I think being smashed would hurt less.
Eat a metal folding chair or a mattress.
This or that...The game
a mattress.
gouge your eyeballs out or jam needles in your ears?
Needles in my ears. I'd imagine gouging out eyeballs hurts a lot more.
Freezing weather without warm clothes or swim on a cold day in cold water?
freezing weather without warm clothes. less chance of "hypothermia" however you spell it. 😊
get your hair set on fire, or be electrocuted?
Hair on fire. I can't even take little shocks, fire I could at least put out.
Jump off a cliff or be grinded by wood chipper?
jump off a cliff.
secret door #1, or secret door #2?
Secret door #2.
Laser to the eye or have someone punch you in the arm.
Punch to the arm.
Be flushed down a toilet or locked in a locker for a month.
in a locker for a month. toilets = eww.
MSN or Yahoo?
Yahoo, since I can talk to people on MSN through it.
Insomnia or narcolepsy?
Narcolepsy whilst dreaming about having Insomnia. Oh thats right, I broke the fourth wall.
Fizz Bitch, or GUN? [You had better get the joke...]
(doesn't get the joke, but...) GUN?
Death by quicksand or death via Barbara Straisand's singing?
quicksand.
help mrz84's cat or smash your brain up?
I'll give a helping hand.
Loose your thumb or loose your big toe?
big toe.
better graphics card then hellebeest, or less RAM then hellebeest?
Johnamus the Great has made this thread alive again.
I prefer a better graphics card. It's shiny.
A retarded Calculator that says 2+2=5? Or a retarded calculator that says 2*8=10?
2+2 is closer to 5 than 2*8 is closer to 10. So 2+2=5, but I prefer my calculator to work NORMALLY, Sir_Johnamus the Great. :P
Cereal for dinner or something more "dinnery" for dinner?
Cereal. Sometimes I have it at really unorthodox times, such as night.
Using Zelda Classic vs. posting at AGN
AGN.
Male kitties or female kitties?
Female kitties.
Wearing mismatched socks vs. wearing only one sock.
mismatched socks. i do it all the time 😃
blond hair or brown hair
Brown hair.
cats or dogs.
cats
cheese or spinich?
cheese. definately...
rotten fruit or exploding cupcakes?
exploding cupcakes!
$19.99 or $20?
19.99 $20 is for lamos.
Vt_Hokie_Fan back? or Vt_Hokie_Fan gone forever?
Vt_Hokie_Fan back
Losing all sanity. It's less loud and screechy.
tinkerbelle or bitsy
You had better choose correctly.
bitsy 😃
waffles or pancakes?
Good, you picked the right one.
Waffles, no question.
Jackie Chan or Jet Li?