Babelfuck

Oh, man, I knew this would be good.

I put in the (already juicy) Big Lebowski quote "You fuck! We've got to go to Pasadena, man! Pick me up or I'm off the fucking bowling team!" and that turns into......

.........................

He KISSES! We must enter Pasadena, man! The updated restoration I or the I is not additional to the square of foutue of the Bowlingspiels!

Here's another one for you: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" becomes:

The brown express ramifies vixen it in the dog I take.

I'll edit in more if some more hits come up.

On a side note, the phrase "Houston, we have a problem" stayed exactly the same. Interesting that some messages transcend all the tumultuousness of translation, eh?

I found twelve different kinds of monkeys in your cigarette lighter. Please light this monkey.

I found twelve diverse types the Fallhammern in its alumbrador of the
cigarette. It is illuminated inside in satisf to this rammer to exempt
the fall.

... WOW. ... ... I know what I want to do for a living. 😃

Beldaran wrote:Hey, find out what happens when you send a phrase through 5-8 different languages using Babelfish. It's hillarious.

BabelFish wrote:The E.E.U.U. Babelfish, if the affirmation is transferred, 5-8,
because the language happens bringing. It is hillarious.

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Shadowblazer is the greatest evil lord of all time, and will crush your puny soul with his pure malevolence.

...becomes...

Cloggings of Shadowblazer to polish all the false general important question the time and this one pure the minimums defective-done of the use of the brains.

😮dd:

Now this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

becomes...

To take with him is the most contented thing, that one than it
considered in much stay.

Indeed.

"I own you"

becomes

"you are I sir"

😊

[font=Arial]Being a sort of Star Wars fan, I tested out the following caption from Yoda.[/font]
[font=Arial]"Fear is the path of the dark side. Fear leads to anger, Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering!"[/font]


[font=Arial]I[/font][font=Arial]t became:[/font]
[font=Arial]"The fear is the way of the movement to the pagination in this black
color. The fear is executed, in the ordered order to begin was
bothered. The rage is executed, in the ordered order to hate. The
aversion is executed to the suffering!"[/font]

[font=Arial]What the...? Imagine Yoda saying that.[/font]


[font=Arial]I plugged in another favorite movie quote from The Princess Bride:[/font]
[font=Arial]"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die![/font]


[font=Arial]And it became:[/font]
[font=Arial]"Today. My name is Inigo Montoya. They destroy my father. The situation
of the red tape, of that dies!"[/font]


[font=Arial]Just for fun, I added some Monty Python quotes:[/font]

"We're knights of the Round Table!
We dance whenever we're able!
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork inpeccable!
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot."

It became:

"We are horsemen of the round vector! We danced all the marks this
inscatoliamo in the measurement! We give to the form to sottoprogrammi
and the scenes of the choir with piedini of the inpeccable work!
Dinons we spilled ourselves here in Camelot that we are, we eat
prosciutto and very material of the guata and to the Spam."

Whoa.

"Death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!"

Would you believe it, it became this. No kidding:
"The inoperative women examine everything to them with use
defective-done and great teeth maintained!"
This is too much. I'm gonna die of laughter here in a second!

And last, but not least. Something that applies to Zelda.
- I AM ERROR.
- BUY SOMETHIN' WILL YA!
- IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS.
- EASTMOST PENINSULA IS THE SECRET.
- LET'S PLAY MONEY MAKING GAME.
[color=black]and, THANKS LINK. YOU'RE THE HERO OF HYRULE.[/color]

Ka-Bam. Here's the results.
- THEY ARE ERRO.
- CCOMPRA SOMETHIN ' ALREADY!
- CIR HE IS ONLY DANGEROUS! IT MAKES EXAMINACI�N DCESTE.
- The PENINSULA of EASTMOST ORIENTA-OS SEGRETEZZA.
- LASCI corresponded with the GAME of the MONEY of the states, of thaT the GAME of forms.
[color=black]and, Together Ringrazia they. He is the HYRULE hero.[/color]

Riiiiiiiiight...Go Link, enter the dreaded Peninsula of Orienta-Os Segretezza!!!

