He he he...ha ha ha...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
You still believe in UPS. You poor person. Soon you'll be a cynical, shipping-hating cynic like me. Ah, I remember when I was young and believed that my packages would arrive on time. Such heady days...
(Knowing my luck, someone here works at UPS or somesuch, and is going to jump on me now)
(I'll bet 1000 Amaster Dollars, and last I heard the exchange rate was far better on those than these so-called "Pineconn Dollars". Pshawww, what an idea. 😛)
I work for FedEx. And I most certainly work on saturdays. UPS are pussies. Also bastards.
Also, who is cpoet, and is s/he really 74 today? I don't know if I believe that.
Amaster42 wrote:(Knowing my luck, someone here works at UPS or somesuch, and is going to jump on me now)
A friend of mine works part time at UPS...Or is it FedEX? I don't quite recall...But just to be safe...
*cracks knuckles and hefts HomeRun bat onto shoulder*
...Eveyone else, turn away for a second please? I'm going for a home run, and I don't want too many witnesses at the lawsuit.
EDIT: BTW, just to set the record straight, my firend is neither a pussy nor a bastard. She Might be a little bit weird, but she works hard at her job.
MasterSwordUltima wrote:What ever happened to General Bitching? I remember checking that like once a month or so just to read up on what hilarity would ensue.
Because it was too much fun and everyone thought that it brought bad feelings. Hell, it was fun, it where AGN's personality came from, it seems like we've lost that.
MasterSwordUltima wrote:Also, who is cpoet, and is s/he really 74 today? I don't know if I believe that.
74 year olds don't use forums.
Then something is going on here. Clearly a conspiracy.
It's really Glenn trying to hack us by first making us confused. Got it.
MasterSwordUltima wrote:What ever happened to General Bitching? I remember checking that like once a month or so just to read up on what hilarity would ensue.
Someone bitched about it and they had to take it down. 😃
...
*throws up hands*
Yes, yes it has to be Glenn. He created a proxy as a 74 year old and deliberatly stopped posting several months ago just so that when the birthday came up we'd discuss it and he'd be manipulating us. That has to be it. Oh, his plans within plans are clever.
Glenn started a conspiracy to shut down GB so that we could see the 74 year old poster and all be shocked as he secretly steals out Social Security Numbers.
I'll bet 1000 Pineconn Dollars that Glenn is reading all this as we post. Oh, and the Pineconn Dollar has surged to be worth three times as much as the Amaster Dollar recently because users of the Amaster Dollar have found microscopic video recording devices in them, likely implanted by Glenn so he can look at the security codes to get into cash registers. Tsk tsk Amaster for not detecting this kind of activity.
Okay, I am so confused about what you are talking about. Surely Glenn can't still be scheming.
What are you talking about Pineconn? No one uses sarcasm on the internet.
If you want to be sarcastic on the internet, you have to use smilies. Everyone knows that. 😃
No one uses smilies on the internet.
Young Russ is confused. He is talking to people, and they're blatently lying, yet pretending as though it's normal. They say it's called "sarcasm" and he has no idea what they mean. For what young Russ doesn't realize is that when he logged on to the forum this morning, he logged onto a different forum. One located in....the Twilight Zone.
Nee ne nee ne nee ne nee ne ne nee ne nee
EDIT: Dang it, he posted as I was writing.
So Russ is smarter than us all.
Pineconn wrote:I'll bet 1000 Pineconn Dollars that Glenn is reading all this as we post.
I was thinkin' it.
What exactly is the exchange rate for USD>Pineconn Dollars? I'll bet its like 1337>1.
How do I get a Pineconn_lolz dollar?
Please. Those crashed months ago. I stuff my mattress with them now.
And for the record, 2 Amaster Dollar= 3 US Dollars= 5 Pineconn Dollars. 😛
Really, I though it was 5000 U.S. dollars=1 Pineconn dollar=.5 Amaster dollars=6000 Glenn dollars. 😃 Wow I love that smily.
Where would I use Glenn dollars?
phattonez wrote:Where would I use Glenn dollars?
Ohhhh, I get it, so it's like how cigarettes are currency in jails.
Ha!! Which would you rather spend?
The Pineconn Currency?
Or the Amaster Currency?
(That's a pun. In God we trust. In War Lord we trust. 😛)
phattonez wrote:How do I get a Pineconn_lolz dollar?
Those went out of currency when Darth Marsden killed Lolz by pushing him off the building in his story.
phattonez wrote:Where would I use Glenn dollars?
Porn sites.
^^Someone was having fun on the computer today.