I Wish... You Were A Frog

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but it sucks and doesn't pay well.

* :evil: Skunk am I? (sprays DM in the face)

I wish things were more active here.

[algam86]

Granted, but everything else dies.

I wish we didn't have so many cats around my house. I don't mind cats, but there's, like, six of 'em...

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, now you've got a bunch of dogs.

I wish I could afford to get some fish and chips, 'cause I'm really in the mood for some.

[firefly]

Granted, but they are rotten.
I wish, I didn't had this stupid toothache.

[algam86]

Granted, but now your stomach hurts...

*Yeah, dogs! I like dogs.

On a related note, I wish my stomach wasn't hurting...

[koopa]

Granted, you now have toothache (Duh!).

I wish there was something worth watching on TV now.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but aliens invade, and destroy all TV sets!

I wish I was a hero...

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but now the world is nothing but villains and we all gang up on you. MWA-HA-HA!

I wish I knew how to continue my forum quest!

[koopa]

Granted, but no-one posts in it.

(I will, seriously. I'm just looking for a good storyline)

I wish there were more good members active in forum games.

[algam86]

Granted, but the number of bad members posting increases tenfold.

I wish my section wouldn't get harassed so much in band class. (always picking on the tubas...)

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but now you never get to do anything.

I wish I had a motorbike.

[likesallusions]

Granted, but it's defective. Either that or someone steals it.

I wish I wasn't so slow at everything I do. (have I wished this before?)

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but now you're so hyper you have a fatal stroke.

* When something's been going this long, repetition becomes inevitable. Don't worry about it.

I wish I had a decent printer.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but your computer is a piece of junk...And I steal the printer.

I wish I had an airboard. it would make traveling SO much easier! (and more fun)

[likesallusions]

Granted, but you need a license so you can't fly it yet.

I wish I could put my own pics on my sig so anyone interested could see them.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but they suck and you get loads of neg rep.

I wish I could sleep properly. I keep waking up every three hours or so, and it's really irritating.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but now you can't wake up.

I wish I could live in a good RPG...

[koopa]

Granted. However, it features the evil witch that comes to haunt you. Your dream rapidly becomes a nightmare.

I wish I had the full version of RPGmaker, for free.

[Aegix Drakan]

;) Granted, but it's gonna have a few MINOR bugs.


Granted. However, it features the evil witch that comes to haunt you. Your dream rapidly becomes a nightmare.

:glare: that's just evil. (explodes a Bob-omb onside Koopa's shell)

(I said a good RPG koopa! One where death is not rampant! Next time I see you in PureZC chat...:evil:)

I wish I didn't have to do all of these stupid school projects!

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, they're now optional, but they count as 99% of your final grade.

I wish I had a kick-ass plasma screen TV... that ISN'T broken.

[koopa]

Granted - and you have a years' pay of debts to pay it off.

I wish I was in England.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but you have to work for DM

I wish that my RPG hadn't bugged up! I'm sorry koopa, it never bugged up on me before! I'll try to fix the problem and send you an update tomorrow! :cry:

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but your RPG is really, really shit.

I wish my house weren't so cold.

[Aegix Drakan]

:mad: OK, Granted. (erupts a volcano right benath your house)

:glare: what is it with you and saying all of my games suck? For your information, everyone who's tried my game thinks it is great.

I wish I didn't have to wait untill summer to get the new Harvest moon game...IT looks so damn good!

[algam86]

Granted, it gets completely cancelled. No more waiting!

*I haven't tried it, so I'm not saying anything.

I wish someone would get me a GOOD hard drive for my birthday...

[koopa]

Granted. It's very fast, 500GB, but only works on 64-bit computers. So you have to buy a new one.

I wish for a revolution. A Nintendo Revolution, to be precise.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted, but it's a prototype, doesn't include a disc spinning assembly, and thus will not have replacement parts made, ever. Plus, it's really sticky.


I want a version of NetZero that doesn't suck. Screw that one up, chumps.

[Darth Marsden]

A challenge? Heh. Okay, granted, but the system requirements are so absurd you can't afford a system to use it until you're 64 and have completely lost any interest you may have had in using it.

Aegix: it's nothing personal. I've never played your games either. I'm just teasing - I'm sure they're pretty good.

I wish I had an ice cream, for some strange reason.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but Machiavelli asks for a bite...then another...then another...soon, there's nothing left for you to eat!

*point taken. sorry I exploded like that...I just take it personally because I spend SOOOOO much time working on it...

I wish My graphic design project hadn't gotten messed up...It's a day late, and has a few issues...:cry: It was so damn frusttrating that just this morning, I said the most offensive work in the english language about 3 times! And I've only said that word twice in my life...both when I was REALLY pissed...