What happen? Somebody set us up the bomb. We get signal. What! Main screen turn on. It's you! How are you gentleman! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. What you say? You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha ha.

To.....

That thing happens? Somebody fixed to he it expensive outpost to them
of the collapse. We received marks they. Which! The general of the
visualization ignites. She you are! Because you he are they getlteman!
Its superficial lower whole number is belongs to us. They are in the
thrown one with the destruction. That thing that you say? They do not
have of a certain way to survive dice probably to form its time.
Hectar to hectar to hectar of Hectar de Hectar.

Including Chinese and such.....

Something that happens? Certain person has puttinges in collapse. We
received marks they. Which! The visualization like leading him close.
It is! How it is to getlteman? It belongs we secondly all, is. With
the way in the destruction. That thing that you must say? It did not
have the moment, like the continuous occasion in a well-educated way.
Hectar to hectar to hectar of Hectar de Hectar.

Original English Text:
There is nothing more secksier than two asian lesbian schoolgirls bathing one another.

Translated back to English:
The Asian of Lesbier of colegialas of Secksier is not nothing else
nevertheless more both, that one than he bathes another one.

Breaker is my dirty little sex slave.

Translates to...

They are modifications are more when braker than I modified small unit
untergebenen.

...What?

lol thats hilarious.

Example:

The hermafrodite had a penis larger than the man she was fucking.

becomes

The hermafrodite had a penis larger than the man than it was foutue.

Clearly, what you need to do is, take a shower.

N be-he he necessity the end to make it, examinaci�n of the marks of a bath obvious.

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Some call me Lucifer.

Definitive people take with me and Lucifer.

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You lude crude rude piece of chewed food dude!

The piece of the approach of approximately presses of the food chewed
of lude!

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Sometimes I dream of putting every Armageddon Games Network member in a room, and filling that room with toxic methane gas. Oh what a grand day that would be.

To the times it dreams, the end to introduce to each member of the
network of the games of armageddons in a space to the material of the
guata and in this toxic section with the methane. The OH that great
day, that one it would be.

Hrm, not bad. Almost shakespearean in it's poeticness.
(Hrm, nonbad. In him they shakespearean almost is poeticness.)

Babel Fish wrote:I am tasty Guitarre structure and J it itself it can examine

I decided to test out this classic verse from Lord of the Rings:

[font=Courier New]One ring to rule them all.
One ring to find them.
One ring to bring them all,
And in the darkness bind them.[/font]

Voila.

[font=Courier New]Everything controls those cycles. Interior observes the last cycles
ignited. The totality, the cycle follows these, sinks that, the end to
connect the buttock.[/font]

[font=Arial]Connect the buttock?? That sounds painful.[/font]

[font=Arial]And I thought I'd give new perspective to the crazy Zelda quotes I mentioned above.[/font]

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[left]Link is obviously very confused. Poor guy...[/left]

All I gained from my sentence was the knowledge that English is the only langue that contains the words "Positively" and "Delightful". Similarly, there is no English word for "Fagiolo", and "Koestlich".
The french word for Delightful is Delicious.

This, after going through all of the languages, was the outcome:
"Because, hello, koestlich you he consider frank fagiolo here old here,
old fruit!"
From:
"Why, hello there old bean, positively delightful to see you there, old fruit!"

Would you like to try my delicious sausage?
...
"In order to come to the contact from us we would wish to control the
sausage of the mine of good pleasure?"

Why don't you do your best Kurt Cobain impression, asshole?
...
"Why the Cobain that it prints to I gave Kurt, weak person of the title
the form more better possible?"

