Seriously, I'm a little concerned here. I mean, I don't have a sword or anything, and I'm not sure what I should do.

Seriously, I'm a little concerned here. I mean, I don't have a sword or anything, and I'm not sure what I should do.

You don't need a sword, you need a frickin' cannon. o_o
Feed it small insects until it lays an egg. Then you can harvest a whole bunch of skulltula coins! 😮
As tempting as that sounds, feeding it runs the risk of it getting bigger than it already is.
Why did I click on this topic D: I HATE SPIDERS!!!!

Another photo, this one slightly better. But seriously, I've never seen a spider that's so Skulltula-like... I've seen many photos on the Internet where someone claimed, "Skulltula IRL" or something to that effect, but this one, in my books, is the definitive IRL Skulltula. I just wish I knew what kind of spider it was. Also, we're getting a cold snap, hope it doesn't kill it. Or maybe I should hope it does kill it, so I can leave the house without fearing for my life.

So cool yet... Kinda creepy.
I'm gonna assume ya don't have/want to use bombs (those are good skulltula killing weapons, among other things)
Seriously though, that looks kinda cool, but creepy at the same time.
I'm pretty sure that's a silver argiope.
Oh thanks, I had never seen a spider like this before, and had no idea what kind it might be, but yeah, looks like it's a silver argiope. And no, I don't have bombs, either.