lolz.
We should just keep him around for entertainment. He feeds off of us insulting him, and we feed off of his stupidity. It's a win win situation, yo.
Think you for unbanning me
All of this stupid is giving me a massive erection.
lightning-z wrote:Oh really can you kill someone on the net? I do mean really dead not just there pc. you maybe able to do crimes over the net but nothing really big so ya its real but not real
It's real but not real? It's one or the other. And yes you could utilize the internet to kill someone. Anyone remember that site that let you use the mouse to murder a real life animal on webcam?
OMG! This thread is giving me the chuckles!
moocow wrote:lolz.We should just keep him around for entertainment. He feeds off of us insulting him, and we feed off of his stupidity. It's a win win situation, yo.
I agree! lol Although he may be disrupting, its worth it! lol
I don't think you really can make a good sentance, lightning-z. If you can, MAKE A GOOD ONE! lol
there will be no good sentance for you.
lightning-z wrote:Oh really can you kill someone on the net? I do mean really dead not just there pc. you maybe able to do crimes over the net but nothing really big so ya its real but not real
http://www.armageddongames.net//thread/92219/
Wave to the camera!
lightning-z wrote:there will be no good sentance for you.
This is right up there with All Your Base
Rulehy wrote:OMG! This thread is giving me the chuckles!I agree! lol Although he may be disrupting, its worth it! lol
I don't think you really can make a good sentance, lightning-z. If you can, MAKE A GOOD ONE! lol
Don't try and be funny. It doesn't work for you.
biggiy05 wrote:Don't try and be funny. It doesn't work for you.
You remind me of your cousin sometimes.
Beldaran wrote:This is right up there with All Your Base
bel, i love you, man
you all are so funny. but what ever you say an't a big deal to me.
MottZilla wrote:It's real but not real? It's one or the other.
Unless Schrodinger's Cat is still in the box. EXCEPT THE CAT MUST BE REAL! IT CAN BITE YOU WITH IT'S TEETH! That's one of the characteristics of real objects!!
Maybe the box it's in is a computer. Then it isn't real.
ARGH STOP THE HURTING IN MY HEAD
Anyway, if I can't have a good sentence, can I at least have you admit I took over two hours to make a post this time? Clearly it's taking me a very long time to write these.
lightning-z wrote:you all are so funny. but what ever you say an't a big deal to me.
Good, because you shall get more...:rofl:
lightning-z wrote:there will be no good sentance for you.
There's no such thing as a good sentance. However, there are good sentences. To create them, one must be careful to use the appropriate vocabulary- "beat" is spelled with an a for instance, "bet" is a different word altogether. One must also use proper sentence structure.
You don't even need to have a point to make a sentence, which is fortunate for some. For example, a perfectly good sentence:
"This sentence is a sentence without meaning."
The third trick, is to properly use your writing device. Be it keyboard or be it pencil, or be it "your own mushy blood", you must write concisely, appropriately- create something legible. Keyboards make this much easier because the letters/calligraphy are all preset for you- all you need to do is to enter the correct ones.
Master these things, and you too can write messages for sending via internet, printing, posting on a website, or whatever you wish.
dint and i dint now how your riting will look i dint care becuz it dint mater to me
You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha ....
Now, for next weeks Incredible Lessons From Someone Who Doesn't Even Have A Diploma, we'll go into hypothetical metaphysics and ask the big scary question, "What is reality, and what does it truly entail?" For as you might learn if you put on your Thinking Caps and step into your "Lightning Labs," reality is somewhat of a debatable concept- sure, something is "real" but what does that actually mean? Join us next time!
Except you won't, since you'll probably just go "ahahha you all think you is so smart but yoy are ass and not funny ahahha i am laffing my as of" 😞 Your choice.
So now you are posting in the SE threads about how you would help out if people weren't being mean to you. Let's see. You have asked many times to make your posts legible and watch your spelling and grammar but you refuse to do that and wonder why we are mean. On top of this fun thread you have recently come off a ban for spamming and flaming an administrator of the site. Do you seriously wonder why people don't exactly welcome you back?
If you really wanted to be a welcome part of this community, then you would shape up and stop doing things that piss people off. So since this is the case, quit your bitching.
I think I'm going to talk like this guy for the rest of my life. Two coz its awesome.
moocow wrote:You remind me of your cousin sometimes.
