Not what was intended

Thats just disturbing. Funny. But fucking creepy. I wonder how much of this we'll see when playing the game? The content is apparently downloaded from other users.

This has basically been anticipated since Spore was announced. However, the game allows you to rate/block/report offensive content, and so it shouldn't be too much of a problem. Then again, I just might want some penis creatures in my galaxy, so I'll have a decent excuse to annihilate a few planets and feel no guilt about it.

Then, the reverse will likely happen too. People annihilating planets WITH penises. Or through the use of giant phallic spaceships.

That's fucking hilarious.

Now when some wars are fought, it can quite literally turn into one giant prick-waving contest. :toast:

Humanity: Finding new and fun things to do with penises since the Paleolithic era.

Your 'F' was removed due to policy violations. :<

But anyway, that's... interesting. I knew someone would make a creature with a giant wang, but the eyebutt creature in 'S' was kind of unexpected.

But hey, with games like this, it's almost a crime to not make disturbing creatures. My sister made an anorexic kid in The Sims 2 and killed it off. Now there's a disturbing ghost that wanders the plot of land.

*dies from laughter*

Damn, "F" was the funniest one.

What did it depict? What were the tags used, so we can find it again?

It just looks like a crazy, naked italian guy with a raging erection. It's hilarious and disturbing.

Beldaran wrote:Seriously, my stomach hurts from laughing. I love the internet.

I can't stop laughing and my chest hurts so much from it.

lol, I hope they get some serious content filtering going for the game. I'm not sure I want to play a game with so much male genitalia dangling around all over the galaxy.

But anyway, the free trial version of the creature creator comes out tomorrow. I can't wait to download it.

Some people are too easily amused. I didn't laugh out loud at any of them. In fact, I didn't really even find them funny.

mighty_darknut wrote:Some people are too easily amused. I didn't laugh out loud at any of them. In fact, I didn't really even find them funny.

It must be cool being so much cooler than all the non-cool people.

Beldaran wrote:It must be cool being so much cooler than all the non-cool people.

I wouldn't know. I'm just saying I don't die laughing over random penis humour.

Because you're above that sort of thing.

Well, you may be cool, but you'll never be 4 popped collars cool.

Bah, penis humor is over-under-rated. At the right time(and only then), it's awesome.People think "well I'm too sophisticated to laugh at penis" but if they'd just let down their "I'm better than you" complex for a bit they could have a chuckle or two.

I thought the first one was funny because it was creative. I mean, who'd'a thunk you could make a creature that looks like two guys having buttsex? The second one was delightfully creepy, so props for that, but the penis one was just boring.

Ick. I totally want to play this game, but I sure hope the filtering works. I mean, penis-shaped spaceships are one thing, but this is going a little too far.

But regardless, I'm downloading the demo which comes out tomorrow.

I'm looking forward to the game.

And yes, the lolz spewed forth when I saw the videos.

Unfortunately I was too late for the S and the F...but the other two were pretty funny. I didn't even know this was a game. I've been missing out.

Hey everyone, the "official" Creature Creator trial has been released! Now we can all make our own horrible abominations and sleights against God.

http://www.spore.com/trial

I'm getting it lol. I will try to come as close as possible to recreating the Protoss and Imperfect Cell. I'll get the full creature editor when its available if I cant within this.

I'm currently downloading the full version now. Loved the trial, but damn, I need more parts.

I had fun with the trial. I made like 6 different things. I can upload them somewhere. Im still not quite sure how you import a picture and it becomes a creature. I tried dragging and dropping like it says but it doesnt work. Maybe its not in the trial.

One issue may be that you're trying to view creatures made with the full version. Those won't work, as the trial doesn't contain the parts. Also, try dropping the pictures into your Spore creations folder.

I played with it, and it's rad! But I need to buy the full version to really have fun. I'll just wait for the actual game to come out though.

I couldn't wait. I've been waiting since freakin' 2005. But damn, this is almost worse. It's like, now that I can make creatures, I just want to raise them to civilization even more.

Me too. It's great and all, but it kinda feels like I'm just designing really awesome statues, then putting them in a dark closet somewhere. Like building great graphics for a video game, then never using them in a game. It just feels cheap and fruitless to me, however awesome it is to make them.

I may get Spore when it comes out. Likely.