Stinky cheese. It's the best kind and flat soda is unforgiveable.
MLP Porn or Justin Beiber's sex tape? And no option C. You either pick one or don't play.
This or That!
Um... not that great of a choice. :-\ Hmm... Let me think Pony's porking it or Justin Beiber porking it. Well might as go with....
None? That not a choice you say? Well go to hell its a choice NOW!
Anyways
Meeting Each other in real life or Fighting each other in real life?
Fighting in real life because you are a baby. I'll make it easy for you.
Flowers or bunnies?
Bunnies, I don't like flowers every time I go near one I get stung by a bee.
Car or Truck?
Truck
Starcraft or Starcraft 2?
Starcraft, my pc can't handle the sequel...yet.
Have the best pc that will NEVEr go obsolete but it has a rouge ai that likes to make horrible puns at your expense OR a starring role in a movie you wrote, but you have to co-star with Justin Beiber and Donald Trump.
Having the best PC that will make puns at my expense.
Meeting Justin Beiber Or Meeting Obama?
Meeting Obama, I don't have urges to punch him, ever.
A winning lottery ticket, but you get in an accident that causes you to lose a leg, OR can predict the lottery numbers 100%, but are forever disqualified to win it
Lottery prediction. Just have your friends win the lottery all the time.
:goofy: or :badrazz:?
:goofy:
You meet in a dark alley: Kefka or Sephiroth
Sephiroth because Kefka will Gannon-Ban me for some reason and I don't mind being kicked by Sephiroth *runs for making an IRC reference*For those who have watched Death Note: Light Yagami or L
L. I have a bit more appreciation for him after watching his movie.
Deaf or mute?
Mute, because then I could carry a white eraser board around. Sounds silly, but its what I'd do.
Machine gun or rocket launcher?
Machine gun. You don't need to be a better shot, you just need to fire more bullets!
Arial or Times New Roman?
Arial, I like the classics.
E.T (Atari) Or Lester the unlikely (Snes)?
Lester. Et on the atari must never see the light of day again.
Charlie Brown's Christmas tree (pre-makeover only, no changing it) as your christmas tree for eternity OR stuck in Termina (Majora's Mask) and are the only person other than Link that retains your memories whenever the 3 day thing repeats
Being in Termina, at least it wouldn't boring 😃
Being paid to draw something? Or paying someone to draw you something?
Paying someone to do a drawing. I don't have the skills to do commissions yet 😞.
Furries or Bronies?
Furries, They are pretty cool. Unlike the Bronies that has have a crazy obsession.
BoomBox radio or MP3 player with some darn good headphones?
Mp3 player and not all bronies are complete psychos, I know a few sane ones.
Guest spot on SNL, but you are the butt of every joke (both good ones, and bad ones), OR a spot on
the roster for the next Smash Bros, but as an npc only character (ex: giga bowser, master hand, that floating guy in brawl with the freaky wings)
mrz84 wrote:Mp3 player and not all bronies are complete psychos, I know a few sane ones.Guest spot on SNL, but you are the butt of every joke (both good ones, and bad ones), OR a spot on
the roster for the next Smash Bros, but as an npc only character (ex: giga bowser, master hand, that floating guy in brawl with the freaky wings)
SNL. Also those nice headphones won't do you a bit of good with that mp3 players crappy output.
Getting eaten by lions or a group of Tasmanian devils?
Tasmanian devils, I don't like lions :|
Being Punched in the face by President Obama or Jessica Simpson?
Obama.
Who to ask where babies come from: a family member who will make up something, or the most intelligent person you know who will describe everything in graphic detail. Also, either way you are 8 years old and don't know the truth yet.
"a family member who will make up something" Sounds so much better when someone lies about it >.<,
Kicking Obama in the nuts or kicking one of your fellow members in the nuts?
Fellow member. I'd kick the person I dislike the most. Also, I'd rather not kick the guy I voted for in the junk, even if there is nothing bad going to
happen to me afterwords.
Stranded on a deserted islands with either your favorite gaming system and 3 games or the same situation, but instead of the gaming system and
games you are stuck with the most annoying person you know and you can't do them harm for any number of reasons.
Desert Islands don't have electricity. I'd rather have somebody to help survive, even if they're almost useless.
Hamburger or Chicken Sandwich?
Chicken sammich. (Ya, nercothread, but I do so in hopes that it won't die again.)
Who would you rather be rescued by: a guy in a full body super hero costume themed after an insect, or Fan Boy from Freakazoid (Freakazoid not included)?
Insect Man, of course. SPOON!
Which is better: Bread or Butter?
I would have chose bread, but I use butter to make pancakes with, and pancakes could, in theory, replace bread in the grain category.. and butter is used for other things too... I could always make pita sandwiches and switch to the gyro also...
I would have chose butter, with apple butter, peanut butter, chocolate delicacy butter spread, and every recipe of cookies, cakes, muffins, and other things that call for butter, but Raisin bread, banana bread, various types of really great sandwiches and other yummy au jus french hoagie dipping, BLT, every other recipe that calls for slices of bread or bread crumb, all rely on bread as their key component.
This is quite possibly the toughest choice I have ever had to make in my entire life!
If I actually had to choose one or the other for a lifetime choice decision I think I'd have a brain aneurism.
Butter!
(I chose this with the 'catch the tiger by the toe' method.)
Cheese It's or Cheese Wiz?
Cheese its
Who would win in a fight: Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny?