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Armageddon Games Community Story

98 replies · 20,226 views · Started 28 February 2005

I hope the title fit. If not, the title is "Armageddon Games Community Story"
In this game, each person must write a paragraph in a story type style (don't make it too long cause no one will bother to read it). The story must be about YOUR Armageddon Games persona, and you must relate it to the person's post above you. Make it whatever timeline you want, I don't care.
I'll start.

I was a dark and chilly night. Snow fell from the sky and covered the plains of AGN with a blanket of white fluffyness. The snow cluttered together and made a thick coat unpeterable to all but a human foot. The plains of AGN were a frozen tundra. A perpetual "Hoth" like quality. The snow began to be penetrated. It was the foot of...

A figure, shrouded in mystery, all that was known about him was his aggressiveness and high kill-count, which earned him the title Death2004, he knew something was wrong, so he went to see his mentor...

who waited silently in a dark cave. He seemed to be meditating on something. Around his waist was a long sword. It was Ovi. He looked up at Death2004 and asked him why Death had come to see him.

VtHokieFan, who was surprised that all the newbies decided to flock to his thread. An enigma, VT took out his sharp-as-hell pencil and began to write a message to Ovi. Ovi translated it into...

"what the hell are the newbs doing here???" Death frowned as he read the letter, he threw it away before Ovi could see it, Death was determined to find VtHokieFan, but by some occurence involving his trusty Janenba Blade(sorta like Sephiroth's Masamune, but slightly thicker), he impaled...

Ovi, his mentor! Ovi got mad and pulled out a long sword. He then stared at Death2004 and said" "If you ever come anywhere near me or any of my apprentices, I will use this sword to impale you. After all, I'm a direct descendant of Vlad the Impaler (aka Dracula)" He then put his sword to Deaths neck and by accident he...

Slashed Death's crotch(>.<😉 "OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!" was all he could muster, before passing out on...

...another newcomer by the name of Darth Marsden, who did NOT appreciate blood getting all over his fine black cloak.

"Damn you! I just had this dry-cleaned!" he yelled, before drawing his darksaber and igniting it, preparing to launch into a fierce attack at the first person he saw, who happened to be...

death2004, who by now had come round, and WAS NOT very happy when a 'saber stabbed him,

"DAMMIT NEWB! i just got that darned from last time!" Death was really pissed off now, so he performed his ultimate move, which he had learned from...

VtHokieFan, who told him the move wrong on purpose, so Death hit himself in his crotch. Then VT told everyone to stop fighting. And they did. They all decided to...

...set up camp for the night. Darth, with his force abilities, was elected to create a fire, while responsible for catching the evening's meal was...

Death, still in pain from the crotch stuff, but was able to impale 70 fish with his Janenba, but they found out they were poisonous, thanks to...

Ovi, who realized the fish were poisonous after both Death and Darth had passed out. "If only I had know earlier... oh well. More food for me! Although... it is poisoned... so maybe I shouldn't..." Ovi sat there, trying to make up his mind when....

Death woke up... "owwww... i havent felt this bad since..." he then shuddered, as nothing could describe when he woke up in an A(lternate)U(niverse) as that universe's version of him, he shuddered again, then 'flipped the bird' at and puked on...

Darth, who was emerging from his 'hibernation'.

"What is it with death2000 and me?" he wondered, as he brushed death off him and stood up. Looking around, Darth saw that the group has yet to collect any real food, so he decided to collect some himself. After making sure the camp was secure and that the fire was still going, he started out on his hunting trip.

Using his force abilities to blend into the background, he soon came across a small herd of rabows (a bizarre cross of rabbit and cow), and he was preparing to take the biggest one down when...

Death2004 threw random objects at him "give me ma beer!!!" he was obviously drunk, as he was staggering around like a newborn lamb... when....

Rabeth! but they only lived for 2 seconds due to the fact that death had contracted a strange disease from...

Ovi, who had mentored Death for a few years, which is plenty of time for a disease to develop, Death got bored, and impaled...

Ovi, because he is always the scapegoat.
Then, the group headed to a hotel, where they met a new friend.
She really liked...

Death2004, as was evident when she tried to hug him... "GAHHH!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!" Death was running around like a headless chicken until he ran into...

Ovi again! Ovi pushed Death off of him and said "Will everyone just lay off me?! What did I ever do to you?!" he then turned to the pretty lady and started flirting. The girl was beginning to like him when, out of jealousy ....

Ovi killed himself, and the chick(named DumbBlondeElf) married Vt. Then Death congratulated them both, and proceed to kick...