If there's anything more important around here than my ego, I want it caught and shot now!
...
"If seins, that one it is important here of me, grippassero of I, the
fire, hour of the thought you who we demanded them,"

Inspired by the aforementioned "almost Shakespearian," I decided to try some real Shakespeare:

From [font=Arial]Hamlet:[/font]
[font=Arial][/font]
To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;

It becomes even more wordy than it already is:

[font=Courier New]Since then that risoluto or, because whereas follows it is, is not,:
it is the question: If ' the part outpost to establish as anticipated
the resistance and good more splendid cruel probability estimates the
handspike, around the carrier of the excess of the sea in the
direction of the conversion the arrow of the obstruction the end to
suffer to these subjects of the internal part or of the question,
ingualmente as that is tis is pointedly? For the data,: for the
dream,; in this; And our extreme religious pain the material and the
meat of the 1,000 that the escape of the guides of influence follows the
person of the place of the Schlafes, that one is the front
circumstances, the ' covers finishes them of is the internal part of
desire ' D of tis. For the data, for the dream,; for the dream,: hoped
for vainly involuntary for this, ay and the friction that it has;[/font]
[font=Courier New][/font]
[font=Arial]Interesting. I especially like the phrase about the "meat of the 1,000 escaping from the place of the Schlafes." Sounds like the title of a grade-B horror film.[/font]

I took a quote from National Lampoons Christmas Vacation:

And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holly Shit! Where's the Tylenol?

Turned into:

And, it would wish to consider me I direct it in the eye and it would
appreciate that a good market and it would be, nenhuns good, incolpata
and drained, I low duration and and the dirt to that it would eat,
congenitalmente above fulled, the one that is hopeless unconscious
saying and the alcohol they would aspire, the kisses of the dog, that
the animal, dickless, of cruel, the great, rigid donkey the length of
piedini, labi� the tail-leccato of gesprinkelt, reference of the
continuousscrew-done one, purse of the excrement of
discrepancyobserves of me I beat to exempt the fall he! Alleluia!
Excrement I gave Houx! Where it is Tylenol?

Ill edit this post withmore later probably.

I should point out that "poop" becomes "the ventillator of the direct transference".

Just FYI.

Original English Text:
Purple donkeys are equally as strange as orange fish.

Translated back to English:
Crimsons of ingualmente of the donkeys the oranges of the fish
disowned how much.

w/ Cross Culture:
High-red, the oranges of the fish are slow, that ingualmente disowned.

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Original English Text:
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener.

Translated back to English:
I demand that the sausage of Meyer is the one D ' OSCAR.

/w Cross Culture:
I began enthusiastic for the situation, that one that is the sausage of OSCAR Mayer.

I jacked off in your French Toast turns into...

Also I introduced to the function excluded steckfassung in its offered
French from the bread.

The Virginia Tech Hokies will win the Championship next year with an 14-0 record and the Heisman Trophy winner turns into...

The technology of Hokies of Virginia gains the following year of the
championship with a production of sistemazione 14-0 and one he he
Trophaee I gave Heisman.
Wth?

I'm disappointed in all of you. I thought that by now at least one person would test its ability to handle Carolisms. Now, from "Jaberwocky":
"T'was brillig and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
All mimsy were the borogroves
And the mome-rathes outgrabe."
becomes:
"Of toves you and that brillig of the age, slithy, gave the form to gyre and in the honeycomb, that is gimble. Those were borogroves whole and outgrabe of rathes of mome mimsy."

Let's try the end of the poem:
"And hast thou* slain the Jaberwock?
Come to my arms my beamish boy!
Caloo! Callay! Oh frabjous day!
He chortled in his joy."
*changed to "have you" out of fairness
Becomes:
"And they akrierten measured Jaberwock? My boy of beamish comes my handspikes! Caloo! Cally! Day of Frabjous of the OH - chortled in the relative joy."

I'm not even gonna try "galumphed"

That poem was acctually the first thing I ran through the program but was displeased with the results and there for did not post it. 😉

I really can't believe no one though of using a quote from the source of Babel Fish.

