he died, but Death, Vt, and BigJoe all got revived. Ovi was warned about how he was posting, and will be asked politely to leave if he does it again. if it happens a third time, i will get CR to ban him from this thread.
Anyways...
Armageddon Games Community Story
Death gave a look at the now-serious VT, who was...
so sexy it burned the rest of the parties eyes, they soon recovered, except...
Death was getting ready to unleash his hidden anger to pwn VT, but decided not to when...
...Darth wandered in and started casting Ultima 3, probably the most powerful spell in existence. After waiting for everyone to calm down, he abandoned his spell and wandered over to a nearby bar, intent on getting very drunk indeed. After downing more alcohol then in the Lake District, Darth had already challenged (and beaten) Ovi to a game of Strip Poker, and was determined to "find me some bistc... bitsh... hoes!", and so wandered out. In his drunken state, however, he started hitting on...
Death, who was wondering what the deal with Darth was... but decided to ignore Darth, that is until Death walked into...
darth's vagina (lol, jk)
a room where DBE was giving teh striptease. Death found out that she had actually been lying about her looks and was actually a 42 year old man!
Then Death proceeded to have an insanity attack, killing everyone in the room with his Janenba blade, then when his attack clears...
Death saw Ovi, who was on the floor, laughing. "I can't beleive you're married to a guy!" just then....
Ovi remembered that he said that he "was obsessed with DBE, which means he also likes a dude"
0.0
Then it was Death's turn to be rolling on the floor laughing, "But what about you Ovi? You were the one who had the obsession!" Death just rolled around until he rolled on the feet of...
Ovi, who's recent homosexuality discovery had cause him to become incredibly irate...
which made him have an idea... he brought out a liquor bottle, and offered it to Death, who drank the whole bottle before passing out, but when he woke up, he was in a toilet... which was confusing enough, but then he found out that someone had performed 'The Chop', but s/he knew that would get on the nerves of...
... yeah. Then Death's penis grew back and everything went back to normal until...
VT shrank to the size of a cucumber, which eventually lead to him being squashed by...
...Darth, who was had managed to score some hot action with a proper lay-de and was leaping around the place in celebration. Upon realising he had something squishy on his shoe, he peeled it off and threw it at...
Ovi, who screamed and wet himself. Vt grew back to normal size, and then spiked Death and Darth's drinks. Then...
Big Joe's head emerged from a nearby wall , taking a big bite out of...
Death's leg, "AIIII!!!" was all that Death could say before bringing out Janenba and thwacking it on the head of...
Vt, who became very angry, but suppressed his will to tear Death's head off. The gang all went to disney world where they saw...
(see, i didn't start with Ovi)
Mickey Mouse. Darth, who despised anythin Disney, lit up his Darksaber and went on a killing spree, only stopping when he realised that there was no longer a line for 'Space Mountain'. As he went round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round, the others decided to...
Go and leave Darth alone, whilst they got Ice Cream!!! Death was the greediest, becuase he ate a full tub of Ice-Cream before puking on...
Ovi(Heh)
btw im back
Darth got stuck on the ride, so hokie was the only one who could save him. But, wait. THEY MESSED UP HIS ICECREAM!!!
Which meant that Death had to throw a spanner at Darth, knocking him off the ride and onto...
Ovi
And now this thread is back up.
Then they had to rusgh darth to a hospital when...
I went insane and attacked the ambulance...
While this was going on, VT seemed to obtain a weird obsession with Batman, and was later found in a black cape, running around and screaming: "Nah, nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, BAT MAN!!!" Obviously, a raised eyebrow came from...
Death, who wondered why the hell he was still with these strange people, "Okay, I've had enough!" then he brought out an RPG-7 and fired it at...
[nice to have ya back Ovi 😉]
Ovi...
Then Ovi died, and everyone rejoiced until...
I showed up and killed them all! And then,