Sunglasses. I like hanging them from my shirt collar when I'm not using them. Makes me look coooooooool.
Ace of Spades or King of Hearts?
This or that...The game
Ace oof Spades. Dun dun dun. Yeah.
Night or Day?
Night. Best time to use 56k. 😞
Alfred Yankovic, or Frankie Yankovic?
Is Alfred the full name of Weird Al? If so, then him.
Penny Arcade or 8-Bit Theater?
Alfred is his full name, yes. And Penny Arcade for my answer.
Newspapers, or web news?
Newspapers. Nothing beats real-life paper.
Penny Arcade over 8-Bit Theater? Madness!
Apples or Lemons?
Apples, because, heck, look at my avatar!
[SIZE="1"](A comic that's actually drawn beats a sprite comic? Shocking!)[/SIZE]
Carpet, or hardwood floors?
Hardwood. More fun to slide across in your socks.
The sheer amount of talent in one strip of 8-Bit puts anything PA can come up with to shame!
Honey or Mustard?
Honey, because mustard is weird without it.
[SIZE="1"]I find it entirely impossible to take a comic seriously when it's only talent is stealing twenty year old sprites from final fantasy, of all things.[/SIZE]
Original NES tunes, or fan remixes?
Fan Remixes. I find it near-impossible to listen to the originals.
It may have started off like that, but it's evolved so much since those days. Though the same could be said about Penny Arcade. Agree to disagree?
Midget Gems or Jelly Beans?
Jelly beans, considering that I've never heard of those dwarfed monstrosities.
[SIZE="1"]Agreed.[/SIZE]
American candy, or Asian candy?
American. You guys have the best stuff evar!
BBC or NBC?
NBC, since the BBC never really had anything interesting to watch while I was in England. Not that NBC is usually much better, though.
Itchy scalp, or itchy feet?
Itchy Feet.
Um... Doctor Who? Best thing on TV in ages!
Backstreet Boys or New Kids On The Block?
Neither, because boy bands suck. Also, I've never even seen Doctor Who. The very nature of his name (an ambiguous question) makes it sound very forgettable.
Buffet style restaurant, or sit down and order type?
Sit down and order. Do you guys have Wimpy's over there? They're yummy.
Never seen Doctor Who? Not even the new series? You...
Root Beer or Dr Pepper?
Neither. I'm fairly anti-carbonation. Water is fine by me. And no, not even the new series. I've heard of it, but never bothered to look for it. Not having Cable TV makes it harder.
Comedy, or Mystery?
Glasses, because I'm lazy.
Cheetos crunchy, or cheetos puffy?
Crunchy, although I eat neither.
Corn Flakes or Frosties?
Frosties, because all corn flakes go soggy after a few minutes, but frosted ones are sweet enough to tolerate after they're mush.
CD's: Live concert music, or studio performances?
I've always preferred Studio Performances.
Shampoo or Conditioner?
Shampoo. Conditioner...yuk!
The twilight zone or The dead zone?
Twilight Zone. Classic.
Bar soap, or liquid body wash?
I use both (to each their own) but I'll go with Liquid Body Wash, because it's not connected with getting raped in jail.
Too hot ot Too cold?
Too cold. You can always put more clothing on, but you can only take so much off before you get arrested.
Psycho Mantis, or Vulcan Raven?
Vulcan Raven, although I've no idea what you're on about!
SuperTed or BananaMan?
Super Ted, because my girlfriend is allergic to bananas. Sometimes I cheat and eat them when I know I won't see her for a while. Shhh! And how could you not know what I'm "on" about? Haven't you ever played or heard of Metal Gear Solid?
Hot fudge, or hot caramel topping?
Hot Caramel! Yummy.
Oh, it's MGS... I've only tried the first one and it wasn't my sort of game, so I know hardly anything about the series.
Infinity or Eternity?
Eternity.
Upright cell phones, or clamshells?