Vegan Real Cheese

I prefer my milk to be 100% all-natural organic spider milk.
Delicious, and the webbing shores up the bones. 😊
Eh... I'm all for vegan cheese that tastes like real cheese, but it's not really my thing - I prefer the real stuff and don't have any qualms with it myself. Not saying I wouldn't eat vegan cheese, just my personal preference. But then, I don't really have any dietary restrictions like that - I'll eat whatever, provided it tastes good. Heck, I'd probably give human flesh a try, even - provided I knew it wouldn't make me sick, and also that I knew that someone wasn't murdered or something to obtain it, but aside from that... er, well, actually, this just got weird, never mind.
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