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but when you finally hand it in, you get told that you didn't actually have to do it at all!

*Hell, Machiavelli can have all the cream she wants, iced or not... :naughty:

I wish I'd bought the right network cable!

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted, but you realize all too late that you're trying to connect your computer to a bee hive.


I wish I had an extra light bulb for my lamp.

[likesallusions]

Granted, but after you use that one you can't get anymore because for some reason all the local stores don't carry them anymore. Plus that spare broke when you dropped it putting it in.

I wish I'd stop worrying about my drafting project that's due Monday (as far as I know.)

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted. you forget all about it, and lose major marks for it.

I wish people would say something other than "I don't have RPGmaker" in the Signature above you thread...it's getting overused...

[algam86]

Granted, but after everyone gets it, your quest bugs up and it's unplayable...again.

I wish I'd finish digitally coloring a drawing of mine...

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted, but once you finish, you realize that it actually looks pretty gay.


I wish the weather would warm up a little bit more and stay that way.

[algam86]

Granted. It's now a constant 156 degrees outside.

*ahem!*

I wish something good was on TV at the moment.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted, but the preceeding commercial causes you to have a seizure, and you're incapacitated on the floor in a puddle of urine and vomit until the program is over.


I wish I had a talking lobster.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but it chops your...uhh....you know...off with it's claws.

I wish I didn't have any schoolwork

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you get bored of school, drop out, start taking drugs and end up giving blowjobs for crack in a back alley somewhere.

I wish I had a decent pen right now!

[algam86]

Granted, but somebody steals it.

I wish I had a dance pad for DDR.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted, but all the ridiculous dancing causes your knees to shatter.


I wish the internet wasn't so full of idiots.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted. You're banned from the internets FOREVER.

I wish I hadn't shaved my beard off.

[koopa]

Granted. You're mistaken for a terrorist and arrested.

I wish I wasn't so tired .... *falls asleep*

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, you can never sleep now. EVER.

I wish I had more turn-based RPGs like Final Fantasy.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but you don't have the required system to play them on.

I wish I didn't feel so depressed...too much work...And I can' t get off my ass and do it...

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, now you just feel stupid.

I wish I were a better C++ programmer. I'm so not gonna pass my final exam at this rate.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but you sleep in on your exam day, you fail, and feel stupid.

I wish I could duplicate myself and thus halve my workload. Anmd I want my duplicat to be a nice guy like me, and not try to kill me to become the real me!

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you have to spend twice as much on food, go bankrupt and end up giving blowjobs for cash in some alley.

*I'm mean...

I wish I could whistle properly.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted, but in doing so, you accidentally whistle in a pitch high enough to shatter your monitor, impaling your face with the resulting shards.


I wish I had a sword that could be used reliably in combat. Not a cheap display crapper that breaks if you look at it the wrong way.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but there's no reason to use it, so it just sits there on your shelf...forever...

I wish Volvagia would eat Darth Marsden.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted, but upon consumption, the two become a single powerful entity and go on a soul-consuming rampage.

I wish I had a walrus and a cannon, to be used for the obvious purpose.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but before you can use it I come along and devour your soul.

I wish I could set up my bloody network connection!

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted, but as previously mentioned at the top of this page, you're still trying to connect to a bee hive.


I wish Darth Marsden would stop harassing innocent honeybee colonies.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, I start harrasing you.

I wish I didn't have to go shopping with my mother today

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. You're too busy harassing me.


I wish I wasn't so sleepy right now.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but now you become an insommniac (sp?)

I wish carrot red was back...

[Darth Marsden]

So do I.

I wish it weren't raining... I'm supposed to be doing some jobs in town, but I'm not going if it's pouring it down.
EDIT: Didn't stop, so I went anyway. I'm now cold, wet and miserable. So how was your day?

[koopa]

Granted. It's now snowing. (Might just be true for you too. It is here)

I wish I didn't have work to do over Easter ... talk about holidays ...

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but you get caught in a time warp, and yo teleport to the day after the easter holidays, so you miss everything.

I wish I could make a really good ZC quest.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but no-one plays it.

*I love snow! Yay snow!

I wish I weren't so hungry.

[algam86]

Granted, but you're dehydrated.

I wish I didn't sleep so erraticly. Last night sucked...

[Darth Marsden]

Granted. You now sleep from 9:00 AM to 7:30 PM.

I wish I could remember stuff better.

[algam86]

Granted, but it's only the things you DON'T want to remember.

