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Pineconn is...

138 replies · 30,777 views · Started 21 April 2007

AtmaWeapon wrote:this thread

Holy shit, you read my mind!

I was going to post something about how boring and insipid find this thread to be, and how irritating it is that everytime I check AGN (which is frequently, because I'm sitting here working on differential equations) the only new posts are "Pineconn is..."

Fuck this boring thread. God damn it. Talk about something interesting.

Here, I'll get the ball rolling:

Tits

Beldaran wrote:Holy shit, you read my mind!

I was going to post something about how boring and insipid find this thread to be, and how irritating it is that everytime I check AGN (which is frequently, because I'm sitting here working on differential equations) the only new posts are "Pineconn is..."

Fuck this boring thread. God damn it. Talk about something interesting.

Here, I'll get the ball rolling:

Tits

I know I have a reputation for making overly verbose posts to make my point and honestly people probably don't even read half the words I write, but sometimes I feel the most effective way to convey my feelings is with minimalism. It took me longer to figure out how to make the font large than it did to type the post, and even longer to decide if I wanted to attempt to defeat the IF YOU PUT IT IN ALL CAPS YOU GONNA DIE part of the board.

Lately my greatest ambition in life is to one day own a pinball machine.

Wait, Pineconn_lolz killed me... with a log? What kind of wimpy way to go is that? 😛

My greatest ambition in life is to own TWO pinball machines, so when I get bored with one, I can just play the other. 😉

Beldaran wrote:

Here, I'll get the ball rolling:

Tits

And YOU read MY mind. Go Beld!

Mmmm, tits.

One of my best friends has the most amazing tits I've ever seen. Nice round and perky c-cups with cute little nipples. Unfortunately, since I'm now dating her cousin, I'm not allowed to touch or see said tits. This makes me VERY sad. *pout*

That is all.

Yes but you have your own! Most men could only dream to have such a thing without consequences.

Hooray tits. Support them at your local tavern! They need the support of many good men!

Darth Marsden wrote:Wait, Pineconn_lolz killed me... with a log? What kind of wimpy way to go is that? 😛

Heh, in the original story he killed four girls instead. But I figured you'd get a kick out of that.

~

Yeah, I told y'all that my story was stupid. I was just bored, so I pulled up the file. Blah blah blah...

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Beldaran, I applaud you for realizing that this thread is retarded. As a matter of fact, my namesake is hovering over me, since we're in the media center. Uh-oh... :sly: *posts*

moocow wrote:And YOU read MY mind. Go Beld!

Mmmm, tits.

One of my best friends has the most amazing tits I've ever seen. Nice round and perky c-cups with cute little nipples. Unfortunately, since I'm now dating her cousin, I'm not allowed to touch or see said tits. This makes me VERY sad. *pout*

That is all.

There is not a sane man in the world who doesn't want his girlfriend to struggle with her lesbian urges.

Also, your post is utterly (pun?) useless without pics. :googly:

Beldaran wrote:There is not a sane man in the world who doesn't want his girlfriend to struggle with her lesbian urges.

Also, your post is utterly (pun?) useless without pics. :googly:

I wish I had pictures 😞 *cries*

Darth Marsden wrote:Wait, Pineconn_lolz killed me... with a log? What kind of wimpy way to go is that? 😛

My greatest ambition in life is to own TWO pinball machines, so when I get bored with one, I can just play the other. 😉

Yeah I just noticed that in pretty much every AGN story I read I die and I'm not very satisfied with these outcomes.

Also WE CANNOT LET DARTH MARSDEN WIN THE PINBALL RACE

Uh, no, not really.

Replace the utters with a vagina, the large utter-like breasts with normal sized nipples, and flesh instead of fur; get rid of the tail, the horns and the oversized ears... and we'll talk. Also, make her a brunette. Or a red head, even.

You're wrong. I do have a say, you just choose to ignore it.

And who are you to say what I am the essence of? You don't know me, and I don't know you.

Oh, and I would like to thank those of you who gave me negative rep, with colorful comments such as "faggot". (wow Fabiano the Spy, how did you think that one up?)

You're right. We don't know you. That's through choice. We don't want to know you. You have done nothing here but start useless topics, provide pointless posts and generally fail to bring any intelligence with you to this forum. While we can't stop you from posting here (I say we, but I'm not including the mods, who could easily ban you), we can ridicule, insult and generally piss you off in the forlorn hope that you choose to leave voluntarily.

Dear GOD I hope you do.

Believe me, i'm not mad at all. There would be no reason to post here, unless I find it enjoyable. And no, I don't plan on leaving. Pineconn wouldn't want me to.

Not only is that blatant plagiarism (thanks a fucking bunch, by the way), you haven't even done it very well! You've got the size all wrong, the link doesn't work and you've got the wrong shade of green for the rep count. Which is also wrong. Like you'd ever have that much green rep.

You're just determined to get yourself as many enemies as you can, aren't you?

EDIT: Don't encourage the little shit, Plissken.

I changed it because of

A.) Laziness (I didn't bother adding working links)
B.) I wanted it to have my own bit of style (seriously, who can see that shade of green you have?)

Also, I said in the previous post it was a work in progress. And now that you took it apon yourslef to dis my sig, i'm going to have to make it even more flawless.