...the crap out of VT, who then got divorce papers in the mail from DBE, and for help he turned to Death who was...
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practicing for cheerleader tryouts, along with Big Joe. After a thirty minute Richard Simmons cassette, they..
Beat the crap out of BigJoe for making a comment about Death2004, who proceeds to then kick the crap out of...
ovi, while VT divorces DBE. HAHAHAHa
Then...
...Death throws VT and Ovi out of the window for kicking the crap out of...
DBE decided the whole thing was a huge mistake and gets back together with Ovi. They almost live happily ever after when...
Death2004 comes back and concludes Kicking teh Crap out of Ovi, when who would come to restrain him but...
BigJoe, who also gave him a nice firm squeeze on the right ass cheek. This would persist until...
Death threw BigJoe out of the nearest window, which was 7000 ft. off the ground, but who would save BJ but...
Ovi could not be saved. Vt then started to help BigJoe grope...
((It's not me who needs saving))
...when all of a sudden he found a shoe up his backside. "That's for trying to get rid of me... it's you who'll die!" Ovi raised his long sword and beheaded VT. After that...
Ovi killed himself because he felt bad about killing the sexy hokie. hokie is reiincarnated, but ovi could not be saved. he had to live with...
Death's EVILLLL twin brother... Life4008! who had a crush on...
Ovi. EW!!!! "Dude! Unlike you I'm not gay! Besides, I'm obsessed with DBE. You have to get over me!" finally, Ovi convinced life4008 that he was already taken, so instead, Life4008 got a crush on the sexy VT
...at which point, Darth, who had finally stopped ignoring the insanity, sliced him in two and decided enough was enough. He force-burned the whole building down and ran off in a fury, muttering "This is the worst holiday ever!"
Amazingly, no-one else was hurt by the fire, and their insane blatherings continued. death2004 decided to learn how to spell the word 'Evil' while VT_Hokie_Fan set about trying, and eventually managing, to heal Ovi, who proceeded to start drinking whatever alcohol could be saved from the buring wreckage of the nearby bar. The group somewhat relaxed, they all eventually fell asleep.
The next morning, they awoke to find that Darth had, after calming down, been busy during the night and had managed to catch several rabcows for the group to eat. As the party consumed their breakfast, they heard a strange howling sound from the distance, and then, out of nowhere, there appeared...
Life4008, who abruptly kidnaps...
Ovi, but VT saves him. Ovi is so happy, he decides to give VT a junk load of money. VT spent it on drugs. Then, the cops found out about the drugs, but instead of arresting VT, they mistakenly arrested...
Life4008, for kidnapping Ovi, but Death2004 throws wet sponges at them, and he accidently throws a poison one at...
Ovi, but again Vt saves him. Vt is given a golden globe when...
Death comes in, shoots everbody except VT in the head, but leaves VT to be molested by...
Vt, because Vt has a crazy left hand. Vt fights back and kills...
Death2004. While this is going on, Ovi has decided to ditch those losers and go see if there are any hot girl around. While he was searching....
he decided he'd rather find hot guys! He went to Drippers were he met Life4008, who converted into an italian gay stripper. Then, Ovi...
...ran back to Death2004, begging him to have mercy on him, Death accepts, but who should waltz in but...
BigJoe, who, using his mutant powers of regeneration, had ejected the bullet from his head and healed the wounds from his perilous fall. Big Joe does the classic Bruce Lee style "lick the blood and gesture for <person> to come here" pose, and....
...Death2004 just glares at BigJoe, completely forgetting that he is 50 times more powerful than...
Ovi, who is a weak little kitten. Vt, during the confusion, robs...
himself for some reaons... Ovi gave VT a weird look and decided against saying anything. Instead, he just poked VT with a stick for the next half an hour.
Then Vt tears Ovi's nuts off. ovi screams in pain until Death2004 decides to finish him with a well placed "Hadoken", but Bigjoe...
decides to step in and save Ovi by killing himself! "And honorable gesture. and now, VT, Death... prepare for Death!" Ovi pulled out his long sword and cut VT's butt cheeks off. "How rude!" then he proceeded to killing Death by stabbing him between the eyes. Ovi then looked around. "Am I the only one left alive? Oh well... more food for me! But where is the food?" Ovi started searching when...