...is cause this thread to die.
The Neverending Cheat
However, if you defeated the secret Phoenix boss and obtained one of its feathers, it might cause it to revive! Which unlocks...
...the bonus level. If you can collect at least 75 silver tokens within the time limit, you will receive the...
...The Legendary Bacon Stick TM, which...
...gives you Bacon Power, which in addition to repelling angry birds, also gives you the ability to...
..date Lafawnduh from Napoleon Dynamite. When out on the date with Lafawnduh,you are presented with three dialogue options, if you...
...Choose a 4th option, you unlock...
...Kim Kardashian's bra hook. What did you do to deserve having her inflicted on you? Better gtfo, but the only door...
...that will lead to freedom requires a password, which you will only know if you have the Book Of Passage, and to acquire that, you must...
...must perform a lengthy (but oddly humorous) fetch-quest for the Knights Who Say Ni involving a shrubbery and a herring (among other things). Once you do that...
...You enter the door, are ripped apart by space-time, and become the final boss of the now unlocked secret New Game Ultra mode.
.. however, because the player chooses not to fight the last boss but goes instead to fight some silly would be secret boss, never thinking to end the game, you are forced to dwindle at the end of the New Game Ultra mode, until..
...you hold Select and press Circle six times, then keep holding Circle on the sixth press, release Select, and then press and hold Square, then release Circle and press it twice more, then release Square. If this is done correctly, it will...
...slow the speed of light slightly, allowing you to compress time and re-enact Final Fantasy 8 on a metaphysical level. However, Xenogears gets mad at you for cheating on it, and...
...erases all your game saves. But if you had a save where your total play time contains the number 6, this save won't be erased. It will start you at the very last boss with all the strongest equipment and 99 of all healing items. Before fighting the boss, make sure you are equipped with...
..The board game Scattergories, as this will trigger a memory he's not comfortable with, he will unleash his ultimate attack, the finger flit on the side of your arm, which will do a whopping 0.0000001 damage. Frustrated by how pitiful a last boss he is, your party refuses to fight him, making a vow never to speak to him again, unless..
...you cast the Ultima spell, but be warned that if you cast this, it will cause massive overkill damage, making it impossible to get his item drop, which is...
...a piece of cheese so delicious, that it...
...will restore you completely, and also make you gain five levels. However, if you don't eat it, you can trade it later for an optional but extremely useful item, the...
..the Ezredank of Glarzare. However, not knowing what an Ezredank is, you force yourself to Comstankulate a Glerbizordior. This incalculable move causes you to regurgitate the piece of cheeze,lose 500,000 levels, be unborn, and become nothingness...
...unless you remembered to Phungerwhoop your Acabanawatoppishon, which will reverse the nothingness and take you the land of Nirvana, where you will meet Dave Grohl. If you talk to him twice, he will give you a guitar pick, which you can use to...
...Unlock the Shrek's Onion Chestplate, the Sanic's Fast Boots, the Mountain Dew Dorito Leggings, and the Helm of Koridai, each obtained by luring the 4 weakest enemies in the game to the 4 corners of the earth and killing them with the guitar pick. Wearing this full set of meme armor will not only give you Over 9000 Defense and You Cannot Understand the True Form of your Attack, but it also gives you the top secret skill "Divide by Zero", which, when used...
...will unravel the fabric of reality, drawing all your enemies until a void of obvlivion. But, to avoid being drawn into it yourself, you need to be wearing the Amulet Of Mathematics, which will restore the fabric of reality by proving that you can't divide by zero. You can only get this Amulet if you...
...let this thread die. I guess that means everyone else has the amulet.