I wish finding synthesis materials on Kingdom Hearts (and 2) wasn't so annoyingly long.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, it's now super simple and hence absolutely no fun.

I wish I weren't so addicted to crumpets. Seriously, it's not funny.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but you get addicted to drugs instead and...
end up giving blowjobs for crack in a back alley somewhere.

:evil: Vengeance is sweet... :p

I wish it was summer vacation already!

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it's also hurricane season..!

I wish I didn't have to worry about getting a job.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but that's because you can never get one!

*I live in Canada! Hurricane season never bothers us!

I wish I hadn't failed that F-ing project...

[algam86]

Granted. You got a D-minus.
(Sorry)

I wish I knew everything...good.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but now everyone pesters you for your knowledge and you never get a moment to yourself.

I wish I could get back into my drawing. I have a half-started webcomic I really should get back to. And a half-finished game, come to mention it. And a half-done...

[algam86]

Granted, but you never finish everything else.

I wish I could get back to my own drawings...

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but they're really, really bad.

I wish I had more money

[WindStrike]

Granted, but you just got arrested for being accused of a bank robbery.

I wish I could cast Magic.

[algam86]

Granted, but you light yourself on fire and burn to death.

I wish I knew where that last treasure was in Twilight Town...(KH2) I only need one more...

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but due to some odd bug, you cna never get it!

I wish I didn't have to do this stupid humanities essay...1500 words dagnabbit! There goes one whole day of my easter break...

[algam86]

So do I. Man, you're just getting bombarded with work, huh?

*It was only a Mythril Shard...Hardly worth the 30 minutes I spent looking for it. :mad:

I wish I'd gotten something better than a freakin' Mythril Shard from that box!

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, you got 2 mythril shards.

I wish I weren't so tired all the time...

[WindStrike]

Granted, you're tired 99.99% of the time.

I wish the next person who grants me this wish will burn to death without denying that.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but I respawn as a dragon (yay), and I reduce you do ash with my plasma breath!

I wish I didn't leave stuff to the last minute...

[WindStrike]

Granted, you leave stuff to the last two minutes.

I wish the next person would admit he/she sucks at life without denying it. (I know it is kinda mean, but I just wanna see what kind of response I might get, hehehe...) (God I'm screwed)

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted, but due to a packet error, that part of my post was unfortunately lost.

I wish I had a bottomless box of Triscuits.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but all the Triscuits are right at the bottom!

I wish my Dad would get off my back about getting a job. I'm trying, already.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, he gets off your back...and onto your head about it.

I wish I had more control over my subconsious self.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you've no control over your consious self.

I wish I'd gotten more stuff for Easter. One bloody egg... Good thing I'd got some munchies for myself the day before, hmm?

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted, but it's all full of sugar and saturated fats, and it all goes straight to your arteries to lie in wait, ready to someday pounce.


I wish my stupid co-workers wouldn't call up ten minutes before they're supposed to come in and relieve me and tell me that they quit.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, they do it 7 minutes before they're supposed to come in and relieve you.

*That actually happened? Man, that sucks. My sympathies.

I wish I hadn't drunk so much Coke yesterday and had gotten to sleep at a decent time. I'm so sleepy...

[WindStrike]

Granted, you fall asleep at a decent time but you start having nightmares about sleeping and keep waking up during the night. Coke?

I wish that I was better at life.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, your Half-Life skills are now second to none.

*Coca Cola. We call it Coke.

I wish people weren't so mean to one another.

[WindStrike]

Granted, now they are angry at one another and start fighting.

(Uhhh... isn't this entire thread pretty mean?) (By the way, I never had any Half-Life skills, because I never played it. Yet...)


I wish people will change their wishes in this thread to italics.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but now they're illegable and everybody gets a headache trying to read them.

*Of course we're mean - we're guys! Well, most of us. I think.

I wish I had more artistic talent. ...doesn't work as well, does it?

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. You turn into Picaso, but nobody understands you. Still.


I wish I hadn't just spent the last 90 minutes downloading updates for Turbo Tax.

[WindStrike]

Granted, but you just spent the last 90 minutes downloading updates for all of the worst games in existence.

I wish these wishes were bold and italic like this.

[algam86]

Granted, but all the wishes are shrunk down to microscopic size. No, much smaller than this.

I wish school was more exciting...and didn't involve me dying. (I refuse to post in italics!)

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it's now utterly pointless.

I wish my PC weren't so crap!

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. Instead of a crappy PC, you now have a Macintosh, circa 1996. Ha!

I wish I knew how to play the piano.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you go deaf.

I wish I had more crisps. I'm hungry.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. Now you have high cholesterol.



