lightning-z wrote:I could make you piss your self .
I have already done that while laughing at your top quality posts in this thread.
lightning-z wrote:I could make you piss your self .
I have already done that while laughing at your top quality posts in this thread.
Oh my god.
LightingZ Copyrights� 1996-2006 Is also a trademark of Lightning Z INC All Rights Will be inforced by all legal force. you can face up to a $110,000.00 fine for using any of our trademarks
It just gets better and better.
Hey, is this one of your trademarks?
'Cause I'm totally using it.
Better still:
http://www.lightning-z.com/index.php?go=privacy
http://www.armageddongames.com/privacy.shtml
Not exactly a trademark, but I'd say that's worth at least $72,000.00 right there.
(Edit: It's gone now, but LZ's privacy statement was identical to AGN's, except with the names changed. Also, there were a few random grammatical errors inserted; for one, "utmost" was changed to "Up most."😉
Why put a link to a black page? Two i am a co ower I don't care about it. three no that Words on the bottom are not and can't be copyrighted.
Ps the Word Privacy no one owns thats 2 if someone did. AGN would have to get in a very long line. about 300 year old line. 2 I would own that word before AGN My site is Older 2 years but still older
lightning-z wrote:Why put a link to a black page? Two i am a co ower I don't care about it. three no that Words on the bottom are not and can't be copyrighted.Ps the Word Privacy no one owns thats 2 if someone did. AGN would have to get in a very long line. about 300 year old line. 2 I would own that word before AGN My site is Older 2 years but still older
Did your dad not beat you enough when you were younger?
biggiy05 just because your dads a dead bet and bets you. do not mean eveyones dad bets them. two there is nothing wrong with that post. the link is to a page that i an't even done making are even started. And If you think agn owns thats word you are 100% wrong no one owns that word it is used by all web sites Privacy anyone in the world can post that word. he's the moron for thinking agn owns it
The site's HTML is about on par with its content. Check this out (from this page):
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Ed, Edd n Eddy: The Mis-Edventures<br>
Egg Mania: Eggstreme Madness<br>
Eggo Mania<br>
Eisei Meijin VI<br>
Enclave<br>
Enclave II<br>
Enter the Matrix<br>
Eragon<br>
ESPN International Winter Sports 2002<br>
ESPN MLS ExtraTime 2002<br>
Eternal Arcadia<br>
Eternal Arcadia Legends<br>
Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem<br>
Evolution Skateboarding<br>
Evolution Snowboarding<br>
Evolution Worlds<br>
Extreme Force: Grant City Anti-Crime<br>
Extreme Pool<br>
Extreme-G 3<br>
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</head>This isn't all FrontPage, surely. Not even it could be so utterly incompetent.
I hope people from the AGN Elite 4 come and whois your site and then call you at 5 AM.
And then talk dirty to your mom.
I haven't seen a thread this funny in a while. You on drugs or something, LZ?
You sir, are a retard.
EDIT: thought better of it. No need to be a jerk. =) For those who want to know, I posted his personal address and phone number from a whois lookup.
Beldaran wrote:Admin Name........... Patrick Prior
Admin Address........ Tulsa
Admin Address........ 74115
Admin Address........ OK
Admin Address........ UNITED STATES
Now, I'm from Oklahoma, although not Tulsa. But still, I can't help but think I've heard the name "Patrick Prior" before. Dang, there's one that's going to bother me for a LONG time.\
EDIT: Belderan's edit pretty much messes THIS up. I removed the "how to contact" info, out of some weird sense of conscience I get sometimes.
You can touch the internet. It's electrical (and sometimes optical or perhaps microwave) signals going between computers. Just because they can't bite you, get a paycheck, and you can't put things inside it it doesn't make it fake or not real. Ofcourse that's not true, you can put things "inside" the internet. You're in denial that the internet exists.
MottZilla wrote:You can touch the internet. It's electrical (and sometimes optical or perhaps microwave) signals going between computers.
