I Wish... You Were A Frog

[Limzo]

Granted, but your brain gets so big you die from the explosion.

IwishIcouldusethespacebar.

[Dann Woolf]

Granted. It's the only key that works now.

I wish my tooth would stop hurting.

Beside: 1, I'm from the Netherlands, but I used to live in England.
And 2, regarding my previous wish: I'm like 3 years older than her. That's not right, man. :scared:

[zeldafan500]

Granted but now every tooth but that one hurts now.
I wish i could get high sniffing a permiment marker without getting brain damage.

[Rulehy]

Granted, but no marker exist now.

I wish my voice didn't sound funny. My dad keeps making fun of me.

[Limzo]

Granted, but now you have your dad's voice and keep making fun of yourself.

I wish I could fly, right up to the sky, but I can't.

[Rulehy]

Granted, but you get so high in 2 ways! Up up up up high! Marker marker marker marker high!

I wish Limzo would visit this (http://www.limzo.justgotowned.com/) site!

[likesallusions]

Granted, he makes one about you.

I wish I could get my imagination sorted out.

[SkyMan25]

ok but you forget it all.
I wish Celestion would like me

[Rulehy]

Granted, but really cant be because I don't know who Celestion is.

I wish I had $72 more dollars for the Wii!

[SkyMan25]

granted but they raise price to $1,000
Iwish my other wish would work

[Limzo]

Granted, but then this one fails.

Omg, you freak! What are you doing? Is that your website? You are weird Rulehy.

I wish that I was good enough with flash to make one about Rulehy.

[SkyMan25]

ok but they close the program down and no one can makeany more
i wish i had a wish to wish

[Rulehy]

Granted, but you forget.


Omg, you freak! What are you doing? Is that your website? You are weird Rulehy.
No, lol, thats not my website. If you want one of me go here. (http://www.rulehy.justgotowned.com/) You just replace the name in it. Example, limzo.justgotowned.com works. Any name you replace the bolded word with works. Don't forget the dot after the name.

I wish I had the time to make my own one of those.

[SkyMan25]

Okay, but that is now all you can do.
I wish i wasnt bored

[Rulehy]

Granted, you have so much to do now. You can't take it.

I wish for a wish that was wished by a wish from a wish. Confusing???

[SkyMan25]

Uhhhh. Wish Not Granted.
I wish I had W. O. W.

[Rulehy]

Granted. You hear it ticking. You hear a big click. You feel lots of pain. You are dead. BOMB!

I wish that I could be a video game programer.

[SkyMan25]

okay. but you get little money and end up a hobo on the street.
i wish the sign in my sig would work.

[Limzo]

Granted, but it also doesn't work at the same time which makes a big rift in the space-time continuum and we all die.

I wish that I had a pencil that whatever I drew with it came to life, even full sentences.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but you lose it with your regular pencils. Then, when you write a horror story for school, it comes to life, and zombies eat your neighbors. Then they come for you!

I wish I could get my hands on Custom Robo! I just played it at a school club, and it's FREAKING INCREDIBLE.

[zeldafan500]

granted, but it explodes.
I wish every retarded spamming asshole fuckface would die a slow painful death. (i hate spammers theve completely ruined every site ive ever had but zelda classic universe)

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but you also explode.

I wish school would stop sucking! too much work, and not enough time! I just finished a project, and it turned out awesome, but...I RELIZED THAT I DIDN'T FO THE STUPID WTRIE-UP PART OF THE PROJECT!!! ARGH?!?!?!

[SkyMan25]

Ok, School is now cool. WAIT, NOOOOOO! *sPaCe TiMe CoNtInUoMe (Sp?) BrEaKs*
I wIsH i HaD tHe SyStEm Of A DoWn AlBuM nAmEd ToXiCiTy!

[zeldafan500]

granted but you buy an illegal copied one and go to jail, while the guy that sold it to you laughs at your failure.
I wish i could fire/water/air/earth bend, like in avatar.

[SkyMan25]

granted but a boulder falls on you and u go *SMISH!*
i wish i was Scott Chugg. (Someone I made up)

[Dann Woolf]

Granted, but so is everyone else in the universe.

I wish I had more time off school.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but now you spend all that time in jail. :P

I wish I could fall through the screen of my DS and into one of my favourite games...

[Rulehy]

Ok, but in that game, the computer cheats! They can do side rolls and jump when you cant! Plus the have infanint ammo! :-P

I wish I didn't have a cold. *sniff*

[Dann Woolf]

Granted. You have genital warts.

I wish I could focus on fangames instead of leaving them unfinished.

[lord_jamitossi]

Granted, but now you're so fixed on your fangames that your life slowly starts deterorating. You lose your house, your car, your wife leaves you.... Not so good.

I wish I could find my keys! (serious, where are they?)

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but they're behind a door that you need the keys to get through.

I wish Rulehy was a frog....a gummy frog!

[zeldafan500]

granted but now your allergic to gummy frogs.
i wish i could fly.

[lord_jamitossi]

Granted, but you crash and hurt yourself badly, but not badly enough to be excused for not capitializing the word I.

I wish that every diagonal line in the world was perfecty horizontal.

[zeldafan500]

granted. now every horizontal line is diagnol.
i wish i had a few of these mushrooms (http://www.rogersmushrooms.com/gallery/DisplayBlock~bid~6707.asp)

[Limzo]

Granted, but they poison you and kill you.

