Sure... didn't say it had to be mine.
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^^^ I have some sites for you, lol! (joking)
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Buy a beta version of the PS3 at retail price with no warrenty for $100?
for 100$?
Well the joke's on you because �100 is worth more than $100. You could have just ran off with the note.
Eat a sandwich for one hundred dollars?
>..> What KIND of sandwich? Oh, it's ham. Nevermind. *chomps* Where's my $100?
Pick a fight with a bulldog for $100?
Meh. Okay.
Eat another sandwich for $100?
No. Two sandwiches makes my stomach feel heavy and I don't nap well.
Eat a lobster, shell and all, for $100?
Okay.
Eat YET ANOTHER sandwich for $100?
Okay. Gimme The Money! Hey, What's On These Sandwiches Anyway.
Kill Someone And Scoop The Money Out Of Their Chest With A Spoon For *GASP* $200 *GASP*
Nah. I dont kill unless it is a game! 😛
Tell 100 people you are a retard for $100?
SPLJELHELE. GIMMEMUNNYZ! DKALFDOJEFLE! YEASH! IME INF!REOFHGL!
Sing the Zelda theme with words (make em up yourself. Like a hylian national anthem) in front of the whole world for $100?
Nah. Somebody already did that, and honestly, it sounds pretty crappy.
Eat a watermelon off the surface of a parking lot for $100?
Limzo wrote:SPLJELHELE. GIMMEMUNNYZ! DKALFDOJEFLE! YEASH! IME INF!REOFHGL!
I see the secret message. Ha! (It's underlined)
Eh, no watermelon. I R A germaphobe......Not really. But no.
Listen to britny spears 100 times in a row for $100? lol
No. And the watermelon thing actually happened at my church last wednesday. Youth group is a wonderful thing.
Jump onto a moving train for $100?
Yes.
Shove everyone off a moving train for $100.
(Lol about the watermellon. Things like that haven't happened at my youth group)
If I don't like the people I'm shoving, sure.
Juggle kidneys for $100?
(The watermelon thing wasn't my idea, but the kids loved it)
Sure.
Disgrace your country in front of your head of state for $100?
Nah.
Go all your life with no soul for $100?
No, but if I could selectively pick a body part to remove we could talk, LOL. Actually, if it could be small stuff like acne and hair, that'd be a pretty good deal...
Play through the entirety of one of the three Zelda CD-i games? (I'm on a slow quest to do this unpaid, but I'm weird like that)
No, dey are teh sux out loud!
Poop in the street for $100?
ok but in the middle of the night when nobodys there.
Sigh up to my site for $100?
No.
Beat up Zeldafan500 for continually promoting his site for $100?
no.
Jump off the roof of the castle in super mario 64 for 100
100 what? And no, because it doesn't exist but only in your imagination because you are obsessed with it, so I'd actually be jumping on your head...
Actually, I change my mind. Yes, I will jump on your head! 😃.
Jump on Zeldafan's head for $1,000,000,000,000
yes, i would find out some way to jump on my own head for $1000000000000
give 1 random person the finger in a bad part of a city for $100?
As long as I don't get pounded for it, lol.
Chew your nails for $100? And your nails taste like crapy poo.
Yeah. Mmm, crapy poo...
Become a colouring book for five hundred pounds?
pounds? what are you talking about? Well, if you mean dollors, then no, unless i could change back.
Be gay for a day for $100? (and actually do something)
No.
(pounds is British money you moron!)
Make Zeldafan kiss everyone he sees for a day excluding yourself for $100?
no.
send 5 pages of spam and porn site links to whoevers the main admin here for $100?
Yeah! *gets shot* Uh, I mean no. [size=-5]Actually yes[/size] *gets shot*
Go naked for a day and be locked out of your house for $100?
ya, i could hide in the woods behind my house.
Videotape yourself downloading an illegal rom of a game you dont have and send the tape to the company that makes thge game for $100?