You make it sound like it's a bad thing.😃
Anyways
Lightning-Z here is a question for you.
Who the hell are you, why are you still here, and did you know that the platypus lays eggs but is a mammal?
lightning-z wrote:Kairyu you don't exist you don't bring home a paycheck and you can't harm me in anyway so you are but a dream.Just to let you know:
- Welcome to the internet!
- We are real, we aren't a dream, you're not the only one in the world with a life.
- Internet is serious business.
- There are thousands of people reading this, we aren't computer programs.
- How old are you?
- You can get paychecks through the internet.
- If you think you must spend 15 minutes posting, you're right, it took me like 20 minutes to post this because of my reading problems, but I review every single word in my posts.
- I have a name, I have a hobby, I have a life, I have a mom and dad, I have a body, I have a brain, I have a house, just like you... (Well, probably...)
- Yes, we can harm you.
Sorry, I'm a bit upset because of exams...
biggiy05 I am a father of 4 kids and have a wife. I work at Directv as one of there hardware progreamers. I like playing video games and joking alot.
lightning-z wrote:biggiy05 I am a father of 4 kids and have a wife. I work at Directv as one of there hardware progreamers. I like playing video games and joking alot.
You look unhappy.
goto http://www.lightning-z.com/candy/002_02.jpeg
the link is real pic of my wife moron.
OMG! biggiy....you got pix of lightningz's wedding in your email? weird...mine must have gotten lost. i feel so left out.
lightning-z wrote:I work at Directv as one of there hardware progreamers.Inconceivable? Verily.
Pray tell, what sort of hardware do you progream? Is there any software involved?
I like software. Software is made of rainbows and lollipops. Except instead of either of those things, it's electronic data.
LightingZ Copyrights� 1996-2006 Is also a trademark of Lightning Z INC All Rights Will be inforced by all legal force.Hey, look! I'm using your Images!
You could face up to a $110,000.00 fine or 5 years in jail. For using any of our trademarks, and Images.
Better send in those legal inforcers of yours!
I don't have legal inforcers. I just call the cops then they place a search. The my lawer sends a letter to the owers place of biz. He then will have to come to court. so you an't brothering me you will only harm
Jarrod Woerner AKA Warlord
So go for it man easy cash for for me. by the way i just filed at www.tulsapolice.org so keep if there if you must i took screen shot of it. and save the page for oline view and e-mailed them all files. Good day to ya loser.
Can't.... stop... laughing...
Kairyu wrote:Unless Schrodinger's Cat is still in the box. EXCEPT THE CAT MUST BE REAL! IT CAN BITE YOU WITH IT'S TEETH! That's one of the characteristics of real objects!!Maybe the box it's in is a computer. Then it isn't real.
ARGH STOP THE HURTING IN MY HEAD
Anyway, if I can't have a good sentence, can I at least have you admit I took over two hours to make a post this time? Clearly it's taking me a very long time to write these.
Interesting... but the cat doesn't not recieve a paycheck. I'm not convinced that the cat is real unless it recieves a paycheck and can bite you! So there, the cat is fake! Let me know when it gets a paycheck!
lightning-z wrote:by the way i just filed at www.tulsapolice.org so keep if there if you must i took screen shot of it. and save the page for oline view and e-mailed them all files.If that is indeed true, then I would like to sincerely apologize to the Tulsa Police Department. It was never my intention to waste your time with such a laughable, idiotic legal complaint.
And War Lord, I'm sorry I got you fined $110,000.00 and imprisoned for five years. I've learned a lesson about linking to images that I will not soon forget.
Oh shit, he just called the INTERNET POLICE!!!1
DEAR GOD NO!
He just formed a proper sentence!
I don't have legal inforcers.
:clap:
Close but no cigar, as "enforcers" was misspelled.
He got it right later in the post though:
He then will have to come to court.
Saffith I an't joking at all. I will talk to my lawer tomarrow and begain the paperwork on this matter. Most warlord will have to pay around $75,000.00 and court cost. Yet saffith I fill bad about this but you started it all. I did not post any agn pics yet you started something new and illegal.
bit of info for warlord
you can regain the cash by sueing Saffith. send the matter to his isp they will release his real name & address please will a op remove my sites images that saffith posted