Douglas Adams wrote:Now it is such a bizarrely impossible coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the nonexistence of God. The arguement goes something like this:

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," say Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't though of that" and promply vanishes in a puff of logic

Back to English

Douglas Adams wrote:to take with a diverse impossible agreement it is determined, this
something could only have therefore a more useful alcohol bogglingly
evolved/moved for the coincidence, some philosophers to see that it
appreciates the extremity and if folding in nonexistence of the test
of the God of Arguement, to something of such way goes: vestigial of
"I to the end to this I exist, " he admits like the God,
rejects the test of the "for the faith and without the faith they
are nothing." "But, " the fish admits of the confusion
of "the, these is not an inoperative gift like the man, is? It
could not have evolved/moved for the coincidence. It controls to him
that you do not exist therefore and, of his appropriate arguments,
you. QED." "Oh expensive, " he admits like the God,
that" nevertheless had of "I no; and promply in a breathing
disappears of the logic

Back to English, including Chinese, Japanes, Korean

Douglas Adams wrote:Such taken production to traverse, of that one is decided that of the
internal part bogglingly of each possible thing is magnified
completely, is useful, the situation of the idea of the houses of the
personnel of the unquestionable occasion of you, to around look like
that one lasted whereas the obvious God and nonexistence that it
consolidates and the high situation did not have � ' OE is the
nonimpossible complete symptom, that disowned extremely to correspond
with. Something arguement goes to this presses: If I to exist, of
which ", that it controlled; Sustenation, " is; God and "
That it rejects the test is the faith, of is distant that " whole
of the faith no; " But " with; Conference, team of employees
of " Is Babelfish the plant helps, of that one dice, like that
heifer of years? It magnifies, diverse is not solved of the occasion.
Therefore this tin of the existence, if, import of her he stops to try
the 0 variables. QED. " " of the importance; " of the OH
-; God and " It does not have That", the one that is that you
you said only the I; The relative of and promply with the effect
disappear of the logic.

"Tassadar has slight they obvious you. They do not have!"

points for who can turn it back to what it was!

Won_t, that one receives to somebody in all in body_s that of mine
fist feels, but nothing is peace simple comes from gold, that was
something that the strong box was interrupted, that est�ve robbed in
my appropriate skin.

The original was:

Won�t someone listen
Nobody gets in
My body�s a temple
But nothing is simple
Silence is golden
I have been broken
Something was stolen
Safe in my own skin.

What it is ho?
Wassup...
Can A nigger just keep in touch.
Cause she walk like she aint been plugged
Gonna show u how to really catch a nut
And give me your number and I'll call
And I'll follow that ass in the mall
Take you home, let you juggle my balls.
Now let me take down yo' walls.
(Not completely correct, but I tried.)

Translates into...

That the thing is this one has? Wassup... Nigger of the case to the
rest in the right of the contact. It goes to a cause like, it must go
aint connected with the aspect with the U whereas it really intercepts
to me to nut/mother and its number that indicates and d� and I of I
follows that the donkey in the switch of the emergency of the centers
negoc�a, of which jongliere had repaired in the left his my spheres.
Left Lascimi the wall that makes the examinaci�n of I it more
profund�.

Okay...

Foxx wrote:He KISSES! We must enter Pasadena, man!

I am the best!->They are the thing more better possible! Weird.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
becomes...
How much wood, in a position to play of marmot of America he, if
marmot of America that a wood could play?

At the stroke of midnight, in the middle of the day, two dead boys got up to play. Stood back to back, facing each other; drew their swords and shot one another. You may not believe this lie, but it's true; ask the blind man, he saw it too.
becomes...
The end blackens the midnight of the horse, to the way in the day, two
damaged boys is magnified to the game. Still it continues with the
later face, having the forehead; and it lost another one extracted the
relative lamierina. They cannot believe this lie, but he is
applicable; it asks the hidden man, he saw it on the other hand.

Why can't you just join our happy joy club? Then we can all get along together!
becomes...
Why you cannot razoavelmente connect our lucky association of the joy?
Then whole number we tin-plated the long unit that we received!

Now I know why Japanese video game villains are so evil! They don't want to tin-plate the long unit that we recieved!
(Hour I knows, because Japanese of the gangsters of the video the game
that is therefore does! They would not wish to mark the length, only
the unit, of that one recieved!)

Fawful would love this.