I am God

Here is all of my money to help you buy it from him darling!

Glenn lacked the money because he spends it all on noble causes, such as world peace and ending hunger.

Since when do you do things legally Glenn?

your kind of a dick phatt

or a phatt dick

That might be taken as a complement.

That second one definitely was. And how was I being a dick here?

becasue you were and im staff so i am clearly right if yiou would use that sexy lobster brain you would figure out what is going on

It's all a vendetta to mess with my head?

dont use big words k tx plze

God doesn't exist!
Burn!

rock_nog wrote:Our Glenn is an awesome God,
He reigns from heaven above,
with wisdom, power and love,
our Glenn is an awesome God.

ZOMG it's a poem, ergo it must be true.
I apologize for my blasphemous ways. I've seen the light, except for one doubt that still lingers. Jennifer so rightly pointed out that you reign over Dylan Hunt, but can you defeat Ethan Hunt?

He can't defeat anyone. He can't do anything to us. If he decides to ban us all, what then? He'll only have people like Fira and Lightning-Z to talk to. Does Glenn really want to spend eternity with those idiots?

As long as he has AGN and Chandra he'll be happy.

Odin wrote:He can't defeat anyone. He can't do anything to us. If he decides to ban us all, what then? He'll only have people like Fira and Lightning-Z to talk to. Does Glenn really want to spend eternity with those idiots?

You underestimate Glenn the Great. You fail to see his big plan. Do you not see that AGN is merely a stepping stone? Why else would Lightning_z pay such money to Warlord for the forum? He, Fira, and Glenn the Great will become the triumverate of this corner of the internet, and from here they will branch off to the far corners of the Earth. That's right, after AGN is theirs, there is nothing stopping them from controlling Wikipedia, Youtube, and even Google itself.
If you can't see that, then you are less fit to rule Valhalla than Gullinkambi. (Gullimkambi is a rooster who lives in Valhalla. Thank you Wikipedia.)

Glenn's claims of deity are false! He is no god! Down with Glenn!

How can you be so blind to Glenn's power? There was just now a thread in Religious Debate claiming Glenn to be a false god, and as swiftly as a lightning strike, it was smote down. If that is not proof enough of the error of your blasphemy, then I don't know what is.
EDIT: the other two threads denying Glenn have also been smitten. (smoted? smited?) I tell you, if you continue to deny Glenn, your posts may start disappearing, and then you may even be banned. You truly do not want that, I'm certain.

Bah. No matter how many times he tries to ban us, he can never fully silence us.

HE WILL BE GOD OF A NEW WORLD

HE
IS
JUSTICE

Ebola Zaire wrote:HE WILL BE GOD OF A NEW WORLD

HE
IS
JUSTICE

He is Kira, L, and a ham sandwich all rolled into one.

I've started revising the Bible because of Glenn. This is what I have so far.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee!