We've covered the crude, eaten the bread and butter, and been bedridden with medical puns. Now it's time to live up to our namesake.
So let us begin with the Zelda puns. And as you all know, the only way to win is to stab the four flames and touch the Zelda Flag.
Sex, food, surgery and now Zelda! Isn't there supposed to be a Link?
There is supposed to be a link, but it's a secret to everybody.
I just found out that "door repair" is Moblin slang for handy J. ...Not really a pun, but it sure helps put things in perspective.
Peahats off, everybody!
AGN is a place for the whole family in keese you guys forgot.
You guys aren't keeping any tiered secrets from me, are you? Because if you are, this thread might just bomb.
This thread makes me laugh with glee ok.
It's better than kicking a guy hard and causing him to have Darknuts.
Don't triforce your horrible puns on me!
Well, as hipsters say in Hyrule fashion, "This thread is so Shiek".
Master "using it" and you can have this!
I think it would beamos-t awesome if combining coke-zola with aqua-mentos made it explode.
Gleeok wrote:I think it would beamos-t awesome if combining coke-zola with aqua-mentos made it explode.
Didn't you know? That's what super bombs are made of. That's why the boss vanishes with a puff of smoke when you defeat it. It's carbonated madness!
Also, Gannon-Banned for spelling it Zola! Blasphemer!
CJC wrote:
Also, Gannon-Banned for spelling it Zola! Blasphemer!
What's wrong with Zola?
Gleeok wrote:What's wrong with Zola?
Engrish.
So it's like somebody set up us the bomb moment? Funny...wouldn't it be the other way around then; R instead of L? .. I would look it up but it seems like an incredible waste of time.
Anyway, come give give grammy a keese.
Leever alone. Grammy doesn't want that.
Its like like that is it?
You are guys are all (dark)nuts. On crack even.
The new horror flick is Goriya than the last one!
This thread octo-rocks. Armos-t all of the puns are instant Zelda Classics.
I'm fairy certain this thread is insane. On a side note, I can't find my house keese. Also, I'm sword a running out of puns.
I just want to give a special thanks to you guys for keeping the Gibdo puns under wraps. I really appreciate it.
Did you ever wonder how Link's hair stays in the same position regardless of how much he moves? It's got nothing to do with low graphic rendering capabilities.
No, it's because of his hair Gel.
Well time to unleash the Ganon fodder.
It's really getting down to the Vire. But who will reach the Zol?
Don't ask me, I'm too busy playing with my Lynel train set.
I don't see how we're gonna keep this Link going.
Never fret. It could always go up, up...