Recently, I created a certain thread for ZURPG to hold a compilation of all death lines that occur in that game, so now here's a game for killing everyone off.
It's simple. Kill the user above you by any means, both necessary and unnecessary. I suppose I must start by killing myself.
*WindStrike walked on the rope of life. He died of dysentery.*
*kills Windstrike with a sharpened Twinkie
killed callitaday with a tootsie roll pop
Tim has killed mrz84 with a pantyhose cannon.
Tim fell down a well, where Timmy stabbed him to death.
Windstrike gets pulled into a tornado, and is beaten to death by Dorothy Gale.
Killed by the old man who you stle that sword from.
Death by ugga-bugga
Is eaten by a posh goron.
Is chopped into pieces by transvestite hookers.
>Knifed by littlejoe
Put on the Emperor's BBQ new grill
Chopped into pieces by toddlers with butcher knives.
Blown up by Tiny Tina
Assassinated by a purring cat during his quest for World Domination. The cat was sleeping at the wheel and lived to enjoy dinner that night.
Sat on by a stegosaurus.