I wish I were a trick shooting gunfighter, Revolver Ocelot style. Only without the crazy arm.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you keep getting challenged and eventually you get shot in the back, paralysing you.

I wish I had more blank DVDs.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted, but you can't actually burn anything onto any of them.


I wish I had a computer capable of running WoW.

[KJAZZ]

Granted, you can go pick it up right now if you wish, it's right under the Titanic.

I wish people would stop posting in this topic.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but they make 3 more just like it.

I wish people would stop trying to kill this thread!

[algam86]

Granted, they kill the entire site.

I wish people'd stop calling me lazy!

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, they now start calling you much ruder things.

I wish I hadn't accidentally cut my finger the other day. I've had to put a plaster on it and I can't type properly.

[algam86]

Granted, you accidentaly cut your hand off.

I wish my parents would get off my case about my room.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but they get on your case about the rest of the house.

I wish I hadn't blown all my money in a big shopping spree on Friday.

[WindStrike]

Granted, but that money now goes to me.

I wish the next person that answers would admit that I am better than that next person.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, you are better...at being stupid.

I wish I could turn into hyper sonic whenever I wanted to...uber pwnage anyone?

[koopa]

Granted, however the rest of your life is taken up with saving the world and fighting bad guys, so no more free time. Being a hero's not that easy ...

I wish I lived in England.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but you have to be tony blair's personal secretary

* personally, koopa, I'd rather be fighting bad guys and saving the world than what I'm doing now.

I wish I didn't have this stupid wine project. IT'S GONNA DRIVE ME INSANE!!!

[koopa]

Granted. All the wine's gone, but you drunk it so you go insane anyway.

On a related note, I wish Tony Blair would ... leave.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted.

...what? He's fucked up our country. Nuke the sodding asshole.

I wish I'd gotten more sleep last night.

[likesallusions]

Granted, but you oversleep so you can't sleep tonight.

I wish I wasn't going through one of my hyper mental moments right now. *twitch twitch* hee hee

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you spend the rest of your life feeling depressed.

I wish my parents woun't keep getting on my back about getting a job. I swear to god, I am trying!

[algam86]

Hmm. Granted, but they don't like the job you get, and get on your back again.

I wish I could go to the movies today.

[Van Halen Man]

Granted, but they ran out of popcorn.

I wish I could play guitar like Eddie Van Halen.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but Rock suddenly goes out of style and now you're just a jerk with a guitar.

I wish I could do something decent with my hair.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. You shave it off for charity benefitting cancer children. Which is good, but you're still bald, and thus have a 50% chance of either becoming a night club bouncer, gay, or both.


I wish I could have gotten some sleep today before I leave for work in 15 minutes. Already been up for 12 hours, going to be up for at least 12 more.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but now you can never sleep again.

I wish I had some sweeties. I've got a craving.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but now you have cavities and heve to pey the local dentist $500. And he's not too steady with a drill...

I wish I could actually use a Halberd properly. I've been practicing with a large rake, and it's not easy...I've taken many a spill.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but they're outlawed!

I wish I had a platinum credit card

[WindStrike]

Granted, but now it is extremely sharp on the edges and can cut through your wallet.

I wish nothing.

[Darth Marsden]

Uhh... Granted, but you get everything. I guess.

I wish something.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but you get nothing.

I wish I could use Chaos Control and slow down time.

[algam86]

Granted, but you get slowed down, too, due to a defect in the Chaos Emerald...

I wish my Social Studies class wasn't so hard... I'm hoping I'm not failing...

[dimepiece]

Granted; It not as hard, but your still failing, AND YOU ALWAYS WILL!
MWHHAHAHAHA!

I wish I had a girlfriend

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but she's a real bitch, spends all your money, hits you and, worst of all, never puts out. Welcome to AGN!

I wish I had more artistic talent.

[dimepiece]

Granted, you draw a nude of 50 Cent, and he hunt's your ass down and kills you.

I wish I was immortal.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but so is everyone else, and soon we'll have to deal with overpopulation, yadda yadda yadda.

I wish I could get to sleep! Damn me and my addiction to Diet Coke with Cherry...

[dimepiece]

Granted: But you sleep internally, and have lots of nightmares about things I'm not going to post.

I Wish I wasn't drunk typing this.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you're high instead.

I wish I didn't live in a town full of old people.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, you live in a town of undead people.

I wish I could turn into a dragon anytime I wanted to. It's fun to do in PureZC chat, but it'd be cooler in real life!

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you live in a down full of expert dragon slayers.

I wish I weren't feeling so run-down today.

