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Hey all, I'm a dad now!

32 replies · 30,849 views · Started 22 February 2015

My wife and I had our first son this past thursday, the 19th at 11:43am. Dimitri was born 19inches long, and weighed a rightous 7.12lbs. 😃

I always feel as though I should post my life milestones here, since I've been here over half of my life. Maybe in 10 years or so he'll have an AGN account too. 😊

Congratulations!

I actually saw this on that social networking site, but it's way better to congratulate you here. OH! And with a February baby you can have a newborn Father's day! Make your wife buy an infant-sized necktie.

Woah, there's going to be a little ApprenticeSwordUltima running around! Congrats.

Most people don't know this but Dimitri was the 3rd brother in Mario Bros.

I've never understood why people give a shit about the measurements. Who cares how long or heavy your baby is?

Congratulations, though.

Beldaran wrote:I've never understood why people give a shit about the measurements. Who cares how long or heavy your baby is?

Congratulations, though.

You weren't complaining about the...measurements...last night.

Congratulations on having a son, also get a raise, it'll help you for the next 18 years or so.

Beldaran wrote:I think making sex jokes about babies is fucking gross.

Eww, no. x_x;
I was referring to a completely different set of....measurements, not the baby's. Get your mind out of the gutter. 😛

Congratulations! I can't imagine the joy and pride you are feeling right now, but I hope you embrace those feelings. Dimitri is unique choice! I am only familiar with that name through Zelda, funnily enough.

But yeah, congrats again. If he does end up joining the forums, let's hope he sees this thread. But 10 years is a long time.

Beldaran wrote:Yes. It says that I understand grammar.

To you maybe. When you are the only person out of many to come to the conclusion that he meant something terrible instead of the more obvious(albeit poorly conveyed) intended meaning it's seems more likely that you are terrible person and using outrage to hide it. :P

I never thought in a million years something like this would be an honest-to-god forum discussion. Congratulations to everyone for making this all possible. Your trophies are in the mail.

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EDIT: Wow. Drunk me took this little gag way too far last night. I imagine that is more than enough of that.

So every now and then I check back here at AGN and I saw this thread from when my kiddo was born and then I see how beautifully it transformed into what it is. Long live AGN.

Thread bumpin' the hell out of this because (of narcissism and) my second son is due any day now. :O First kiddo will be 2 this coming Feb, and he's running around, sayin' a few words, and even started helpin' around the house.