Someone dumped a crapton of cocaine on my truck!


Someone dumped a crapton of cocaine on my truck!


Are you sure that isn't snow? I see snow on roofs.
Weather patterns everywhere are very erratic this year. I live in CA so we didn't get coke on cars, but I did wake up one day to find a bunch of weed in trash bags --" no idea how that lb of trim got there officer, I'm not a climate scientist!" :P
PS: I can also confirm there is absolutely no downside to using cocaine.
That looks like some kind of chemical.
It's powdered dihydrogen monoxide. By now, it must have melted and seeped into the groundwater.
Dihydrogen monoxide will eventually dissolve anything. It's some incredibly powerful stuff.
I wonder who dumped that on your cars.
The kindest and most generous drug dealer in the world.
Years ago I crushed up some life savers into white powder and a friend tried to sell them to someone.
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Lol. If that happened to me. I'd probably call the police if they were indeed cocaine. Don't want to end up in jail.
If you did I'd tell the police it was yours and then dump some more down your pants.
It would be gone by the time they get their As I'm gonna steal it so we can get high later. 😎
And dont you go snitching on me either. Snitches get stiches yo...
Bahahaha what the fuck am i even saying right now.
Tamamo wrote:It would be gone by the time they get their As I'm gonna steal it so we can get high later. 😎
And dont you go snitching on me either. Snitches get stiches yo...Bahahaha what the fuck am i even saying right now.
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Why do I feel like I've seen the anime from that pic somewhere...
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