[dimepiece]

Granted, you just got ran over by yours truely.
I wish I was never born.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but you find out that if you would have waited a few more days, you would've won 200 million dollars in the local lottery.

I wish I had 20 mllion dollars...heck, I'd be happy with one million!

[dimepiece]

:confused: I'm getting served here...

Granted, you rob michael jackson, and now he's hunting your ass down...
AND I DO YOU MEAN YOUR ASS!!!

I wish I was king of the world.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but everyone hates you and you get deposed(sp?) within the hour.

I wish I had more energy today.

[dimepiece]

Granted, your energy levelsw sky rocket and your brain overheats.

I wish I didnt have to go to work today.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but that's because you got fired.

I wish I didn't have all of these assignments to do last minute. :(

[dimepiece]

Granted, you now have one minute to get out of the city before a nuke hits.

I wish I was in heaven.

[MacWeirdo42]

Granted, but you then find out that heaven is horribly boring, and that all your friends are down in Hell partying like it 199.

I wish I had the power to cause people to be slimed by Nickelodeon-style slime at will.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but all the slimed victims track you down with sharp, metal objects.

I wish I had a decent microphone.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted, but it's a surgically implanted nano-machine, similar to Solid Snake's Codec, and it's always broadcasting live over the internet. People can hear everything you say and do with crystal clarity.

I wish Nintendo would have just left well enough alone and kept calling the Revolution the Revolution.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted.

...what? Wii is a stupid name.

I wish I had an ice cream right about now.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. A passing fire fighting helicopter just happens to be filled with "Death by Chocolate", and it just happens to drop it's load on your house. You die. By chocolate. It tastes pretty good, right up until it fills your lungs.


I wish my lips weren't chapped right now.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted! (cuts off your lips)

I wish I could turn into a furry at will...that would pwn...

[koopa]

Granted. You unfortunately get laughed at for being a furry. Human society's like that.

I wish there were more furries here.

[VI3T_DR@GON]

Granted, but then they kill everyone on Earth, except you and Micheal Jackson....You know the rest.

I Wish that I can wish for something with out a bad problem. Or horrible, or words that describe bad things.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but that doesn't mean it comes true.

I wish I had more money, yadda yadda yadda.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. You enter your garage to find a massive counterfeiting operation. After you roll around in money for a while, the SWAT team busts in and... yeah.


I wish people would be more creative with what happens when these wishes are granted.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but then nobody makes any wishes!

I wish more people would play in this section. Forum Games is nowhere near as active as it was a couple of weeks ago.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted but all the activity is like this:

SPAM!
SPAM!
SPAM!
SPAM!
SPAM!
SPAM!

you get the idea.

I wish I could get a nice, easy summer job.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but the pay sucks ASS.

I wish Nintendo every success with their new console.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but sony copies everything they do, so they succeed too!
until some crazy nintendo fan blows up their HQ.

Dammit! i wish I didn't have som much work to do! I've got to design a ceral box, and write a sysnthesis essay for friday, study for a french exam and a humanities exam for thursday. and now my advertising team members want me to design a Dairy queen ad for friday! TOO MUCH WORK! (drowns in a sea of work!)

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. You're now unemployed. Sucka!


I wish this bird outside my window would go away. Seriously. I live in the basement.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it craps all over your/your parents/your girlfriends/your best mates* car. And I mean ALL over.

I wish I could get a job at a video games store.
*Delete as applicable.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. You now run this this (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/01/14) store.


I wish I would think about anything but the Wii right now. Or the DS. Or Nintendo in general. I'm such a nerd.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, now you can only think about math. and don't worry, there are a lot of other nerds out there. Heck, I play Dungeons and Dragons, AND I spend most of my day saoking up light from a computer screen. ;) you aren't alone.


Granted. You now run this this (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/01/14) store.

:rofl: (cracks up!) so damn funny!

I wish I had a DS!

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but both screens are broken.

I wish my back wasn't killing me right now.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, now I am. (kills DM with a ball of light)

I wish I don't fail any of my classes...

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but your classes are all irrelevant.

I wish I didn't have a headache.
I'm surprised I'm even walking at all today...

[algam86]

Granted, but it comes back in five minutes.

I wish my hard drive wasn't full right now.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it breaks and you lose everything.

I wish I could remember where I left my keys.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. You left them at the Neverland Ranch.


I wish my laptop's power supply hadn't died... again.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but the hard drive broke and...

I wish I had more real life friends.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. They mock you for spending so much time on the internet, pining for real friends.


