The person above me.

^ Is mistaken
< Knows ^^^ and ^ too well, he's a cheat and a copycat
^ Tries to cover it by accusing others
^ Made the mistake of accusing a sweet non temperamental redhead too

^ and ^^ talk too much
< is a pyro
v is a freak

^^sweet non-tempermental redheads? let me guess, they live on the north pole too, right?
^is wrong
<rarely talks

^^ Pfft, who rang ^^?
^ North Pole is where Santa is. Cool but too cold for redheads
< Rarely talks too
< Needs a report on <'s desk

< needs a neck rub and a pillow
^ took a rather long nap

^should get ^'s wife to take care of it
<gave a shoulder massage this afternoon

^ should put shoulder massage in ^'s overdue report
^^^ has to give neck rubs to earn ^^^'s allowance since ^^^ doesn't help out around here any other way 😛

^she most certainy doesn't
<owes ^^^^ several reports now that <'s strike is over

^ The strike is over? Says who? That's news for <
< Is on double strike now!
< Will give ^^ the owed neck rubs. How many are they by now? :waggle:
< Does a lot to help AND ^ and ^^ know it
< So HA, < wins... again and again

^ three strikes and ^'s out 😛
< gotta get ready for lunch out with mom

^have fun
<takes <'s mom out for lunch when < has money
<hasn't had money for a month or so

^ So get some work done
< Needs ^'s money to he rich again and the allowance <'s *cough*dad*cough* is still forgetting to give <

^ needs to mow the lawn ^ keeps forgetting to mow to get allowance from <

^ Is trying to hook < up with MacK, whatever his name is
^ So, when ^ stops, < will mow the lawn with <'s own helper of the Martian kind :saint:

^ is also forgetting <'s neck rubs. To get allowance, ^ must do ^'s chores.

< Oops, did < forget?
^ How much does a neck rub pay? 😉
< Prefers those to the mowing business and throws in the pillow

^lazy
<very, very happy
<beautiful day around here today
<getting free dinner too

< enjoyed the beautiful day here with <'s wife. 75 degrees, clear and sunny
^^ depends on whether the rub comes with a kiss for < afterwards.
^ has problems winning tickle fights

^hush you
^where's that sister/daughter at today?
<wins plenty well when opposing party doesn't cheat. and has much shorter legs than <

^ Got free Hawaiian dinner
^ Is always a loser against <
^^ Always gets the free kiss on the cheek from <
< Is *sweet*, angelic and generous too
< Got stuck in traffic again?

^likes to flatter herself
<knows ^ isn't angelic

^ Oh, yeah? Prove it
< Has a halo :saint:

^'s halo is really a glazed doughnut on ^'s head
<put it there when ^ wasn't paying attention
<evil brother

^ Is evil
< Ate evil hokie
< Rid the world of a pest. Yay <

^no you didn't
<un-eatable

^ That's what you think
^ Will remain eaten until ^'s new person gets back from Maine
< Is sweet like that

^is evil like that
<needs to be uneaten

^ Keep on hoping
< Is sweet too

^sweet tasting maybe.
^eaten by <
^HA!

^ In your dreams
< carrot is always the eater of a hokie
< Owns ^
So, HA!