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for 100$?

150 replies · 22,955 views · Started 14 July 2006

To play the game some one starts by asking- (some random displeasurable task) for 100$? Then in the next reply someone will say yes or no and then ask- (some random displeasurable task- use your imagination) for 100$

here we go- and this is random
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Go streaking through a crowd of prison inmates sentenced to life for 100$?

Bender wrote:Yes, I'd put my damn fingers in my ears. I need cash.

Wrestle a starving baboon for $100?

You be smoking beer...

But hea, I'll do just about anything for a picture of benjamin franklin.

Have sex with your BOTH of your parents.

Lets see. Bless me...

Moms a sex a goddess, and my dad isn't too bad.
So Sure, I'll fuck them fo 100 dollah...

Murder baby girl for 5 dollah.

...Psychosis...

That's all I gotta say, but hay whatever floats your boat.

NO WAY MAN!!! THAT'S JUST WRONG!

Download 1000s of roms and let the developers know you did it for a exclusive one-of-kind photograph of Benjamin Franklin.

Sure. I can run fast. Or, I could drive by tickle them, since drive by's are all the rage.

Repeatedly kick Al Gore in the crotch while shouting "I invented the internet!" for $100?

Okay. These are ridiculous. Like, seriously, no one in their right mind...

Would you kick a blind dog with no legs for 100$?

If it was trying in vain to bite me, yes. And if these weren't ridiculous, I doubt the thread would still be clinging to life as strongly as it is.

Devour 32 oz. of Play-doh for $100?

No, but I know someone who would!

Climb a 37.016 story building with toilit plungers for $100?

No. Having personally spent a lot of time plunging toilets at my last job (mentally afflicted senior care facility), I can safely say that their suction is sub-par when it comes to supporting the weight of a human body.

Eat a crate of Zucchini for $100?

Sure. I can go that long without technology, as long as I've got plenty of sandpaper and some matches.

Dive into a pool filled with double-edged razor blades for $100?

In a bathing suit, no. With proper protection (eg Fear-Factor style), yes.

Eat a phone book for $100?
(I ask this 'cause one of my brother's roommates was going to do this for $20, but his mom, who is a doctor, said he would poison himself. So instead he lived outside for a 3 days.)

Phones books contain a lot of stuff that isn't necessarily poisonous, but is certainly unhealthy. Namely, yellow dye and black ink. So no, I wouldn't.

Chew some gum found in some random, nasty place (ex: under a desk, on the side of a building, behind Robert De Niro's ear, etc.) for $100?

Wow I thought this thread died... this was quite shocking.
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Depends on how long and what the gum looks like and is covered or is not covered with. But more than likely yes.

Allow your Girl friend to hang out alone for a week with her EX on a hot and sweaty desert island for $100?

Assuming someone else was there to tell me what to do, sure. Why not.

EDIT: He did actually post a response, DSG. Look below the line.

Tell the Rock he's a talentless idiot for $100?

Dang, sorry, Jesse. I thought that was your sig. And my girlfriend hates her ex, and since she's still living with him (because he'll try to get sole custody of their daughter if she tries to leave), I don't really think a sunburn and some sand is going to make a whole lot of difference.

No, I wouldn't, because I don't believe he's completely talentless. Mostly, but then again, he's made a comfortable living out of being a tough guy, and he's got some of the most muscular eyebrows on the planet. He could K.O. Mike Tyson with those things, unless Tyson bit them off.

Anyway. Make a snow angel at the south pole naked for $100?

Yes, if i was wearing a bio engineered temp suit that stayed at a comfy 74*F.

Wear rubber tights with a banana in your pants and walk around the biggest mall in the world and inform everyone there that you do indeed have a banana in your pants for 100$?

Though I don't know if I would tell em it was a banana... unless is was one of those mini-bananas.

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Sorry I clicked post and got booted from the forums and could not sign back in.