I wish I knew what model the sound card my brother gave me was, so I could download the proper drivers. Downloading one 33 mb package is bad enough, but downloading two because the first one was the wrong one? Excruciating.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but they make the sound even worse and you can't downgrade again.

I wish people would realise my Avatar is a f**king Cyberman already!

[algam86]

Granted, but they completely ignore it and call it the Monochrome TRON-bot.

I wish they'd kick George Bush out of office.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but the next guy who comes in is even worse! (if that's possible)

I wish I could control the elements.

[granite]

Granted, but this would throw the whole universe out of whack, ultimately causing Pluto to crash into Uranus. (ouch)

I wish I could go back in time.

[algam86]

Granted. You go back to the time of the dinosaurs and get stomped on by a Brachiosaurus.

(if you believe in evolution, of course)

I wish I could get out of this drawing slump.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you can't find a single pencil anywhere on the planet.

I wish I knew what I wanted to eat.

[granite]

Granted, But you figured out that you are hungry for pickled pigs intestines.

I wish my body wasn't so screwed up from doing masonry.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. Some masonry falls on you instead.


I wish I hadn't put my hubcap on wrong, so I could inflate my tire. I don't want to go out and fix it in the rain.

[koopa]

Granted, but you get a puncture while driving. You can go out and put the spare on - in the rain.

I wish they'd rename the Wii again.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but the rest of the world has grown to like Wii and demands they change it back again!

I wish I weren't so f**king tired all the time.

[algam86]

Granted, but now you can't sleep anymore.

I wish I'd do well on these finals this week.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but you do so well that your teachers expel you because they think you are cheating.

I wish upon a star.

[VI3T_DR@GON]

Granted, the star you saw was an alien ship. They kill you with a beam that catches your house on fire and everyone in your family dies also. :)

I wish that there was a number 10 key.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but when you press it, aliens abduct you, and you die a horrible painful death as they mutate you into all sorts of stuff in their experiments. (take THAT!)

I wish I had a star rod, so I could make unlimited wishes!

[koopa]

Granted, however it gets stolen and you have to go on a quest to save it.

I wish I had a pet.

[VI3T_DR@GON]

Granted, you got a Pit-Bull, and it chews your nads off. Lol.


I wish that I knew nothing, and had no feelings at all, even pain.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. You are now Al Gore.


I wish I had all my files from my poor disabled laptop on this computer. I am sick of not having my mp3s.

[algam86]

Granted, but they're all corrupted with a horrible virus that disables your current computer, too!

I wish people would say that my dragons actually look like DRAGONS. So far, I'm a really great horse artist... :p

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. You're now a great Komodo Dragon artist.


I wish the 30th of may would come sooner, so I can finally be done with my current job.

[algam86]

Granted, but at the last minute, you unknowingly sign a binding legal contract so you can't quit.

(Komodo dragons are good, too.)

I wish I could actually get a summer vacation... Stupid band is taking over my LIFE!

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but your holiday is in Iraq. Have fun!

I wish my job was just a LITTLE bit more exciting.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted. you are now in the US army, in Irak, stationed in a High risk area. have fun ;)


Granted, however it gets stolen and you have to go on a quest to save it.

Nice! BRING. IT. ON! (grabs his halberd and rushes off after his Star rod)

I wish I could get SE working...stupid runtime error 5...

[VI3T_DR@GON]

Granted, but your computer's hard drive dies when the downloading is at 99.9999%. Go out and buy another one.

I wish that I was God. Lol.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you derive your power from followers, and everybody worships the Devil.

I wish my throat wasn't killing me right now.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. Your throat is now killing someone else. After a brief blood bath, the police arrest your throat for being a serial killer, and the rest of your body parts are held as accomplices, except for your left leg, which is exonerated by way of a clever alibi.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow, and that today was my last day.

[MacWeirdo42]

Granted. You come home from work to find that you've won the lottery, and so you never have to work again. Unfortunately, you get stuck in a time warp, forcing you to repeat this day, Groundhog Day style, for all eternity.

I wish it weren't so damn hot outside right now.

[Peepo Man]

Granted. but the result is a nuclear ice age which inspires the new hit movie, The Day After the Day 2 Days from Now.

I wish I had a pet tree.

[algam86]

Granted, but it dies five seconds after you get it.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. You're now so bored of life, that you go insane. In the midst of your insanity, you try to swim to the island from Lost. You don't make it.

I wish I had a solid lead on a new job, because as of today, I am unemployed.

[WindStrike]

Sure sure, granted, ya got a solid lead on being the next savior of Hyrule. That's right, you're employed as the "New Legendary Hero." And it consists of beating level 1-9 with your life, 3 hearts, a wooden sword, and whatever you're currently wearing. Too bad that before ya start, you're fired because Link stole the job. But ya still have to fight the Death Knight.

