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I never thought I'd see the day dad/uncle jokes were on AGN and I wasn't the one who made them. Thanks 2021 for taking a giant continuous dump on me thus far.

mrz84 wrote:I never thought I'd see the day dad/uncle jokes were on AGN and I wasn't the one who made them. Thanks 2021 for taking a giant continuous dump on me thus far.

Hows 2021 treating ya?

Did an elusive rodent steal your marbles yet?

Tim wrote:Hows 2021 treating ya?

Did an elusive rodent steal your marbles yet?

My grandpa passed away. Its not been easy to deal with (he was like a father to my siblings and myself).

As for my marbles, I lost those years ago betting on a cheese fight.

Tim wrote:Did an elusive rodent steal your marbles yet?
That might be what happened to them.

Let me elaborate. Years ago, I went to an arcade and wom a number of tickets. One of the the things at the prize counter that I had enough tickets to get was a bag of marbles, so I chose that (nothing else I could get was of much interest to me). Days later, when I went looking for those marbles, I could not locate them. To this day, I don’t know what became of them.

So I literally lost my marbles.

But I didn’t know about the elusive rodent before. Thst sheds new light on things.

TheDarkOne wrote:It was actually a compliment. He cam be a pretty funny guy.

After looking at the keyboard I see "n" and "m" are right next together, so I see it was probably a typo, you meant amusing, not anusing...

bigjoe is awesome!

VEL wrote:After looking at the keyboard I see "n" and "m" are right next together, so I see it was probably a typo, you meant amusing, not anusing...

bigjoe is awesome!

You are correct. I didn’t even realize the error until you pointed it out. I have no clue what “anusing “means and the online dictionaries I consulted did not know either.

TheDarkOne wrote:You are correct. I didn’t even realize the error until you pointed it out. I have no clue what “anusing “means and the online dictionaries I consulted did not know either.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=anusing

anusing
n - the reaming someone or something out. Roughly equivalent to "tearing something a new one," only with the violence being done to a pre-existing anus rather than in the creation of a new one.
Dan received a full-spectrum anusing when his masturbatorium collection was discovered.

Anthony is a great character and I really love its clothing sense, even I have bought a nice Anthony clothing costume from the Hanes coupons and I will be wearing that this Halloween. Wish me luck!

It’s a little early to be planning for Halloween, isn’t it? I mean, the end of April is a long time before the end of October. But to each their own.

Its never too early to plan for Halloween. Some people put insane detail into their costumes and that level of detail can take equally insane amounts of time.