What do you want for christmas?

Personally, I need a new computer desk. The old one is insufficient for my needs.

Booze.

Sluts.

Seriously, though. I need kitchen stuff. I want tickets to New Year's Evil (and a babysitter).

I have no clue, but hopefully it is something awesome like a lego set or decent star wars toys for Episode VII seriously the shit out there now blows. Where the hell are all the blasters at? No I don't want a Nerf star wars blaster give me a good ol electronic DL-44

Give me a Lightsaber that cut through metal I'll be happy.

Too many things to list.

[MENTION=38704]mrz84[/MENTION]
Just admit it mrz!
You want this

Also our very own mrz owns a gyro joint!
http://www.yelp.com/biz/mr-zees-chicago

[MENTION=56506]Tamamo[/MENTION]

Are those sex toys or finger puppets?

Lap Pillows

I'd rather have something either practical or game related as a gift for the holidays.

Also, I've never been to Chicago.

1. It is pactical, you use it as a pillow when your girlfriend is away.

2. You missed the joke. Try again

I usually just get cash and/or clothes cause I usually buy what I really want around the holiday time. I might just do some computer work around this holiday... Maybe even get a dedicated ISP that works... Unless I move.

Sluts sounds good. Something to do between building forearm strength...

All I want for Christmas is stable employment.

Crap, I think I just made this thread sad...

Sam's Club has barrels of Jack Daniel's for $7600.... so that's what I want.

moocow wrote:Sam's Club has barrels of Jack Daniel's for $7600.... so that's what I want.

Dear god, does it? I want that too.

Holy fuck you two are serious. Time for agn to start a barrell fund!

Tamamo wrote:Lap Pillows

You could make one with some balloons and a pair of tights.

Tamamo wrote:
Holy fuck you two are serious. Time for agn to start a barrell fund!

Sounds like AGN Con 2016!

Don't have a girlfriend and I got the joke. I just didn't find it very funny (I was having a bad day when I read it and just kinda shrugged it off, which was disrespectful of me to say the least)

I'd rather have clothes though, as I have enough pillows already.

Yessssss jack for daysssss

I'd be yacking for days.

I don't know what they're called but I want one of those pillow cases for the body pillows with an anime character on it. Not sure which one though...