(I know it's quite lengthy, but I'm just putting some random things down right now.)

I wish more people will become members at ZCU. And just a note, insulting those forums may get you in... trouble... hehehe...

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. More people become members at ZCU. The only drawback is, so many people join, it becomes full of idiots, and it sucks. Then the database overloads, the server melts, and it's gone forever. Your only remaining memory is how much it sucked before it all fell apart.

I wish my sleep cycle wasn't completely messed up because I didn't go to sleep until noon today.

[likesallusions]

Granted, your sleep cycle now takes up an good part of the day and night so there's not much time left for you to do much when you're awake.

I wish one of our dogs would stop tormenting my cat.

[WindStrike]

Granted, now your cat is suffering from psycological pain that the dog somehow did to your cat. In other words, the cat is tormenting itself.

I wish people would do better at grammar instead of typing things like: help help need help i want to do this how do i do it need help thanks

[algam86]

Granted, but there's only one answer to everything now...

"Sucks to be you." Therefore, nobody gets any help.

I wish I didn't have this summer cold. I hate those things...

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. You now have zombie fever. Aim for the head, guys!


I wish I had more music than the soundtrack to Dokutsu Monogatari (Cave Story; google it).

[Gerudo]

Granted, you have all the music you ever wanted (check your rep btw). Unfortunately, a few years of listening to music, you suffer permanent and complete loss of hearing due to a the extremely loud volume your parents warned you about.

I wish I could find an easy job with good pay. :(


edit:
changed my consequence

[rocksfan13]

Granted... You now make $100 an hour...shoveling shit and removing roadkill.

I wish I and my family could live to be 1,000 years old.

[Gerudo]

Granted, but you are mutants and must live secluded from all society.

i wish it didnt hurt to breathe...

i think i have a summer cold like algam86

[rocksfan13]

Granted, you are a fish and must now live in the water.

I wish I didn't have to work a day in my life.

[algam86]

Granted, but now you're so poor you have to live on the streets.

I wish someone'd revive the YCOPI thread already.

[Sir_Johnamus]

Granted, but this thread dies.

I wish that Virtual Boy didn't suck.

[likesallusions]

Granted, but you don't like it anyway.

I wish I would just get to work on the painting I'm currently working on. It's been, like, 6 days. grrrrr

[Gerudo]

Granted, but no one likes it, and you burn down a children's orphanage in a fit of rage, landing you with life in prison.

I wish I had more cough drops.

[algam86]

Granted, but they all taste like crap. ...not that they don't already.

I wish the tuba doubled as a bazooka. Actually make the thing worth carrying around...

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. In a freak accident, you annihlate the marching band, the football team, and worst of all, the cheerleading squad. Band is no longer worth attending.


I wish my throat wasn't swollen for some reason.

[rocksfan13]

Granted, But now your throat is so small that you can only eat food through a straw.

I wish I had an endless supply of coffee.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but you can NEVER stop dinking it, so you die of hyperactivity!

I wish I could get all 180 emblems in SA2B. with the difficulty I'm having, it'll take a LONG time.

[WindStrike]

Granted... it took you 50 years. And now your brother hates you for not lending him help when he needs it. So now he's trying to kill you, reguardless of the fact that you'd both be quite old.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

I wish Windstrike would wish for something at the end of his post, like he's supposed to.


Granted. He now posts correctly, but in doing so robs you of the need to post about it. The amount of time slowly adds up, and eventually you notice how empty your life is.


I wish I didn't just have to do that. :P

[rocksfan13]

Granted, now that you don't carry the weight of others, this thread dies.

I wish I had my own house to live in.

[algam86]

Granted, but it's made out of cardboard.

I wish we'd stop eating fast food already!

[rocksfan13]

Granted, now because of depriving yourself of such great food, you have become anarexic and ANY food you eat makes you sick to your stomache.

I wish it would stop raining long enough for me to go outside.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. The rain stops, the sun begins to shine, and you decide to go for a stroll. However, before too long, you realize that you've stepped outside and gone for a hike in the eye of a category five hurricane. Bummer.


I wish I had a job.....

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it's unclogging toilets. For 50 cents a day.

I wish my parents didn't treat me like tech support regarding ANYTHING related to do with our PC.

[rocksfan13]

Granted, you now have to live with ME for rest of your life!

I wish I could fly.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but you end up flying in your sleep, during a thunderstorm. BZzzT!

I wish I didn't have this darkness deep in my heart...it drives me nuts sometimes.

