Dagnabbit Jessie, what's the point in me sticking up for you if you just go and make blunders like that? Gah!
Anyway, banana in pants... yes. If I'd had a few to drink.
Wear shoes on your feet and walk around in a handstand for 24 hours for $100?
for 100$?
Yeah, that's easy, but I don't see what's wrong with wearing shoes on my FEET.
Lie around underneath an elephant all day with your head at the rear end and wait for it to sit down or poo....
No chance. That could mean DEATH.
Eat a hundered Red Hot Chilli Peppers for $100?
Why not? Over the course of a month, of course. Never said they had to be at the same time.
Get sprayed by a skunk for $100?
As long as it's not in the eyes, then sure.
Don't eat for 10 days for $100?
Nah!I can only last 2 days or so.
While in an airport, yell "I have a bomb,I HAVE A BOMB!"even if you
dont have one for $100?
And spend four weeks in a small dark room with no windows? No thanks.
Lie across the bonnet of a police car for $100?
Nope.
Cut your ear off for $100?
Nope. Not many things in this world I'd do a Picasso special for.
Eat The Red Hot Chili Peppers for $100?
No
Eat a hundered Red Hot Chilli Peppers in an hour for $100?
As long as there were plenty of water nearby... like a lake.
Make out with someone the same sex as you for $100?
No. Not even if they were dead.
Campaign for president on a platform of blasting the poor into space?
Nope. I'm one of those poor people!
Entertain children at a party by blowing up condoms and making funny animals out of them for $100?
Ok.
Couldn't be that hard.
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Vote for Nixon, Clinton, Gore and Yang Bush all over again?
One Bengie?
Sure... wait maybe... yah I probably would.
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Drink a slug smoothie (Fear Factor style) for $100?
No. Ewwww.
Kill Jessica Alba for $100?
No. Murder is bad enough, but I'd have tons of angsty guys after me for killing their erotic fantasy. Or, in some cases, fulfilling their erotic fantasy. *shudders*
Flush your eye with Habanero paste for $100?
Nope. I like seeing.
Wear shades non-stop for the rest of the month for $100?
Yah! I would do that.
Play the ET game for 5 hours?
(the one that sucks)
Yeah, I could do that. I've played some crap in my time!
Eat dog crap for $100?
!!! No!
Peel your nail all the way off for $100?
...not on purpose.
Watch every single episode of Doctor Who back to back without a break for $100?
I could, but no.
Inject a virus into your computer for $100?
Ach! Cripple my lifeblood? No freakin' way, man!
Beat up your parents for $100?
No!
Pick your nose and put the gold in your eye? lol
no gross, no
train a bear to be a pirate and kill wizards for 100 moneys
That makes absolutely no sense.
Drink 100 bottles of beer in one day for $100?
sure I don't really like liver anyways.
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Decapitate a life size barney doll infront of an entire preschool class while shouting you took my virginity asshole for $100?
Sure. Barny is too cutesy wutesy and makes many kids cry BEFORE some maniac does that to them.
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Eat elephant poo while standing on top of the Eiffel Tower doing a ballet dance and singing a wonderful song at the same time as playing an ornate tune for $100
Impossable! No.
Kiss a police man for $100?