I am God

By your definition a tuna fish would be god also, and personally I'd much rather worship the tuna fish. They make better sandwiches.

In their eyes, yes, they are god. So are you. But in my eyes, I reign supreme.

Bah. The only thing you reign supreme over is your own over-inflated ego. You don't have any power over the rest of us.

Well you sure have amassed a group of loyal followers haven't you Glenn? Too bad none of them can spell your name right and call you a FAGGTO...if that's what you mean by "reign supreme".

I also disagree, Tuna is far better than Tilapia. 😉

Answer me this...: If you perceive yourself as a god, why can't you find something worth while to do with your time?

God's desire to be worshiped. In this way, I am no different from any other "god" in history. My loyal following will begin right here. What better place than a place called Armageddon?

You should read the bible, the bible is good except the parts that are wrong which say that Glenn is great and every one of us are gods and goddesses in the end except the ones that suck. 😞 But you can be redeemed by stopping calling people mean names and not forcing them to listen to rap music! Yay!

Glenn the Great wrote:You guys always like to discuss and argue about the existence of a "god."
Here is my two cents.
In this world, all you really have is your sensory perception.
I see things...I smell, taste, touch, and hear things. I look at everything in a different light than all of you. Only what I experience truly matters.
Therefore, I am God of this world, and you would all do well to bow before me.

Your logic fails when you suggest that we should also view you as a god. You may be correct that each person is a god within their own mind, but then doesn't that apply to everybody?
Basically, if you're going to say that we should all worship you, you need to establish that not only are you god over your own perceptions, but that your godliness extends into our perceptions.

What Glenn is saying here is that unlike most people, he is able to not only apprehend reality, but to apprehend the true, underlying nature of reality. Obviously, the claim would seem dubious at best, for, at the very least, our lack of the ability to apprehend the true nature of reality extends to our lack of the ability to apprehend the truth when we are presented with it.

Nonetheless, over the years, Glenn has, in fact, done much to demonstrate that his fundamental perception of reality differs greatly from that of most people. I've had my doubts, but he seems to be able to perceive connections within reality that aren't apparent at the surface, and for that reason, I, for one, believe him.

rock_nog wrote:What Glenn is saying here is that unlike most people, he is able to not only apprehend reality, but to apprehend the true, underlying nature of reality. Obviously, the claim would seem dubious at best, for, at the very least, our lack of the ability to apprehend the true nature of reality extends to our lack of the ability to apprehend the truth when we are presented with it.

Nonetheless, over the years, Glenn has, in fact, done much to demonstrate that his fundamental perception of reality differs greatly from that of most people. I've had my doubts, but he seems to be able to perceive connections within reality that aren't apparent at the surface, and for that reason, I, for one, believe him.

You have honored me. You shall have one of the spots at my right hand when my Kingdom comes. Amen.

Glenn the Great wrote:In their eyes, yes, they are god. So are you. But in my eyes, I reign supreme.

Glenn is my supreme Overlord! All hail Glenn!

Ever read "Death Note?" Can't quite help but think of it when I saw this thread.

Glenn is no god. He is a minion of Loki, and will be defeated! Rise up, brave citizens of AGN, and we shall march forth to victory!

Our Glenn is an awesome God,
He reigns from heaven above,
with wisdom, power and love,
our Glenn is an awesome God.

Glenn is not God. He is only a man pretending to be one.

(Is it only coincidence that this sub-forum now has 666 threads because of Glenn's presence?)

Wait! Where's Beldaran?!? We need him to turn this into another religious debate!

Or have you already taken him over?

It is now up to us.

rock_nog wrote:Our Glenn is an awesome God,
He reigns from heaven above,
with wisdom, power and love,
our Glenn is an awesome God.

You have honored me. My praise rains down from the skies, deluging you with my love. You have done well, my pure and noble servant.

Heh, "delude". Wise choice of words, you con artist.

Death to the false gods!

Apophis, Jesus, Xenu, Primus, Dylan Hunt, the Q Continuum, Buddha, the giant turtle upon which the world rides, Master Dragon, Shen Long, Rubiss, Zeus, and all others bow before Glenn. Much less your puny Aesir and your Valkyrie Yuuki!

Feh. What makes you think he still stands a chance? His minion Fira has no power over me, much less Glenn.

Odin wrote:Feh. What makes you think he still stands a chance? His minion Fira has no power over me, much less Glenn.

I unbanned you for a reason. Do you dare to defy me? I will ban you again and transfer your soul to esbe's evil jar. Just try me.

Why did you unban me Glenn? Why was I even banned in the first place?

phattonez wrote:Why did you unban me Glenn? Why was I even banned in the first place?

Because fira does not rule as righteously as I do. You will all learn to love me. If it were up to me, I would be the sole staff of AGN, along with Lightning-Z. But he chose all of his little friends to play along also.

Why don't you take the website from lightning-z? I mean, you do have everything that you need pretty much.

Maybe his power isn't as strong as he wants us to believe. If he was truly God, then he wouldn't have to put up with such lackeys.

phattonez wrote:Why don't you take the website from lightning-z? I mean, you do have everything that you need pretty much.

Everything except for the fact that I do not own it. He purchased it. Not I.

...Where in the world did L-Z get that much money? ...And why didn't you have enough for it too?