[likesallusions]

Granted, now you go nuts because of the light that has filled your heart instead.

I wish my nails would stop breaking. (But I'm not a girly girl, I just CAN'T STAND short nails, they drive me crazy! Grrr!)

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. Your nails are indestructible. Upon realizing this, you spend hours upon hours contemplating how you can use your newfound super power for good. After wasting away the day, you realize that all you can really do is open soda cans and scratch people. But hey, at least you look kinda hot, right?


I wish I could just find the right person and spend the rest of my life with them, instead of being completely confused about women. Ugh.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, and he's a real cutie, too.

I wish I could buy Root Beer over here.

[the_Real_hydra]

Greanted there is a truck comming your way.

I wish I was living by the sea.

[rocksfan13]

Granted, but you move in during hurricane season and get washed out.

I wish I could get my 135K loan.

[DifferentlyFree]

Granted, but as soon as they hand you the money Iraqis crash a plane in the building you're in and you all die!

I wish my mom could make enough money so we could have food in the fridge.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. Your mother gets a job managing a food packing plant in Australia. You now have all the free vegemite that you can eat.

I wish that importing music from Japan wasn't so expensive.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but you get it from a loan shark. then you're screwed.

I wish I wasn't allergic to grass pollen. my eyes are killing me.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Japanese import music from a loan shark? Whatever you say, Drakan. Oh, and by the way, your wish is granted. You're now allergic to water. Take that.


I wish all the good programs weren't so expensive. Can you tell that I'm unemployed?

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but they're so cheap, everyone else buys them and they're out of stock everytime you try to get a copy.

I wish I weren't so easily distracted by... ohh, shiny!

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. You are now distracted by a rather large and exceptionally pink elephant, which only you can see. He's very friendly, and enjoys puzzles.

I wish that I could figure out what's wrong with my friend's video card. Laptops are a pain to diagnose.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it's borked beyond all all repair, and it's taken the whole machine with it!

I wish my life were more interesting.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. You are now a quadruple amputee. Expect a call from Maury in the morning.


I wish downloading Musicmatch Jukebox (for ripping mp3s) wasn't such a pain.

[likesallusions]

Granted, now operating it is a pain.

I wish an idea would hit me, or some inspiration would hit me so I could get to work on something.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it really, REALLY hurts.

I wish I had more control over my money. I just keep spending and spending...

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. You can now control money like Magneto controls metal. The only downside is, normal people now shun you, and the feds want to cut you open and study you.


I wish there were more good paying places to work around here.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it's all Sewage Maintance jobs.

I wish I could wake up at a decent time in the morning.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

I wouldn't mind working sewage maintenance. Pays good money, and work is work to me.


Granted. You now wake up at six on the dot, every morning. Problem is, you wake up at 6:00 AM GMT +2, which is plenty of time to get to work, if you happen to live in Egypt.


I wish my car's front left tire didn't have a leak in the air valve.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but now your front right tire has a leak, and it costs a fortune to repair.

I wish I had some munchies right about now.I'm peckish...

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. You are now surrounded by munchies. Unfortunately, you are also now surrounded by a bamboo cage, and a bunch of dancing bush folk who are eager to fatten you up and make soup from your manbits. Ouch.


I wish the Netzero company would go out of business. Forever.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but so do Nintendo, and the whole world blames you.

I wish I had more time in the day

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. The day is now two hours longer, but tragically, traffic hang ups now consume all of that extra time, costing you extra gas. Bummer!


I wish Michigan didn't suck so much right now.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it still blows.

I wish I had a Wii.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. You're now a real boy, just like Pinnochio! You can drink water without rotting, and go wii-wii all you like.


I wish that my lawnmower hadn't fallen apart suddenly.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but instead it blew up and burned half your face off.

I wish I could get rid of that funky smell in my room.

[koopa]

Granted. You get a sudden farting attack, the resulting smell covers up everyting else.

I wish I'd already written my exams. They're freaking me out.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Granted. Your exams are all written out in advance. Unfortunately, since knowing the answers before hand is against the rules, you're busted for cheating and you get expelled. Bummer.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to drop off my mom's check at the insurance company. She's mad at me. :(

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but the company gets robbed as soon as you step in the door.

I wish I could do something decent with my hair.

[algam86]

Granted, but it turns out the only thing you can do with it is get it shaved off.

I wish the pizza was done already. I'm hungry.

[g4conman]

Granted, but it gets burnt because you have to watch midnight spant tonight at 12 because a deer told you it would make everyone you ever loved disapear if you didnt.

I wish i had an unlimited supplie of hot cheetohs, ice cream and spighettie!