Trapped on an island.

You throw it but it hits you in the face sending you 120 yds. back to civilization.

I take a clown.

You eat the clown and get so much gas that you can fart a fart powerful enough to launch you back to civilization.

I take two turtles and rope.

Roast the turtles and eat em, use the rope to hang yourself because you realize the turtles could've swam you to a city or something.

I take the Wind Waker

Easy, summon up a powerfull tornado to whisk me back to civilization.

I take a laser pointer.

And piss off animals with it.

I bring the Claim Check from OoT

You whack an angry beaver with it, then twenty thousand more make you run away to civilization, (hoping you didn't drown,)

I take a vicious mutant gerbil.

That can fly (cuz it a mutant) back to {insert hometown here}

I take the Iron boots

I put them on, and use them to hold myself down as I walk across the bottom of the sea to land.

I take a box of band-aids.

Amaster42 wrote:I put them on, and use them to hold myself down as I walk across the bottom of the sea to land.

I take a box of band-aids.

Did I mention I forgot the Zora Tunic?

I use the Band-Aids to make an elaborate trap to trap animals for food

I take the spell "Nayrus Love"

it malfunctions and explodes, landing you on the nearest tourist boat.

I take A bunch of Materia

Materia?

I take the Goron Mask

You piss off the island natives with your ugly goron mask and they chase you to civilization.

I bring my DS

you use it to pass the time till someone rescues you. In...oh...say five years.

*materia are orbs that give magic. they were used in ff7*

I bring a bridge. not realistic, I know. :P

The only reaches 4 miles out to sea, but then dolphins see you and carry you home.

I bring 2 pounds of cheez-it crackers�

And after 10 ounces you ge sick of em, and say to yourself: "Screw this, I'm swimming home" and proceed to doing just that.

I take the Gale Boomerang

And use it to do whatever it does (I haven't played the game it's from. meh.)
and end up ina swimming pool on a cruise ship that was passing by

I bring a magic lamp

You rub it and a djin appears and grants you three wishes. First you wish for coke, then a bunny, then you wish for a remote control cloed. The cloud floats you home.

I bring a stick of Brut� deoderant.

Which causes the natives to make you their god since you smell better than all of them put together. You use your god-like influence to make them construct a raft and then sal away bidding them farewell.

I bring the Tallgesse III from Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz

tallgeese III manfunctions makes a big pile of coconuts wich explode

I bring a very portable sluppee machine

You float on it to escape the island. You have a slurpee when you get thirsty.

I take my trusty jar of dirt.

You dump it out, and found out it was magic dirt which formed a long bridge to civilization.

I take a kitten.

Which is really a super kitty who resuces you via its super powers (like flight)

I have oen of those Thanksgiving Day balloons (the giant ones), I think I'll pick Snoopy.

The balloon pops and blows you all the way to civilization.

I'll take Tom Hanks.

He goes crazy and chases you across the ocean after he becomes insane from no human interaction (other than yourself) for who knows how long.

I have a dalorian.

(((I assume you mean De Lorean, from Back to the future.)))

Upon further inspection, you are surprised to find that this De Lorean is none other than the time machine invented by Emmett L. Brown. However, in your attempts to get the De Lorean up to 88 miles per hour, it gets hopelessly mired in the sandy beaches. Frustrated beyond belief, you torch the car (after 137 hours of rubbing sticks together). The oily smoke from the tires catches the attention of a passing cruse ship, which rescues you.

I brought a pair of eyeglasses.

The sun is shining so bright that the eyeglasses catch on fire, then a plane sees it and comes to rescue you.

I take Fat Albert.

He jumps into the sea, cuasing a tsunami. While the sea water is low, and preparing to unleash it's full effect, you run along the bottom of the sea floor and back to civilization.

I take a beach chair.

You go down and recline on the beach in your comfy beach chair. Just as you begin to settle down for a nap, an obnoxious beach party suddenly appears out of nowhere (as they are wont to do when you just want to relax quietly on the beach). You punch a surfer, take his board, and surf back to civilization.

I take a Katamari.

Great, but oyu ndge it, and it rolls all over the world, rolls THE WHOLE PLANET UP, and then rolls into the sun. Congrats, you are no longer stranded on a deserted isle. You are now stranded in space.

I take a bacon sandwich.

The bacon turns out to be so excessively crunchy, the moment you bite into it, the vibration causes seismic activity, which awakens a nearby dormant volcano. When geologists come to investigate it, they offer you a lift back to civilization, in exchange for a sample of the bacon.

I take a can of beer.