Lose a toe,because I use my hands more then feet! 😉
Blow your nose on your hands, or blow your nose on your floor?
This or that...The game
On my hands, but only if I'm in the shower.
Chopping trees down, or sawing them down?
Chopping. Infinitely more satisfying.
Word Up or How's It Hangin'?
How's It Hangin'. I guess...
Scorpions or Wind scorpions?
Scorpions.
999 words or 999 letters?
Letters, since it comes to 26 since thats the ammount of letters in english.
Crime Ridden Ghetto dressed in a KKK outfit or Homosexual Topia...
This is the most bizarre choice I've been given in ages.
Crime Ridden Ghetto dressed in a KKK outfit. Although I'd like to know where they'd find an outfit big enough to fit over an entire 'Ghetto'.
Sonic 2 or Sonic 3K?
3K sounds larger and therefore better.
Ninjas, or Pirhanas?
Ninjas! They kick ass.
Bananas or Oranges?
Oranges. My girlfriend is allergic to the former.
Stung by a bee, or stung by a jellyfish?
Stung by a bee, jellyfish kill!
Pumpkin pie or cow pie?
Pumpkin pie, because despite a tragic kitchen accident, I still prefer it to feces.
Electric fly swatter, or manual?
Electric, although there's few things more satisfying then smushing one by hand.
Ready Salted or Cheese & Onion?
Are you referring to potato chips? I think you are. And I'm a plain salt guy, myself. This is beside the fact that potato chips are bad enough for you without being smothered in greasy pseudo cheese and onion powder.
Catapaults or artillery?
Artillery
Ninjas or pirates?
Ah, the eternally old question. Ninjas. Not so old anymore, huh?
Backslash or Semi-Colon?
Semi-Colon, I use a lot of smilies! ;-}
DN rocks or Jman rocks?
DN rocks. Because I don't know what Jman stands for, if anything.
Cooking your food from scratch, or heating up precooked food (microwave, oven, etc.)?
Heating up precooked stuff,I be lazy.
Dial-up or Brodband?
Broadband. Duh.
When playing Games - Easy or Normal?
Normal. Unless easy makes things more fun, like in Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes. Turn on the cloaking and start blastic guards in the canyon with the PSG-1. You're so far away, they don't realize where you are, and yet they keep streaming in like sheep to the slaughter, continually surprised that their comrades are dying around them.
Whew.
Long posts, or short ones?
Short ones.
Up or Down?
Down. With homework. Score!
I'm not even in school.
Cookies, or muffins?
Cookies if they're Chocolate chip or any kind sold at Subway.
Boxers or briefs?
Briefs. There's no point in wearing anything at all if it's not supportive.
Winner in a fight: Violinist or Trumpeteer?
Violinist. That thing he plays with (the stick) is sharp and pointy.
Banana Float or Banana Split?
Banana split. Floaty things are just more water and less substance.
NEITHER OF THE TWO OPTIONS WHICH ARE VERY EVIDENT FOR EVERYONE TO SEE.
Inside or Ouside the box?
Inside the box. I heard a great line once. Someone was getting fired, and they got given a cardboard box - first to clear their desk with, and then to live in. See, you're smiling...
Having a great joke but only telling a few people
OR
Having a bad joke and telling everyone?
Great jokes, few people.
Forgetting to post something, or double posting?