^pft to you
<endangered
<protected from being eaten
The person above me.
^ Keep on telling yourself that. Since when is chicken endangered?
< Is protected by a cat
^a cat? you mean the psycho english one?
^is also protected by a fatcat dad, dragon brother, and knightly hokie
<has mroe money than < thought < did
^ Yeah?
< Is rich!!!
< Nah, a fatcatdad, < doesn't like Brits
^i didn't think so
^isn't rich
<isn't rich either
<wishes < was rich
^ Sure you do
^'s money is <'s money
<'s dad is back and he will hurt evil ^
^no he won't
<'s money is <'s money
<not a giver
^ No problem
^ Yes, he will, he's <'s dad
< Is a taker, so HA!
^can take from someone else
^owes < a lunch
^ Fantasizing again
< Takes from all, ^ included
< Got to go wash that red hair
< Lights off, hokie!
^was only supposed to be gone half an hour
<impatient
<gone
^ *Gasp* A hokie is impatient?
< carroty half hours stetch, ^ should ask <'s dad
for ^ 30 min=about 67000 hours
<will grow gray waiting for 6
<knows now why ^ dates martians...long life spans
^^ should ask < before going on camping trips.
^ should learn quickly a woman's half-hour equals 45-180 minutes.
< is going to sleep soon if someone doesn't show up.
^i've learned this already. just never seen it actually happen
<is going to sleep too is someone doesn't show up
^ Right
^^ Wasn't around to ask :saint:
< Is going to sleep soon too if that someone doesn't show up
^16 hours ago < was in bed
<actually has a job
<more responsible than ^
^ Oh, yeah? So why isn't < rich?
^ Isn't the only one who has a job
< Works more than ^ and ^ knows it
^so?
^should play game < linked ^ to
<has regular hours
^ Right, it has its advantages and its disadvantages
< Told ^ not now, < is busy rught now
^is too busy to spell right
<is one to talk
^ Riiight
< Was just testing a new spelling
< So sue <!
^i will. maybe i'll get my money back
<is rich!!!!
^ Great
< So, < is rich
^'s money is <'s money (doesn't work in reverse, though.)
^doesn't work in forward either
<'s money is <'s money
<need's <'s money in case < doesn't find a roommate
^ Right
< Will find ^ a female non psycho female roommate
< Still wants ^'s money
< Is rich!!!
^is un-rich
^wants to go shopping
<fears for <'s and FCF's money
^ So what?
< Needs ^'s and dad's money, it's <'s money; so deal with it
^i will
<changes name and bank account #'s
<SO HA!
<favored child
^ broke
< broke
^^ thief
^^ didn't mow yard, no allowance