I wish I was king.

[Rulehy]

Granted. You are king of Smells. Now every breath you take is pain and suffering every day of your life. Good job.

I wish I get the new Gibson guitar for my birthday.

[SkyMan25]

Hooray, you get the last one they make, and as soon as you play it, it breaks and you cant get another one...
I wish i didnt have to go to the bathroom...

[Bender]

Granted. Now you have to go to prison.

I wish I was a CEO.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but you are the CEO of a company that sells baby toys. And the company is going bankrupt.

I wish My friggen flashcard would get here already! I need more DS games!

[Sir_Johnamus]

Granted.
Instead of there being a flash card in there, there is a deed to 1 sq inch of the Yukon territory. Someone then steals it to sell it for 25 cents. You happen to be the buyer, and thus wasted your money. You wake up and realize that you actually spent $25,000, and have no deed. Sucks to be you.

I wish that I had Johnny Dipp glasses. (Depp for all of you who don't like the name I call him.)

[Sir_Johnamus]

Won't let it die...

Granted, but you can't see, so you're screwed.

I wish that I had infinity money.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but it all gets stolen.

I wish I could do awesome stuff like Naruto... Shadow clones would come in very handy.

[cyberkitten]

granted. but now you're trapped in a really crappy episode of the cartoon.

i wish my head would stop hurting.

[Sir_Johnamus]

Granted. Someone kicks you in the balls.

I wish that they actually tested the iphone.

[Purplemandown]

Granted. They test the IPhone, and TRY to make it as crappy as possible. Then, when you buy the new one, the store clerk puts a bomb in the phone that goes off when you drop it walking up the driveway to your house.

I wish someone would make Pikmin 3 (come on, am I the only one who likes Pikmin?).

[Sir_Johnamus]

Granted. The producers ran out of ideas and sold out to microsoft.
I wish that this thread would pick up speed again.

[SpacemanDan]

Granted. But it goes too fast and crashes into a random tree that popped out of nowhere.
I wish I had a squirrel.

[Russ]

Granted, but it goes mad and kills you.

I wish I could enter and exit any fictional realm at will.

[SpacemanDan]

Granted. When you get in, a giant monster-like thing crushes you into oblivion, saying, "Have a nice day!"
I wish I had wings.

[Russ]

Granted, but when you use them to fly, they fall off, sending you to your death.

I wish I was rich.

[gray0x]

Granted. You are now made of peanut butter and chocolate.

I wish I had another soda.

[Russ]

Granted, but it was filled with arsenic.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[gray0x]

Granted. You now wish you were a fish.

I wish the soda I just got was a normal soda, nothing wrong with it.

[Russ]

Granted. However, the can is rigged with explosives.

I wish I could smile like this: :D

[gray0x]

Granted. But you have to smile like that 24/7, or your face will explode.

[Aegix Drakan]

...I wish people would remember to actually make a wish, and that those who fail will wake up the next morning with Peanut butter up their noses.

And for those of whom are ALLERGIC to peanuts, replace the peanut butter with plain old regular butter.

[gray0x]

Granted. But the wishes will all involve youtube.

I wish I would of invented Chocolate Rain.

[SpacemanDan]

Granted, but everyone eats/drinks so much that they blow up.

I wish I had another wish.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted but it doesn't come true.

I wish my wish wasn't so wishy-washy.

[Sir_Johnamus]

Granted. It is disgusting and vile.

I wish that the next person would not use e, t, or w in their post.

[mrz84]

Wish granted.....well poo....

I wish I had an army of super kittens that followed my every demand. :kitty:

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but now you are fatally allergic to kittens!

I wish I had a...a...a...perfectly good bacon sandwhich! (Can't get anything too bad from wishing for that, can I?)

[Master Maniac]

granted, but its bacon sliced from a... er... a body part ther grows on command.


i wish I had an endless supply of cheese.

[mrz84]

Granted, but it's all very moldy cheese!~

I wish for tofu (can't screw THAT up easily now can ya?) :kitty:

[SpacemanDan]

Granted, but...it seems perfectly fine.
Until you eat it, that is, and it turns out to past the expirary date by a few thousand years.

I wish my name was George.

[Master Maniac]

granted, but your last name is now bush.

i wish i was a vampire.

[Sir_Johnamus]

Granted. You live in a glass mirror factory alone in Arizona.

I wish I had a name like Taleekealaleekahamaded.

[mrz84]

Granted, however a side effect of the wish makes everybody call you Taled for short.

I wish Dragon Quest monsters were real and catchable like in the Monsters games. :kitty:

[exwir]

I wish to fly .....
with sky .....

[Dann Woolf]

Granted. You've been turned into a mayfly.

I wish I had an infinite supply of Kettle Chips. Goddamn I love Kettle Chips.

[Pryme8]

Not Granted... we needed a change of pace...

I wish everyone didnt start their stipulations with "granted but" or "Granted however"...

[aces2022]

Not granted, we hate you....

I wish I could taste the rainbow.

[Orithan]

Granted, but it tastes digusting.

I wish that both ZC and Zquest 2.5 betas work on my laptop rather than only ZC.

[CJC]

Granted, but the allegro file spews garbage all over your hard-drive.


And that is the last wish to be granted here. See the new thread for the game here (http://armageddongames.net/showthread.php?94842-I-Wish-This-Lamp-Wasn-t-Jinxed!)