Immortality, because then I can live long enough to eventually discover time travel anyways, though I could also use time travel to the point when Immortality is discovered as well, Immortality is somewhat more appealing to me in the long run.
Dr. Pepper Ten or Dr. Pepper (Reg)?
Regular Dr. Pepper, I've never really had much of the 10.
Cowboys or Texans?
Texans, only because I hate the Cowboys...and I'm not even a huge NFL fan.
Tea or Juice?
Juice.
Suicide Blonde, or Hooker Red?
Suicide Blonde?
Being eaten by a bear or being eaten by Britney spears?
Bear.
Hypothermia or Hyperthermia?
Hypothermia. Can't stand heat. DX
Living on the moon, or living on mars?
Moon. It closer to Earth and has Woona. Also, fan of Sailor Moon.
Insomnia or sleep apnea?
Sleep apnea, because at least you can get some sleep.
Razor blade or toothpick?
Hmm... Razor blade, I need to shave >_<.
Ham or Cheese?
Both, because they go good together on a sandwich.
KFC or Popeye's?
Popeye's.
Every member of every government in the world is Gary Busey (separate copies, not all one guy), or someone punches you really hard in the back of the head at a random time every day?
Gary Busey. I can absorb the screechings.
Having people constantly shut out (ALL) the lights in the room you're in at random for no reason, and you don't see in the dark well to find the light switch, ----- or people playing very very loud music out of the blue for many minutes at a time, and look too tough to tell them to stop the music.
Light out. I'm most likely on a computer anyway! I could not stand that loud music thing!
The astronomic realm or the quantum realm?
Quantum foam makes me roam.
Chips or Dip?
Chips. Unless their plain, then dip.
You are the last male alive, but have no legs or arms. Or, you have you dream job, but your boss is an obese woman who constantly hits on you.
Um have the dream job with the slightly Obese women hitting on me... At least I would have my arms and legs.
Having a broken Arm or a broken Leg?
Broken leg. Walking's for chumps.
Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?
Miracle Whip. Gotta have that Miracle Whip!
Resident Evil Or Silent hill?
Resident Evil. Specifically 2. That scene with the crows? Still makes me jump.
Hollywood or New York?
New York. I'd rather be mugged daily than be surrounded by shallow rich douchebags.
Being able to predict the future or being able to read minds?
Predict the future, most likely use would be win the lottery (if able to)
Firece Deity's Mask or Majora's Mask? Also, the effects of both masks are permanent until death (if you can even die of age or disease that is, because let's face it. Either way you'll be around for a long time)
Majora's Mask... I can drop a MOON OF DESTRUCTION 😃
Hitting your hand with a Hammer or Hitting your hand with a Fish?
Fish.
Power of flight or power invincibility?
Invincibility, with it I can attain flight in ways not normally possible.
Terminal Bone Cancer or Terminal Blood Parasites?
Option C, none of the above!
You know how I knew? Because of the kids! They called me Mr. Glass.
Novel or Comic Book?
Comic book. Picture's worth 1000 words.
Regular or Diet soda of your choice?
Regular.
Frilly dress or "I'm Gay" sign to wear?
Make out with a Komodo Dragon, or attend a justin bieber concert.
The dragon. I can always brush my teeth.
Flat soda or stinky cheese?
