying" in the forums so nobody notices the feature.
I want a computer that will alert people to misspelled words and give them the option to correct them before they post.
Granted, but the window of opportunity to confirm the correction is only 1/5 of a second, meaning you have to have quick reflexes to make use of it (in other words be the Flash/Superman/Sonic the Hedgehog/whateverotherspeedycharacteruoucanthinkof/etc)
I want a mineturtle.
Okay, as soon as they exists in reality you will get one.
I want a solar-powered AC unit. I know such things exists, and I want one.
You get one, but its broken.
I want a bag of money.
Here, you go, a Ziploc bag containing three nickles. Don't spend it all in one place.
I want a smart TV that is compatible with my old PlayStation 2.
Here ya go, a PS2 useable TV. Just don't mind the remote. The buttons get stuck sometiems and it can either get the volume really loud or basically muted or loop through all of the channels a few dozen times.
I request, a better mousetrap.
Here's a copy of the video game Mouse Trap. Have fun.
And I can control the volume/channels with the TVs manual controls if the remote idoesn't work right.
I want an internet service that will allow me to change my WiFi password if I wish to do so.
Okay, but they have the S L O W E S T WiFi possible.
I want teensi shoes with laces that don't keep coming undone.
You get them, but they're so "teensi" that you can't get your feet into them.
I'd like a freezer that doesn't make the food inside it form ice crystals (but still keeps it frozen).
Granted, but it comes at a high sticker price that you can't afford and an even higher interest rate that you will never be able to pay off with your current budget.
I want a guitar.
You get the guitar, but it has no strings ans the frets are also missing.
I want eyeglasses that are 100% unbreakable.
Okay, but you lose them and the place where you bought them will only replace glasses if they break.
I want my own blasted laptop
Well, here's one that's been blasted. I don't know what you're going to do with that, though.
I want to be able to find an affordable laptop that is pre-loaded with Windows 8.1 and coms with a restore disk.
Okay, but it's made by emachines :lol:
I want a coffee cup that refills itself as many times as I want it to do so.