Um
what or WTF
This or that...The game
What.
WTF is like, OMG, I'm just ROTFLOL.
Rod of Seasons or Harp of Ages?
uh? the rod of seasons w/e lol
brain or liver
I point behind you and say: "Look! A 3-headed moose!" and then take both.
Dr. Pepper or Diet Dr. Pepper.
Dr. Pepper
Bang your head against a wall for an hour or be sued with a frivolous lawsuit?
Bang my head against the wall for an hour.
Old mayonnaise or drink straight botox?
Old mayonnaise
eat boiled chicken livers or drink tabsaco sauce mixed with milk
drink tabsaco sauce mixed with milk,
milk kills the heeeat anyways (but that would taste something awful)
Coffee or Red Bull (either way your up all night :laughing: )
Red Bull.
Punch a mime or kick a muppet of your choice
kick a muppet.
coke or pepsi
Pepsi.
Kiss the ass of of the fattest person on the planet or be the trigger for Armageddon?
kick fatty! fat people = nasty
become a vampyre or a cat?
I vant to vee a vampire! 
Live forever as a hidious monster
--OR--
Live as Superman but die in 1 week
[me] is evil today :sly:
live forever as a hidious monster... because it would be very disturbing if I was superman.
on the other hand, being hidious is just very... sad? so evil. :scared:
super short but skinny, or super tall but fat?
Super short but skinny. I'm skinny now and I can eat all the food I want and not gain a pound. Of course, I growing, so it could be a bad thing.
Be confined to a weelchair but never grow old and die, or become athletic and smart but die in your early 60's.
athletic and smart.
food poisoning, or lightning scar?
Food poisining.
Crunchy peanut butter or creamy peanut butter?
Edit: Wow, this is post 1900 is this thread.
creamy for sure!
phattone'z head on a stick, or FREE COOKIES?
Free Cookies!
FBI or CIA?
yes.
IBF or AIC?
Don;t know what either of them are, but AIC.
Wasp or Hornet
wasp
russadwan wrote:Don;t know what either of them are, but AIC.
spell them backwards. 😉
milk or juice?
Oh. Juice.
😊 or 😃.
😃
fly or breath water
Deffinitly fly!
Live during the Middle Ages, or live in Ancient Greece.
middle ages.
cute Alex or ugly Brian?
ugly Brian...?...!........? O_o
Kite's Data Drain or Haseo's Data Drain?
dunno what eather is, but Kite's.
marshmellows or fart in a can?
PS: Brian is some ugly dork from school that stalks me around.
Why would I want a fart in a can? I'll for for marshmallows.
Kidney Stones or 50 kicks to the groin?
50 kicks to the groin. see as that isnt as much of a problem for me. :P
get eaten by a crock, or smashed my an elephant?