Whatever happened to the series of tubes?
Tygore wrote:But still, I can't help but think I've heard the name "Patrick Prior" before.He's posted it before. Probably not what you're thinking of, but there it is.
Masamune how would they talk dirty to my mom? She never comes over to my house for one. And and 5am my wife would pick up she would kick your ass. and by the way "MORON ME AND MY WIFE OWN OUR HOUSE!" I am not like you other members that don't leave your moms house. do a lookup on the address its in my wifes name.
Beldaran wrote:EDIT: thought better of it. No need to be a jerk. =) For those who want to know, I posted his personal address and phone number from a whois lookup.
And yet it's trivial for any of us to do the same now that you've suggested the idea... 😉
lightning-z wrote:its in my wifes name.
Why did you bring up the subject of parents gambling on children, by the way?
Anyway, you still get a 1.3/10 for funny. My first bit of advice would be to learn how proper sentences are formed, THEN intentionally mess them up. Doing it your way (on accident) just makes random gibberish.
P.S. Your story is awesome. Did you ever finish it? If not I suggest you spend much much much more time working on it. Actually, I suggest that you spend a lot of time doing something else anyway.
Kairyu wrote:I can imagine that.Why did you bring up the subject of parents gambling on children, by the way?
Anyway, you still get a 1.3/10 for funny. My first bit of advice would be to learn how proper sentences are formed, THEN intentionally mess them up. Doing it your way (on accident) just makes random gibberish.
P.S. Your story is awesome. Did you ever finish it? If not I suggest you spend much much much more time working on it. Actually, I suggest that you spend a lot of time doing something else anyway.
That story been done for 3 years. it looks nothing like the one printed. 2 i can type proper sentencecs just because you don't ever see me do don't mean i can't I give you a 9/10 for being a big loser.
DarkDragon wrote:And yet it's trivial for any of us to do the same now that you've suggested the idea... 😉
Masa suggested it. I was just being a wiseguy by actually doing it.
lightning-z wrote:biggiy05 just because your dads a dead bet and bets you. do not mean eveyones dad bets them. two there is nothing wrong with that post. the link is to a page that i an't even done making are even started. And If you think agn owns thats word you are 100% wrong no one owns that word it is used by all web sites Privacy anyone in the world can post that word. he's the moron for thinking agn owns it
Dead bet and bets me? You truly are an idiot.
Learn to spell.
lightning-z wrote:That story been done for 3 years. it looks nothing like the one printed. 2 i can type proper sentencecs just because you don't ever see me do don't mean i can't I give you a 9/10 for being a big loser.
No you really CAN'T type a proper sentence let alone spell for your life.
lightning-z wrote:2 i can type proper sentencecs just because you don't ever see me do don't mean i can't
Oh? Well, your proper sentences don't seem to be working at a job, bringing home a paycheck, biting me with teeth, OR holding physical objects! Clearly, they don't exist.
I am not a idiot! I don't take 6mins to spell 12 words. I was watching and timing you. Kairyu you don't exist you don't bring home a paycheck and you can't harm me in anyway so you are but a dream.
YOU CAN ONLY DREAM TO KNOW WHO I AM
P.S. Liar. It takes me 7 minutes to type 12 words properly! I monitor my typing time VERY closely!
lightning-z wrote:2 i can type proper sentencecs just because you don't ever see me do don't mean i can't I give you a 9/10 for being a big loser.
Prove it.
This thread has become a blackhole of stupid.
Tygore why sould I prove it? I don't see the need to.
Glitch wrote:This thread has become a blackhole of stupid.
Yes, but that means all the stupid elsewhere will be sucked in here so we always know where to find it.
Seriously, this is one of the funniest threads of all time.
Threads like this fill me with glee. Lighting you need to understand that the Internet is a series of tubes. Once you have come to cope with that, we can move foward in your training.
Oh really can you kill someone on the net? I do mean really dead not just there pc. you maybe able to do crimes over the net but nothing really big so ya its real but not real