Carmen Sandiego. She's kinda hot for a cartoon.
Link or Zelda?
This or that...The game
Zelda. Seriously, Link is gay or something. Besides, in Smash Melee, Zelda pwns Link any day of the week. I still fail to see how she gets captured so often though...
Clarinet or Flute? (Although most would say the flute is better, don't say the clarinet sucks. Why? Because that's what I play dangit!)
Clarinet. I carry around that peice of crap for marching band. Less gay than the flute.
swords or not swords?
Swords. 'cause they're shiny.
Fighter or Black Mage?
Black Mage all the way.
Fritos or potato chips?
Potato Chips, or Crisps, as they're more commonly known over here. Yum!
Squall or Tidus?
Squall. Anybody but Tidus.
iPod or cd player?
CD player, because the only apple in my house is the kind that I eat.
Solid chocolate easter candy, or chocolate filled with various goos?
Goos! I hate standard chocolate, it's so blah.
CDs or DVDs?
dvds
pandas or bananas?
Pandas, because my girlfriend is allergic to the latter.
Baseball caps or top hats?
Baseball Caps. I refuse to wear a top hat, it'd just look silly.
Shades or Sunglasses?
rock and roll or andy milonakis?
Rock 'n' Roll.
*You forgot to pick one!!!!11one
Hot Chocolate or Hot Coffee?
Hot chocolate.
Girl black cats or boy black cats?
srry
shades
girl black cats i guess...
baby cats or baby ducks?
Baby Cats. Kittens are soooooooooooooooooooo cute.
Cats or Dogs?
dogs.
jazzercize or excercize?
Exercize, although I do neither. Naturally skinny, thank you very much.
Hot Dog or Burger?
Burger
Cloud (Kingdom Hearts version) or Auron (either version)?
Cloud. I like swords. [/Fighter]
Final Fantasy VI or Final Fantasy VII?
final fantasy Vi even though I don;t like either. FF IX is the best.
cheese or cake?
Cake. Because cheese is expensive, and makes you constipated. And there's just SO many kinds to choose from.
Annoying little brother, or annoying little sister?
Annoying little sister, because I already have one!
Blue or Black?
Black - I can blend in with the darkness and actually kill you just by standing there, waiting, waiting... Yeah right.
1337 or Burnination?
Uh... Burnination, 'cause I can read it?
Doctor Who Fan or Death By Lightsaber?
Death by lightsaber.
Michale Jackson as your boyfriendl, or Busta Rhymes.
busta rhymes. touch it is a good song.
getting stabbed by a knife or getting stabbed by a really sharp pencil designed to look and hurt like a knife?
Pencil, if only to give the doctors a good laugh.
Times New Roman or Tahoma? (If you don't know what those are, GET OUT.)
[FONT="Tahoma"]Tahoma[/FONT]
Being crushed by an auger, or being rip to shreads by a tiger.