Think you for unbanning me

Hey, my name is a trademark, y'know, and you're using it without permission. That's a $525,201.31 fine and 47 years in prison, right there.
I'm not screwing around here. My lawyer says I can totally do this.

You are just a moron all i got to say. I had to pay $450.00 at the tulsa patnet office. So i know you don't have any copyrights on a screen name they will not take it. you got the internet go looking for copright info. then you will know you sound like a moron.

hahaha I am laughing so hard right now. Best thread ever. It was moderately entertaining for a while, but once he filed the imaginary lawsuit against Warlord because Saffith linked to some bullshit image (apparently Lightning-z holds the copyright to black polygon on red background) I just lost my shit. This is so awesome.

From now on talk to my lawer John P. Truskett

lmfao I hope John P Truskett sues AGN! I'm sure he has NOTHING BETTER TO DO.

What? He is a lawer that me and the other owners of Lightning z been using.

What boggles me is that when he typos something, he keeps doing it the same way over and over. What is a lawer?

I'd cite more examples but I'm lazy. 😊 I think he's speaking a secret code instead of mere typos, though.

I MA NTO A BSIXEULA POLRA BAER!!!!1!1!1111

I have e-mailed John P. Truskett regarding this matter. Really, I did. Here is the text of my e-mail:

Beldaran wrote:Hello Mr. Truskett,

I am writing you in regards to the matter of Patrick Prior, the litigant in the case against Armageddon Games Network. Mr. Prior is apparently suing Armageddon Games Network (hereafter referred to as "AGN"😉 for copyright violations. He is seeking damages in the amount of $75,000 dollars (possibly more).

As a regular member of the AGN community, and thus a defendant by proxy, I was wondering if you could confirm your handling of the case and your affiliation with Patrick Prior and his company, Lightning-z.com.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Beldaran (forum member at AGN)

PS - I'm sorry if this seems silly, but Patrick Prior seems like a powerful man and has made serious threats against our community. We are concerned that we will soon have to pool our resources and retain counsel to defend ourselves in this matter.

You too can contact Mr. Truskett on behalf of Patrick Prior at [email][email protected][/email]

I am just cracking up. You don't know the Name of my company. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I an't even the Owner just co-owner. I can't beleave you are so messed up in the head. lightning-z.com is a sister site of our main. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA way funning to bad you can't find out who's the true owner. it's on the net but i an't giving it away. this legal matter will just pop up like a ton of bricks. it takes time to get a main copy off agn sever the cops must do some paper work then talk to the owners of the main server AGN is on. pull files do interviews then there will be somens for the owner of this site. TFF really I am not the legal department of my co founded company. I really was not joking There is a much biger company behide lightning-z.com. you all crack me up.

PS do any of you ever wonder why i post all time of the day like i never sleep. There are more people behide this screen name then just me and patrick he an't been on here since 1:00pm today

lightning-z wrote:PS do any of you ever wonder why i post all time of the day like i never sleep. There are more people behide this screen name then just me and patrick he an't been on here since 1:00pm today

most of company staff 14% of our site do this. The 86% call us losers for doing it. But they just don't know how to have a good time. We have about 25,000 employees. 12,000 people do it for fun i guess they must be losers too. but lightning-z.com only have 0.5% of them employee's. Small company we work for.

Okay, so, that comes to, um...
Let's see. Most of your 0.5% of the company's 25,000 employees (14%, to be exact), which comes to... 12,000?

12,000 people. My. One at a time, from the sound of it. So you guys change off every 7.2 seconds? No wonder your spelling's so bad.

25,000 employees. Impressive. That's roughly half as many as Microsoft. I must say, that's awfully large for a company that doesn't turn up a single Google result except for its own homepage.

And that's a a hell of a lot of people who don't know a damn thing about HTML, copyright law, and not being an idiot.

I, unfortunately, am only one person, and I must be going to bed now. I look forward to hearing from your lawyer, John P. Truskett, whom I expect will be using his brand new Hotmail account.
One lawyer for a company of that size? That must be one hell of a lawyer. I'm literally typing the words "trembling with fear" at the thought of what's to come.

our html code people do know what they are doing. We just play with the code when we get it.😃 So they try to get onto us. But we are the underlayers we just do the how do i say this just do text pages.
the lawer thing we have more then one. he's the one the main company let us use most of the time. He might not be the one we use this time. who knows but **** ***** the main owner. that was a clue to whom you talk to.

Best thread ever. I've never given so many positive reps.

I think he actually believes in his cause, guys. (i know in saying that, i'll get a response of 'haha, i was jk.. lolol'😉

But seriously, this shit made my day.

posting in a legendary thread

lightning-z wrote:I am not a idiot! I don't take 6mins to spell 12 words. I was watching and timing you. Kairyu you don't exist you don't bring home a paycheck and you can't harm me in anyway so you are but a dream.

granite? Is that you?

MottZilla wrote:Interesting... but the cat doesn't not recieve a paycheck. I'm not convinced that the cat is real unless it recieves a paycheck and can bite you! So there, the cat is fake! Let me know when it gets a paycheck!

I can't beleave you are so messed up in the head. lightning-z.com is a sister site of our main. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA way funning to bad you can't find out who's the true owner. it's on the net but i an't giving it away.

provide the site address, you liar

Threads like this make the whole world look a bit nicer.

wow..

I think I just became a little more retarded.

Saffith wrote:Okay, so, that comes to, um...
Let's see. Most of your 0.5% of the company's 25,000 employees (14%, to be exact), which comes to... 12,000?

12,000 people. My. One at a time, from the sound of it. So you guys change off every 7.2 seconds? No wonder your spelling's so bad.

25,000 employees. Impressive. That's roughly half as many as Microsoft. I must say, that's awfully large for a company that doesn't turn up a single Google result except for its own homepage.

And that's a a hell of a lot of people who don't know a damn thing about HTML, copyright law, and not being an idiot.

I, unfortunately, am only one person, and I must be going to bed now. I look forward to hearing from your lawyer, John P. Truskett, whom I expect will be using his brand new Hotmail account.
One lawyer for a company of that size? That must be one hell of a lawyer. I'm literally typing the words "trembling with fear" at the thought of what's to come.

You left out the part about the logo done in MS-Paint.

omg this is such a stupid thread

Zelda_Warrior wrote:omg this is such a stupid thread

My penis just exploded.

Masamune wrote:My penis just exploded.

Better get a band aid and some peroxide. Maybe a little bit of nacho cheese.

Zelda_Warrior wrote:omg this is such a stupid thread

Thanks! None of us were aware of that fact! You're such a blessing to us 😊

best thread ever. I'm in tears.

the only thing that could top this is if zelda64gld posts in this thread...

banned again.. and I moved some of of his other stupid threads into the trash forum.

Archibaldo wrote:granite? Is that you?

rocksfan13 wrote:Me thinks it just might be.... *scratches head*

no.. it's not.